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yeah! because he stole a Carrot! |
![]() smh! too much of self service! you better stop romancing yourself before it is too late! |
Yeah! I traveled to dubai last week to visit Al-Mualim my rich friend, this guy is one of the richest men in dubai, he has a Tiger, a Lion and And also An Elephant in his compound. He also has a Golden Lamborghini and a Ferrari too……………………….(let me stop here before some people will start saying it is a lie). One of Al-Mualim’s Pet ( a tiger) delivered 2 Baby boys, so When I was coming back to Nigeria he decided to give me one of them as a gift………………………………… Check the Pics of the Tiger Below!!!!!!!
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menix: anuofiarism is not in my dictionary......... |
Emmyginger:Yes Please, Yes! ![]() Thanks for the advice Please can u help me get one! |
But why are some men so full of wickedness and brutality like dis. I will never Forgive him I swear! I will sue him, I need to get a lawyer ASAP. Can you believe this, A male Cockerel (chicken) came into my compound and raped all the female Agric fowls in my compound. Okay! Okay!! Let me explain I started to notice signs of pregnancy in 10 out of the 14 female chickens in my backyard so I decided to investigate more into the matter. I installed my security cameras and I was in my bedroom watching from my window. Then I saw him, he first jump on top of the fence and he will start shouting like this Kukurukuuuuuu! Kukurukuuuuuuuuor kokokoruuuuukukokoko Three times with is deep baritone voice,in other to attract all my female fowls and he will jump inside and start chasing and raping them. Plz tell me what I can do…….i need your advice, I am a good christian and I can’t allow my chicken to go for abortion! No insult please! ![]() |
There was a very serious and brutal fight between two prominent Nairaland Members yesterday………They acted like little children and were fighting on the street . Okay Okay I was just minding my own business chilling with a bottle of wine and beer(yes I might be a little crazy but am rich). When I noticed Andyblaze and Liability Dancing Shoki…………………..o my God you need to see how Liabilty was shaking her Green yansh! I guess they were both enjoying themselves When Spacegoat Came from Nowhere and grabbed Liability’s Butt (yansh), from behind and started forcing her to dance(can you imagine!). A very serious Short fight started between Andy And Spacegoat. I Didn’t even try to separate them. I just brought out my Iphone 6 and started taking Pictures. See The Live Pics Below, if you Don’t believe me ask KEKETU he was There too. You can see the Gucci booth in that pic…………That is Spacegoat!
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