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I thought i would be reading more stories, but na question and answer full here jawe.

Mynd_44: You have NEVER been banned before

not this account i meant damex333

Oga, why did ur aunty antispam bot ban me 4 doing nothing?

Double post

"mehn, within two weeks i don make twenty grands(thousand), guys make we expand our ministry na." lexo said while counting the amount he had made since they started the toothpick business excluding the money he contributed for food. "what do you mean" ibro asked, "shey you carry brain for that your head at all?" ade asked a scarstic question, "i dey talk say make we they use instrument for our business" (instruments here is not the piano or guitar you use in church o, neither is it the ones doctors use but its the instrument used by small scale armed robbers, the instruments are guns,cutlass, A-K's etc) lexo answered ibro's question. "you mean make we turn am to big time robbery?" chairman asked, "that one too much na, police fit catch us or make them kill us " jade contributed, "wetin dey do you wey you always dey dear sef? Na lexo suppose to dey dear like this because na him young pass for all of us" ade shouted at jade "make una stop dey shout jor, since almost all of you don agree say make we expand our coast as the bible take talk am. We go expand am" chairman declared, since he was the chairman of their fallen tarmac, and he is the one that house them all, he has am unwritten authority and the boys obey his every command. "but if we wan dey use instruments, how we go take get am?" ibro asked "that one easy na, we go just contribute small money, and i go arrange the guns" ade replied him. "abeg we don finish that one, na food e remain make i chop"



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THREE MONTHS LATER
"i got an information that the manager of yemco group of company in michael crescent just collected the pension money of its old men, but he refuse distributing them to the pensioners." chairman said to his boys in a well furnished two bedroom apartment painted green wid the picture of Goodluck Jonathan the chief of staff and commander of the army of the federal republic of Nigeria largely place above the 32-inch plasma television that was showing a match between chelsea and arsenal with chelsea winning 8 goals to nothing .
The boys were seated in three couch with ade and lexo at the right side of chairman, ibro and jade sat at the left side. "that man no wan pay the pensioners abi?" ade asked "what is our mission and when do we strike?" lexo asked business-like (dont be suprised all of them understands english but pidgin hugged them like second skin) "this mission is very urgent, we strike today"chairman answered " jade and ibro why are you guys not talking?" ade asked while [color=#009900] 'na this kin people let my papa die o, when the manager of the place wey him dey work no pay am four years due pension, the man just die cos of stroke, na this same person wey no pay my papa make me dey thief now o.' [/color] ibro thought. "we dey wait for our own work na" jade answered ade "and here is the plan of the house, we enter the house through the main gate, lexo you know what to do," chairman explained and lexo nodded, "after entering............."


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"oga, pls you know where vicky road dey for here" lexo asked the gateman of Number 3 house in Dammey lane in ajaokuta which happen to be where Mr. Attai, the manager of yemco group of company stays. The others where in front the walls beside the gate and the gate was a black one that has space in between "na that corner e dey" the gateman answered without leaving his position, "oga, i no know where that place dey na, please direct me wella" lexo try his luck again "just go there and the next junction na vicky road" the gateman answered by using his hands to direct him without leaving his spot. Lexo decided to use his last luck. "owkay oga, thank You, help me manage this small money," lexo said pointing a #1000 naira note. The money served as a magnet that drew the man to him, "thank You bros" the gateman answered as he drew out his hand to take the money, but lexo drew a A-K 18 gun at him while the others did same and they ordered him to open the gate which he did with shaking hands. As they entered they carried the gateman and tied him to his chair and they drove the sky blue plate number less chairman's car in. They faced the house and started walking in.




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thanks 4 d correction boss

"food dey this house so?" ade asked as he was entering the room that housed him and four other occupants, it was a hard time for the boys as the governor has cancelled all tarmac in the state, and how they have been eating, (d writer sef no know). "shey the food wey your papa buy keep for here abi?" ibro answered him with a question which is typical of a good Nigerian citizen. "no mind am, him just wan make you vex ni jawe" jade told ibro trying to calm him. "wetin dey do this one, who you dey vex for, abeg park well jor" ade replied him in a brotherly manner, before ibro can say anything, ade pulled out #500 from his back pocket and point it to them, "oya take make una go arrange food make we chop". Immediately, lexo that has been so quiet and silent both in words and action sprang up like a spring suppressed since 1881 and grab the money like a mad hungry guy he was then stormed out of the room to do the arrangement all in the speed of light, "but ade, i asked you shey you get money this morning before you commot 4 this place na, and you talk say you no get money" chairman asked ade after lexo had left and he had got over his shock. "ehn, money no dey my hand that time na" ade replied "where ds money con come from?" chairman asked again "na....... Na....... ehn .......m" ade stammered "ade my guy, we sef don dey find job wey we wan to or business we go engage in wey go dey bring money to our pockets and the money sef go dey enter house na" chairman said understanding that he was reluctant to say it out "na toothpick business o" ade opened up to them, toothpick business is not the buying and selling of toothpick or those tiny sticks o, but its d searching and empting of unsuspecting people pockets and purse sometimes it is the grabbing and passing around of innocent people properties for proper keeping . "for where you dey do that one?" jade asked " na 4 every where o." ade answered "but that business risky na" chairman said. Lexo came in with five plates filled with indomie and eggs that mere looking at it you wud know that he has done toothpick business before coming up with it. "lexo, na just five card you take prepare all this tin wey i dey see for plate?" ade asked suprisingly " na, somehow somehow o." lexo replied. The four of them shared a look but lexo saw it and said " person fit no see another one chop today or tomorow o. Na im make me carry small indomie noodlles join the small wey i buy o" lexo explain "you sef don dey work be that o. " ibro said "which kin work?" lexo asked while the other laughed loudly and lexo was looking like they have sold him already. "ade talk say na toothpick business make am get small money for hand and we dey think say make we join am but we still dey think am, so as you don dey do the business small small so, na to join make business grow e remain?" chairman poured out. "kai, me sef get that kind thought before o, but i be dey fear say make you no go pursue me commot for house na." lexo confessed.



To be continued.

I don try post several time its lyk there is am unseen force that is not allowing post cos my food will simply off wen my post is 4000 words away. Let me try again sha.