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Dexema:
Cmon creamy,u don't have to roll out all the Vocabulary in ur thin lil skull to impress me,u goofed on that one just accept it and move on rather than act like a sturborn badger.

I know ur type dwells on d mistake of others and I won't hesitate 2 give it 2 u sharp sharp. Run along boy

Dexema:
Hehehe! I had no choice,ur creamy gunshot just stoodout starin @me in the face.odo oloju eja!

stand there and barter words with me Lizard

ejihand1:
Harddon, mprex is right. you are pained. Me thinks you are an unrepetant womaniser . A cross section of people you are following in this forums shows that 99.9999 percent are ladies. Stop sounding tough for nothing.

NLanders , this my evidence below.

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lobatan!!

Dexema:
Social mediaS?? Like criosly No wonder

ur funeral @no wonder wen u are actually still wondering . See d pot calling kettle black olodo oshi

Idowuogbo:
Haba! Ki la gbe ki le ju? On top wetin? Na satan go punish you dia! Oloshious son of a rat

hahahahahahhahahahhah pls pity the guy

Skimpledawg:
Mor rizins guys shuld avoid ya type....

cheap monk

ayukdaboss:
Every sensible talk starts with "hi" or some form of greeting which girls willfully ignore...So tell me, how the fork are you both gonna have a sensible talk when you don't reply the Guy's greeting?

boy: hi
Girl: hi
5mins later....
Boy: hey
Girl: hello
Boy: hi
Tell me,wht oda option do I have dan to ignore? Abi na wetin u want make I do again

ayukdaboss:
Every sensible talk starts with "hi" or some form of greeting which girls willfully ignore...So tell me, how the fork are you both gonna have a sensible talk when you don't reply the Guy's greeting?

boy: hi
Girl: hi
5mins later....
Boy: hey
Girl: hello
Boy: hi
Tell me,wht oda option do I have dan to ignore

ayukdaboss:
My Guys you take a lot of shhiit from the ladies..even my gf tried this shhit with me. I deleted her from my BBM straight and blocked her from Whatsapp without even thinking about it. When I added her the next day we never had such issues anymore. Lol

HARDDON mehn those were some real words!! You put those ladies in their place.

are you sure dat was what u did? because some mumu guyz go try am and wish they hadn't followed ur step ooooooo. Abeg if u no get liver no try am o especially guyz wey be say na their babe dey feed dem

Skimpledawg:
@last sentence, d mor rizin y guys shuld ignore chicks like yu....

sorry to dissapoint you,no guy has ever tried that with me. Am sure u are guilty of it but sit there,relax and watch me go places with that same mistake of mine that u are capitalizing on Mr KNOW ALL

pastormmadu:
Off point. What is she saying?

she's damn on point-lame man's english so wht part of it don't u understand? She's simply telling u why she ignores guyz on social media

Sanguine:
Lol. Imagine someone asking you ''how was your night?'' at say some minutes past 2 in the afternoon... Smh! Or ''how was your day?'' around 12noon. It can be real annoying...

hahahhahahahahah u cracked me up,greatest mumus' av ever seen yet dey kip throwing all their useless weights on us. Most of dem talking here are slaves to girls o abi aw can a guy come just @ d sight of a lady he had a crush on. If una no get better tin to take ur mouth talk abeg make una go slp for gutter

Mayorwer:
God punish you, you ugly bitch. Who cares about your reply. Soon you will get old and start looking for TB joshua for deliverance. Mtchewww

you need deliverance for telling her that. Your case needs SHILOH ewu south korea

SeverusSnape:
They do that just to feel important, Anyways, I don't blame them a bit; I blame all those sissy boys that makes them feel so important. Any lady who ignores you when you're saying something sensible doesn't deserve to be your friend, do the needful by deleting them ASAP.

No sane lady ignores a sensible talk...check urslf

MarthaK:
"Send me some of your pics"
"What are you wearing now"
"Send me a hot pic"
Are you mad?

