Health › Re: She Drank Carrot Juice Every Day For 8 Months: You Won’t Believe What Happened by creamy1990(f): 11:11am On May 16, 2015 |
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You ask a good question. BUT your question is not different from a son who querries why his mother always claims her (mother's) husband has bought a new car. That child fights back;mummy, why are you saying the person who bought the car is your husband? No, he is my daddy! Somebody should remind the child that the "husband" and the "daddy" IS the same person!
Read it from the fountain of life below:
King James Version: John Chapter 1
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.... 14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. praise be unto his holy name |
Health › Re: She Drank Carrot Juice Every Day For 8 Months: You Won’t Believe What Happened by creamy1990(f): 11:09am On May 16, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: Jesuse contributed nothing of worth to medical science. Burn that Bible amd pick up a good book to read. I plead the blood of jesus upon my spirit soul and body. Did I just read this? |
Health › Re: She Drank Carrot Juice Every Day For 8 Months: You Won’t Believe What Happened by creamy1990(f): 11:06am On May 16, 2015 |
Elslim: what works for Mr A must not necessarily work for mr B Not in the case of fruits |
Crime › Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by creamy1990(f): 12:48pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
Fourwinds: may be. It will attract more men to her or probably she want to hook someone down to marry her pray u don't fall victim cos a man just like u are wuld love to bleep her. I pity guys dat run after anytin in pata,e ma fori ko ju |
Politics › Re: Gumsu Sani Abacha: 'I Am So Tempted To Join APC' - [screenshot Photos] by creamy1990(f): 12:31pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
Lemon12: wicked
How can they pay for crime their late father committed? you've not heard about the sins of the father being visited upon the children? How many generations did bible say?am not supporting the both parties pls but this is the generation we live in. May God fogive our fore-fathers and not visit their inquities upon us |
Health › Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by creamy1990(f): 11:32am On Feb 07, 2015 |
Blame it on unemployment |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GLOBVEC Shortlist by creamy1990(f): 3:10pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
I got the same sms now. I advert on guardian news paper but d questn is can one get a job just with a pretty pay like that without an interview? Mtchew once beaten twice shy,I go carry dat 1k go market cook soup |
Romance › Re: What Are The Best Punishments For Cheats??! by creamy1990(f): 10:36pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
If he doesn't change after several warnings den do dis
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Romance › Re: What Are The Best Punishments For Cheats??! by creamy1990(f): 10:32pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: What Are The Best Punishments For Cheats??! by creamy1990(f): 10:21pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Dis is d best purnishment for guys dat cheat
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Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 9:20pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
All thanks to the air condition of the car which was on, he would have suffocated behind the wheels as a result of the offensive odour of cow dungs and rotten animals which wafted through his nose as he moved slowly....my questn goes thus. Was d car's side glasses winded dwn for him to av bn able to percieve d offensive odour while d car's AC was on? He suldnt av been able to percieve with d glasses up and d AC on |
Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by creamy1990(f): 11:19am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Child abuse! I pity those legs of urs by d time u clock 40 |
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Takes Selfie Showing Off 'fully-loaded' Underwear [Pic] by creamy1990(f): 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nonense |
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Is Ready To Get Married by creamy1990(f): 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Cossy will be d lucky lady |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 4:52pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Ok am in,all for our wonderful writer 07036254295 |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
tecno4life: its a group for us as d9ty7 fans to chat and instead of derailing the thread with chats we chat there.
ladies drop ur digits  ok am in 07036254295 |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 3:07pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
tecno4life: Ladies drop ur digits for the whatsapp group 
D9ty7 try ooh e no easy am I missing sometin here,abeg whic whatsapp group be dat whts it all about |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 9:56pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
D9ty7: Thanks boss! I can see you are following. hmmmmm am d dullard here now bah. Am just reading,not following |
Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by creamy1990(f): 5:11pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
I learnt how to cook from my dad,he cooked our meal wen mum took ill,just imagin life for us den if he hadn't learn how to cook.I remember how much I use to grind pepper on a grinding stone under his supervision wen I was young and thnk God his own mother tought him. He doesn't even wait for any of us to come home b4 he prepares his food wen he's hungry,we cnt even shakara him with food. |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Can't bliv habeeb has hand in dis too |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Onemansquad: *running 2 whr *grabs her and drag her back into the thread #cmon sit down u tink u are strong abi |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 2:24pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
ViktorMartins: I am more deadly than that dull viktor! Ibo man!!!! carries my cane chair and runz out of dis thread |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2014 |
Keep it up D9ty7...double portion of wisdom rest upon u now and forever |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 12:18am On Nov 20, 2014 |
ViktorMartins: You mean my sister's keeper?? Beautiful! bible said brother not sister...wait o! Hope u are not d viktor in dis story |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 11:20pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
