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kendrick93:
I mean no offense to Ma Lovely
Nigerian Girls, but I happen to be one
of those Guys who rate kissing and
fore play on the same level
(and also a must requirement) as the act of SEX itself, thus
u can understand my dismay at
finding out that most of the girls i' ve
come in contact with don't measure upto my standard..
Also i hav spoken to most guys who also complain of dis same issue..

must everything be girls girls girls aahaa,you guyz suld remove d log in ur eyez 1st there are guyz out there who doesn't know how too,if u hear kpa kpo kom ka its not kissing o but clash of teeth guyz wit suffocating mouth odour and ill breath. Guyz with sticky saliva dnt com here and strt forming don jazzy for us o

chinziaski:
The ladies will say no sex, don't cook, etc for him if you're not married. Then I ask, what is your function in the relationship?


Worwor Girls forming Jadon

pls do u av N1000 naira note with u?

sapien:
One of my ex don put salt inside indomie for me before! I be like WTF!

Na kick I kick her comot for my kitchen that day!
I tell her say if she dey find who she go kill, make she go kill her papa or brothers for house!

pretty lie so if u don marry her put for house u go send her bck because say she put salt for indomie liar liar

teewai3:
see this girls oooo!!!
to cook again don turn work abi??
see, the truth is if u ar not in his life, he will cook nd eat for sure, so cooking for him even at is place doesnt mean u ar a house maid or watever, you ar jst showing him love, care nd concern..
....lazy girls

and what becomes of the girl after several years of cooking and yet lost her place in his heart. The truth is most guyz doesn't know how to even make eba dey kip professing their luv to u just for food to enter their belles @ d appropriate time. Why cnt he join her wen cooking. So after d cooking wht nxt? He go stil climb am join,d nxt day na to carry him cloth wash again u guyz ar d lazy ones here una no sabi do anythin#smh4uall#

dealeh:
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http://www.zoomnaija.com/2014/10/breaking-news-another-bomb-blast-gombe-30-killed/

A bomb blast at the Central Park in Cross, Gombe, Gombe state, has resulted in the death of “many people”, a senior State Security Service (SSS) official has confirmed to The Cable.


He said the blast happened at about 9:30am.

“They left the bomb inside one of the vehicles at the park”, he said.
“The blast went off at about 9:30am. Up till now, we don’t know the number of people. But it is a very busy park, so many people will die in such a bomb blast.”

He also said officials of the Nigerian army, the police (led by its commissioner) and National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) had arrived the scene to cordon it off and begin rescue operations.

A NEMA official who spoke with TheCable from the scene of the blast said more than 30 people had died, as at the first count.

“I have counted more than 30 dead bodies, but the death toll is likely to rise,” the official said, before asking for permission to continue with rescue operations.


http://www.zoomnaija.com/2014/10/breaking-news-another-bomb-blast-gombe-30-killed/

#singing#Goodluck to the east,Goodluck to the west,Goodluck to the south you are Goodluck to the north.....hmmmmmmm

Norstrademus:
Please who is peter okoye?

he is just a prison guard in kirikiri

icekidgodfrey:
Student that spend extra years at home either being delayed by jamb or waec tend to be wiser, & don't make as much mistakes as the ones that jump in directly from secondary schools.

in a nut shell,u spent extra years @ home or still spending?

butanep:
As a fresher in school, as commonly known as Jambito or jambite... I was so excited to be a university undergraduate. Moving round the school like someone that has arrived( I nor know say I just start the race).
I did so many crazy things as a fresher which make me laugh when I reflect bad...