This is 1 of the so many reasons I dnt respond to some chats. You see my dps regularly,yet u keep asking me to send pics of myslf soon it will be send me nude pics of urslf wetin concern u wit wht am wearing. They are not only mad dey are stark raving mad#mitcheeeeeew#

datguyojay:
I dnt no y dey like forming..nd dey will b praying for God to provide husband for dem. Rubbish jor

its not about forming..I do that a lot and its because of crazy guy who misuse the opportunity given to dem to chant and rant rubbish...guyz dnt av respect for ladies again these dayz and I won't sit and watch a guy trample upon my pride and integrity on social medias

e4emma:
Have been pondering on this subject matter for a while. An average guy thinkshis woman is trying to be beautiful and dress cute just for him, which should be the case naturally.But what do you make of it, say for marriied women..they dont need to impress the guy again now! yet they still spend hours b4 d mirror before they go to the market to buy pepper..(lols). Here, the guy is not with her, yet she still paint the crayons and the markers on her face. I feel its more than the guy now, seems these ladies just try to outdo each other. Yet we guys feels we are he reason they go through the troubles.


so ladies, lets hear you! Who do u dress to impress?
and guys, who do you also dress to impress?

#not seduction

the way you are dressed is the way u'll be addressed. I dress to stand out

philo3:
plz wtf z she wearin

she's wearing tight#in olujacob'svoice#

majalisa:
Damn!!!!she Gat village legs

you just spoke my mind

donroxy:
I have never date a girl that is not a toast of Marriage because I wouldn't wanto mistakenly give her belle and forcefully make her my babymama ... I don't like condom too !!

aah! Bros u must like it by fire by force o

princealbashir:
Bro, you dey ok??

I like dat questn oya bros ans,are u near ok?

bingbagbo:
A husband left for vacation for 20 days. Upon returning he took this picture of his wife. After close examination he asked her for a divorce as he determined she was cheating. What did he see in the picture?

see av been searching for wht went wrong with the pic on LIB to no avail. I cnt come here and be bothering myslf again o...ehn ehn

MarthaK:
Tah! No girl on NL is that pretty please
Be realistic!

including ur biological sisters if u have any

Its not me and can never be me cos I fine pass her...what ever happened to the word"black is beauty". I dnt need a cream to maintain my colour

MykLANNY:
Just add 'i' to the end of it e.g Red-Redi
Green-Greeni and so on.. Abi na lie ma fellow yorubarians

you got me laughing

itstpia1:
na true.

funny you

Sard:
Yoruba
____
green - awo ewe
red - pupa
blue - awo aro
white - funfun
ash - awo eru
orange - alawo osan
I don try.

you are damn correct! Yellow is pupa too while black is dudu

adonbilivit:
the rate at which people sag these days is alarming. some how i blame our media for exposing us to videos of celebrities who sag their trousers. most of our youths look up to these celebrities and emulate what ever they do. we are trying to be like the lil Waynes and wizkids of these world forgetting that these guys sag for the money. though i am not justifying the act of celebrities sagging. if you must know one thing, these guys don't sag in reality.

anyway here are the top six reasons you should not sag

1. you can't walk comfortably: it makes you walk slowly and funny. i have noticed it makes people walk like there is a big pot in between their laps

2. you come across as irresponsible: as a result, nobody takes you seriously. people even hardly trusts you.

3. it hurts your skin: when you sag, you will often have bruises on your thighs especially when on jeans.

4. it makes people think you are gay: dont tell us you are not gay, prove it to us by pulling your trouser up.

5. it makes you constantly pulling your shirt down to cover your exposed pants/boxers. just pull up your trouser and save yourself the stress.

6. it brings you embarrassment: it is common to hear people tell you things like "your pants are exposed, pull your jean up bro". sometimes the need to run might arise, and if you dare run with your trouser sagging just be ready for a huge embarrassment because it is mostly likely to tear.

wht annoys me most is dis: guyz dat sag are the most dirtiest being on planet earth,wht their boxers closely its been used 4 a week without washing

Goodbye my lover by James Blunt

I wuld also go for a relationship without SEX. What do u stand to gain in a 4yrs relationship + sex and he still dumps ur sorry ass. Dis is one thing I use to tell any guy who comes my way. U wanna date me,den no sex and if u feeling insecure,den dnt spend ur dime on me. Afterall av been living fine and okay b4 u met me. We both av nothing to lose if eventually we split up

U see soldier u slap am aboy na die u dey

See my Lindodo hbd to u ojare. Bad belle peeps go get a life