D9ty7: Hey guys. I won't be able to update tonight. To admit, I haven't typed tonight's update and even tho I tried to now, my eyes are not helping matters. Update resumes tomorrow. Please, try to understand. we do understand dats y am here to relieve u of ur duty.oya lemme continue updating |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 11:10pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
tecno4life: First I caught dis guys spying Viewing this topic: classicuju, hebenz(m), arabaribiti, deeyor(f), creamy1990(f), Bluestarry(m), AdeDelaw(m), unilever(m), Omoalhaja7, tecno4life(m) and 7 guest(s)
and D9ty7 dat update 2 short naw type anoda one  kip catching every person spying like insect catcher. Come lemme giv u work to do jare |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 11:03pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
ViktorMartins: All i see in those beautiful eyeballs is courage! Don't worry baby, you safe with viktormartins and d9ty7! u are indeed ur brother's keeper |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 11:01pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
kristen12: Sista Ɣ☺ΰ didn't have to quote everything na am sorry oooooo,I strted reading dis story yest and d writer has gone far b4 I got to dat page,but 4 him to knw d scene I was refering to I had to quote |
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by creamy1990(f): 3:09pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
D9ty7: --continuation-- Still deep in his thought, Deoye remembered something that made his heart tremble. His heart threatened to break down but as a bad guy that he was, he stood his ground. He remembered that he forgot his gun inside his hotel room. He was thorn between going back to the hotel and picking his gun or sit back and watch as his pictures will be made public on the news at night. At once he adjusted his cloth and exited the house. "Guy, where to?" An unknown guy asked him. " what right do you have to question me?" He replied. The unknown guys smiled as he puffed the smoke of his cigarett expertly. "Anyways, get down there. Its my car and I am going out with it." Deoye continued. "E be like sey you no know me abi? Na me dem dey call expert killer." The guys bragged. Deoye knew best not to go into bragging with the guy. He could be a spy, he could be anything. "Anyways, na your brother talk sey make I dey watch you. In fact he talk sey you must not drive out of this compound." The guy explained. "Guy, you know wetin dey? I forgot something important in my hotel room downtown. I want to go pick it." Deoye explained. "I no fit allow you comot o." Deoye brought out his wallet and removed naira notes, he handed it to the guy. "See my life. You think sey I poor? Or because I no get car? No go think am o. I rich pass you." The guy said collecting the naira notes and dropping in on the floor. "I no mean am like that na. I just talk sey make you use am buy stuff." Deoye replied like the man he was. The guy faced Deoye, his eyes wide with excitement. "You be.....?" He asked. Deoye smiled and nodded slowly as he unlocked his car doors and hopped behind the wheel. His new found friend went to open the gate for him. Eighteen minutes later, he pulled up his car at a distance and walked towards the hotel where he checked out a few hours ago. The receptionist on duty then froze in fright immediately she saw him. "Excuse me." He said. The lady turned to face him all smiles. "I checked out a few hours ago and now I just realised I forgot something in the room." He explained. Without any more questions, she picked the key and handed it over to him. He took the key and walked towards the stairs. Three minutes later he had found his gun where he hid it under the mattress. He could hear footsteps from the hallway. Then a knock sounded on his door. "Who is it?" he asked. "Its me, the receptionist. You have a visitor downstairs." She replied. He walked towards the window, opened the curtain and saw two men standing beside his car. No doubt, they are policemen. The same men who came to arrest Darasimi. "Come in." He said. The door opened slowly and the receptionist walked in. "How dare you call the police for me?" He asked pushing her to the wall nearest to the door. He fastened the door lock. "You'll regret this day for the rest of your life." He said he pushed up onto the bed and stuffed her mouth with the pillow. He pushed her skirt up and dragged her panties to a side. He inserted his pistol as far as it could go into her private. She gasped even with the pillow in her mouth. "If you make a sound. I shoot." He warned. She nodded and he removed the pillow. "Which other way is the exit?" He asked. "The fire exit. There is a gate beside the generator house. Its key is among the bunch of keys that hung on the door into the generator house." She replied in pain. "Good girl. But I need more cries from you. I love to see girls cry." He said as he held his gun firmly. "Please, I am a virgin. Don't make me go through pains." She pleaded. "Well, you are no more a virgin. You wanted me dead." He said as he covered her mouth with the pillow once again as he pushed the pistol as far as he could into he private, this time with more force. He turned the gun inside her for a few seconds, then he pounded her twelve times. With this he stood up with his wet gun and walked towards the door. One last look at her, he felt guilty immediately he saw blood stains on the bedsheet. He knew he had injured her and her life will never remain the same again. --to be continued-- He opened the door and disappeared. Seriously,dis scene is scary. Reading it like its happening life. Kudos to u bro |
Celebrities › Re: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by creamy1990(f): 4:16pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
I wonder how he hasn't contacted HIV yet |
Culture › Re: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by creamy1990(f): 1:36pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
majekdom2: and then many will call that stammering fluency when it is known she does not stammer normally. am telling you,dat girl can piss some1 off wit he accent. Once I turn on my radio set and she's d one speaking @ dat point in time,I'd switch channels immediately |
Culture › Re: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by creamy1990(f): 11:43am On Nov 02, 2014 |
shedraq1: It has become extremely difficult to identify a Nigerian from his or her accent these days. We are now sounding more American and British than the Americans and Britons themselves. When you listen to radio and voice in some TV commercials and radio jingles these days, you hardly hear the ‘Nigerian accent’ we grew up to know, and I begin to ask how we got here. Is this western influence? Did over half of our population suddenly travel abroad overnight to acquire an accent?