1. Going to class to get sit as early as 6:30 ( that matter nor be hear ooo... I just want to sit on the front row).
2. Buying all sort of materials just because they told you you need it but @ the end you end you not reading them....
3. Attending multiple tutorials that at the end you get confused of what they are teaching...
4. Attending almost all parties and social event in school just to feel belong...
5. Going for night class almost everytime just because some people tell you, if you don't you might fail...
6. Wooing any fine girl that comes my way... this one was really fun shall...
7. Was eager to tell everyone the number of A's I had... ( guy how far ur result, guy I got 12A's... geee... you be scholar ooo)

As a fresher in the university, you just want to do everything... it was fun shall...
What were the crazy things you did as a fresher?

squatting was my 1st experience,went for health centre reg and we were referred to a private hospital for breast x-ray. I reach hospital finish,enter x-tray room but was shocked @ d site of so many young girls flaunting their tits of diffrnt sizes,shapes and colour(shey me no dey open body for house slf) and waiting for d word"NEXT" o boy con see d man wey dey do d x-ray as he dey sweat on top say e no even wear shirt and dat was where I met my roomie
2.We won't even cook b4 leaving d hostel just to beat eco 101 lecture time but go straight to C.J(colerah joint)to eat fufu. My 1st day in class,I sat dwn and was waiting for d class teacher,checked d wall and culdnt see a time-table and roaster for sweepers,waiting for a bell to ring to announce a change of course I reffered to as subjest den

Capslock01:
How are we going to be sure they took this picture 10years ago. 2004? Even when the camera phone then is not standard and clear like this picture this dude tagged 10 years ago.

BTW who are they? Are they among the abducted Chibok girls? I don't know them because I'm schooling in Iran.

nope! Dey are the yellow fevers who passes vehicles @ iworoad ibadan

Janetozi:
hey! Bombay, this is not a forum for Kids.

Will u log out and drop ur daddy's phone for him.

U should be reading for ur entrance Exam and not logging into adult's forum to comment nonsense.

***this is total lack of parental guidance.

please don't do all the lashing.remain small 4 me. Didn't u hear his name? "Bombay" a term used in most universities with no toilet(shotput),inside bush

I wish I could turn to a bird and poo on their heads all but e pain me say na showers of blessing dem go still call am

Emmysteve:
Lmfaoooo

Dem many but dem no reach

Point and kill

Who tie the goat?

Aunty wetin i do you?

I can't stop laughing. And people still attend those crusades? Smh

ceo003:
ITS HER BUSINESS . IS SHE WEARING THE CLOTHES WITH YOUR BODY ? PEOPLE SHOULD SHUTUP AND MIND THEIR FUCKIN BUSINESS . TOO MANY WITCHES N WIZARDS IN THIS COUNTRY THATS THE PROBLEM .

am I seeing navy blue coloured pant in d 1st pic? She be like small picken wen dey play daddy and mummy in it

Stelvin101:
Well that's not what I meant. What I mean by two side to every story is all of them claiming ma ex did dis or dat, if only we cld hear d oda side of d story frm their EXs. I bet u 90% of ppl commenting deserve whateva dia EXs did to them and why call me dearie. Guy, am a dude

still laughing @ d last line...maybe he's gay

omoadeleye:
me that any girls pics that i see including on net, my thing will alws standup gidigba. but despite the fact i try hard and hard and even think about mojo to let it stand again with all this pics but all to no avail,

hahahahahahhahahah ur own don do oooo. U need d hlp of olulagilagi b4 it culd rise @ d sight of Tiwa's pekus

ibkonekt:
I dont suck guys its dirty. Little did i know that she was a vacuum cleaner

chai!!! Vacuum wetin

mrofficial:
I tire o. What sensitive parts are being exposed in public school uniform

Maybe the neck.

u are wrong dear. Its their eyez dey use in seeing.smh for dem

emmatok:
Are you not aware the government sponsor pilgrims to Saudi with Nigerians Money.
If Muslims must wear hi-jab in school then every religion must wear their own outfits.

1 - 1

BetaThings:
So why do we have
"So help me God" in the National Pledge?
Or is CRK not taught in public schools?