As I begin to ask questions, let me take a look at the people closest to me. Two of my uncles studied in the United States. Not just first degree but master’s degree as well. One of them even had a Ph.D and lived there for over 20 years before returning to Nigeria; none of them has an American accent. One of my maternal uncles and another aunt have been living in the UK ever since I can remember. When they came visiting some years back, none of them had a British accent. And so does my uncle that has lived in Australia for about 20 years.
My wife schooled in the UK for her master’s degree and does not have an atom of British accent when she speaks. Her elder sister schooled for 2 years in the United States and doesn’t have an American accent either. My wife’s half brother and sister are half-caste because their mum is a white English woman. They schooled in the UK to master’s degree level and lived there for a while as well and they don’t have a British accent (though a few words can’t escape her). I can go on and on about so many others. So it beats me hollow when a Nigerian travels to the United States for two months and returns with an American accent or when a Nigerian goes for her master’s degree in the UK and starts talking through her nose when she returns. It’s even so bad now, that some people accompany someone who is travelling overseas to the international airport and comes back home with an accent!
I can understand that some people were born and raised there and it has become part of their system and way of life. But one thing I have discovered is that those that travelled there don’t lose their Nigerian tongue completely. When I was in New York, I stayed in Manhattan with my cousin who had been living in the United States since he was 8 years old. He is about 30 now. He has a flat mate that is also a Nigerian who went there to school and has been living there.
I observed that they had this strong black American accent when they speak on the phone or have a conversation with their American friends, but whenever we were having a chat in the house, they always returned to their Nigerian accent. Even when he visits Nigeria, He speaks in his Nigerian accent even though he can speak like an American very well and not those fake and undone accents I get to hear on radio. I have observed closely those ‘returnees’ that have lost their Nigerian accent really haven’t. Once in a while, when you have a conversation with them, it slips out in some words or sentences and they return to their other accent. But will you blame them? Speaking in an American or British accent is now a status symbol. We admire and respect anything that has a resemblance to America or England. We see them as superior and since as they enjoy that position they would want to remain there.
I have worked in the entertainment and media industry for over 10 years and trust me, I have seen a lot. Most of our on-air personalities now have a foreign accent. There was even a radio station in Lagos that wouldn’t even want to hire you if you had a Nigerian accent. Our voice over artists who grew up in Ibadan can’t even pronounce “Adeola Odeku Street’ anymore the way we will know that it’s a street on Victoria Island and not Los Angeles. Some of them cannot even pronounce their own name very well. This is sad. I grew up listening to Tokunbo Ajayi, Cyril Stober and Ruth Benemesia Opia deliver news casting in a way that made you admire them for their professionalism. All that is gone. A young girl once worked as a newscaster in a TV station in Lagos and I heard that because she had a foreign accent, she got lots of privileges and I know this for a fact because it’s my industry and I have friends in every media house. She got holidays oversees and other perks that others who had been working there could not dream of.
Of course she left after a while and we hardly see her anymore but this is our reality. Though I thought she was a good newscaster. I also know a certain media house on cable TV where they all speak through their noses and form cliques amongst themselves. You are valued according to your accent. So everyone wants to belong, whether you grew up there, or you only visited for two weeks, or you went there for your master’s degree; all join, just dey blow foneh dey go. That’s the only way you can be seen as a sophisticated babe or big boy. I remember one time when one of them referred to those of us with Nigerian accent as ‘locals’. Na wa oh!
These led some of my friends in a certain radio station in Lagos to start what they call the LAFA Awards. LAFA stands for Locally Acquired Foreign Accent. It was done to expose on air personalities on radio that never lived outside the country and have a foreign accent. I had a good laugh as they called out the winners and I can’t wait for the next LAFA Awards.
I would also like to ask; I know a lot of white people who have lived in Nigeria for so many years. Some of them were even born here, especially the Lebanese. But how come they don’t have a Nigerian accent? Why is it the other way round?
I think Nigerians should be comfortable with speaking with their Nigerian accent. CNN recently ranked the different accents in the world according to how sexy they sounded and Surprise! Surprise! The disdained Nigerian accent was ranked 5th. It ranked even higher than the American and British accents. I don’t think you need a foreign accent to have a high self-esteem. The people we admire here in Nigeria for their success and all they have achieved did all they did without an American accent and still have a high place in our society. The likes of Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga and Femi Otedola don’t have one.
Even in our entertainment industry, Tuface, P square, Wizkid and Asa don’t have foreign accent. Likewise Nneka, D’Banj and Don Jazzy that have lived abroad don’t have it not to talk of Davido who was born abroad. We should learn to embrace the way we speak and be proud of it just like the Americans and the British would never change their accent for anyone. you just need to hear victoria in beat f.m,she stammers a lot just to get this accent out of her big mouth thereby making mistakes.yeye people |