Why is it that Muslims never object to whatever Christians want while
Christians get agitated whenever Muslims want anything

Let me see how objective you are
Can we have?
Workdays as Mondays to Fridays 1st half of the year and
Sundays to Thursdays - 2nd half of the year
OR
Workdays as Mondays to Fridays odd number years
Sundays to Thursdays - even number years

is "so help me God" a crime to say or dnt u metion d word "God" if u dnt wanna say Allah. Dis is just a word of prayer

mekuilis:
Misplaced priority,instead of fighting for improved educational structure,policy and environment,you blockheads are advocating for a head gear. Soonest you'll advocate for all girls to wear g-strings and boys briefs. Bunch of scallywags,morons.
Owa lara yin...sioo...mtcheeeeewwww!!!!

hahahahahaha I just dipped my hand into hot palm oil @ g-string and briefs to sch,church,market name it

pontirock:
Why Should They Be Wearing Hijab To School When It Is Not Part Of Their Uniform?

they simply want to turn Nigeria to an islamic nation just like turkey

Dimaria7:
If they want hijab, let them go to Almajiri schools in tHe North, this is Lagos, "Eko oni baje"

o baje tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

olaric:
Must all things Islam be by fire by force? Thank God the present governor is not a Christian, Muslims would have started screaming blue murder, and antagonizing Christians.

God bless u for saying dis. Dey wuld av beheaded us all in d name of religion

abdulabbakar:
I wonder some christians sees the use of hijab as xtremism, while the virgin mary appears in all her pictures wearing a head-scarf!

thank God u said head scarf and not hijab

Harddaysnight:
. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. But I expected a better come-back from a chatter box like u. Pls someone give this biitch a brain so that she can decide what to do with her miserable life.

tell dat 2 ur mum silly cos if I am a bitch so is all d females in ur household plus ur unborn daughters

ShakurM:
Still dumb joor

who has time for u? Feather stricken human being

ShakurM:
That's dumb really

Dnt cry pls

Harddaysnight:
. Miss social medias if you don't know how to spell why don't you spell check and stop murdering English. You be okpa, the one weh get vegetable inside.

What is it by ur time oponu alainironu okobo

dharamanil:
Common shattap there. He is fvcking correct..... Your likes are the ones who rolls with fvcktards both boys and girls...feeling like one #1 babe ngbeke feeling funky

you are nothing but a black pant(pata dudu)

ShakurM:
'opportunity given to them'? Da fvck do you think u are? Virgin Mary?

ask all d oracle in ur stinking village

MichaelDrW:
If ever I have learnt anytn 4rm dis animal called man, it's neva 2 xpct too much 4rm any individual...
I v male friends who play d ignore game xtremely well too...do I delete them? 'No' is the answer. Each person has 1 reason or d oda 2 play dis stupid game, ladies more so. Some of them don't want 2 look too easily accessible because of one or more misconceptions abt guys. Some r just plain materialists with unwaivering loyalty to cash or d big 'd' down btw d thighs of some endowed guys. Some of them can't stand d supposed stupidity of certain members of d male species. Some gals (yes, I dare use gals) r just too pompous 4 wateva reasons they can cook up...good luck to them. Then dher's d band of gals whose only sense of importance cums 4rm d increasing number of unread pings (avoid them, majorly damaged goods)...and a whole lot more asides the always too-busy type.
So, if u had d misfortune of having all of these on ur contact list, I still wouldn't advise deleting them (even a bad dog has its day)...deleting them is a way of showing ur childish side...besides, ignoring them saves u more stress...but by ignoring, u bcum d very same thing u v complained about...oh sh*t! It's just a terrible cycle in which u can never satisfy anybody, not even urself...(Do whatever pleases you...#simple).

your head too correct. All I see here is delete delete delete,pls all these guyz here chanting nonsense needs to be tutored and I nominate u as their tutorial master

Dexema:
U read me all wrong,actually I just made a typo replying u,Run along girl
Me sef don tire,oya odabo ma lole yin.

gud nite cute baby lizard

MichaelDrW:
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My brother, Goof-seer...remove the log in ur own eye b4 seeing wateva's in Creamy's eye o...fine, she goofed...n u corrected, but in a bid 2 assert ur superior grammatical prowess, u goofed worse...or how do u explain ur spelling 'stubborn' as 'sturborn'?

Gbagaun! Bazero for u ova there Dexema or whteva u call urslf