₦airaland Forum

chimoz: @op, you are just one of the over 3million IT guys In Nigeria. The percentile of the probability that over 4million people are watching that programme with you is 70% and your chances of being the lucky viewer to load this card is 0.007%. So cool down and keep on trying your luck. One day maga go pay for your side

mathematically!!!! WAEC needs you biko to reduce the percentiled percent of mathematical failure amongst the nigerian students

Rapmoney: Be enlightened! Does it mean one cannot be fashionable or trendy if he/she is a teacher? Mentality of traditionally unenlightened folks! Just because of a user name? Her students don't call her such after all and it doesn't affect what she teaches them!

one hundred teacher kisses for you jawe. The kiss will teach you many things

Rapmoney: Be enlightened! Does it mean one cannot be fashionable or trendy if he/she is a teacher? Mentality of traditionally unenlightened folks! Just because of a user name? Her students don't call her such after all and it doesn't affect what she teaches them!

one hundred teacher kisses for you jawe. The kiss will teach you many things

SuperMartins: I like ur eyes....Nice lips too

SuperMartins: I like ur eyes....Nice lips too

after the forming we love d compliment. Lol

tuffgongjo: I feel your pain,but they are fighting a lost battle.

hmmmmmmmm... Then October 13 is it and nothing more. Meanwhile I am job hunting marketing or sales person job on my mind. This body needs no holiday

oluwaKStar: so u b teacher and yr name na creamylicious....what exactly do u teach ur students

I couldn't help but laugh.... Well NA entertainment teacher I be. You need to see me on d job. My kids sooooooooooo love me both past and present. I don't belong to the group of teachers that ex pupils see and wanna throw their faces away. I have taught at primary secondary n tutorial levels

oluwaKStar: so u b teacher and yr name na creamylicious....what exactly do u teach ur students

I couldn't help but laugh.... Well NA entertainment teacher I be. You need to see me on d job. My kids sooooooooooo love me both past and present. I don't belong to the group of teachers that ex pupils see and wanna throw their faces away. I have taught at primary secondary n tutorial levels

Just as I thot. They must fight this to finish oooooo. Wetin sef!!! They just rendered us jobless for some months. Standard schools knw beta and have taken precautionary measures b4 this stupid extension came up.

So tey him tell me say kissing shd be my full time Job.

lalasticlala: chinenye ochuba is there na

she was light skinned when she won that pageant jooor....maybe child birth has done something to her complexion

The men are sexier in my opinion tho. What happened to dark skinned women? This is y bleaching is being promoted. Where are our sexy dark skinned blue or brown eyed women!!!! The men are sexier in my opinion tho. What happened to dark skinned women? This is y bleaching is being promoted. Where are our sexy dark skinned blue or brown eyed women!!!!

The men are sexier in my opinion tho. What happened to dark skinned women? This is y bleaching is being promoted. Where are our sexy dark skinned blue or brown eyed women!!!!

Money is speaking jooooorrrr.. Who says entertainment does not pay Bleep cowbell mathematics competition and d likes jawe. I want it now!!!! ;DMoney is speaking jooooorrrr.. Who says entertainment does not pay Bleep cowbell mathematics competition and d likes jawe. I want it now!!!!

Money is important. Very very I'd say. A guy in his mid thirties who is not ashamed to bring his girlfriend under a roof which his elder brother put over his head and be claiming he wants to get married. Ask what his plans are in getting a home and he can't even raise cash in d next six months. Is the lady who is of a marriageable age expected to be in such penniless relationship?

curiouses: Don't run away, wait let me give you your size. The guy caught in Edo I heard was you half brother, why are you disowning your own? Like I said, if Igbos is what you chose of all the blessings of God on this earth, I suggest you visit TB Joshua. Well, I don't blame you, I blame the toothpick you're carrying around as Joystick. Toothpicks are not meant for fleshy behind back, they're meant for DollyParton1 kind of butts. You have a case, right. And who told you I'm not a real? Ode Oshi

of all d blessings of God? You shd elaborate more blessings of god that are superior to flat asses since flat asses are lesser blessings... Oloshi buruku

litetias: I think its fair to say you overstayed your welcome anyway

yeah right!!!! When one useless tradition will be insisting that you stay with them so as to earn d respect of men. I have indeed over stayed my welcome.... *iamwalkingaway*

holycup: Dnt abuse,bully,delibrately insult,provoke, fight or wish harm to ur parents or neighbours and proverbs 26:2 will be ur guide.it says....
"Curses cannot hurt you unless u deserve them.they re like birds that fly by and never settle."

now parents capitalise on provocation. What exactly is ur definition of provocation? The incessant monitoring of marriageable kids which in turn makes d kids irritated at their parents behaviour

holycup: Dnt abuse,bully,delibrately insult,provoke, fight or wish harm to ur parents or neighbours and proverbs 26:2 will be ur guide.it says....
"Curses cannot hurt you unless u deserve them.they re like birds that fly by and never settle."

now parents capitalise on provocation. What exactly is ur definition of provocation? The incessant monitoring of marriageable kids which in turn makes d kids irritated at their parents behaviour

holycup: Dnt abuse,bully,delibrately insult,provoke, fight or wish harm to ur parents or neighbours and proverbs 26:2 will be ur guide.it says....
"Curses cannot hurt you unless u deserve them.they re like birds that fly by and never settle."

now parents capitalise on provocation. What exactly is ur definition of provocation? The incessant monitoring of marriageable kids which in turn makes d kids irritated at their parents behaviour

In my late twenties and I am seriously considering leaving my parents' house, not cos of any curse buh I think there can't be two captains in a ship

Them curse everton ni The hell!! Didn't they know what this would have done to their ego? #angeldimariadonportoooooooo#

Kachisbarbie: Lol. No mind dem
You graduate - they ask when u will marry
You marry- they ask when u will get preg
You get preg- they start calculating ur EDD
You born am - they go still ask when second child go show

Ahah. That's why sometimes married women just like to play with dia head...lol

my sister you nuh dey see this kain bashing wey women just dey receive from all angles... thick skin needs to be sold in d market otherwise.......

E no concern una buh una comment. The caption already says it all, una for nuh just open to read further. Typical nigerians who expect her to have been pregnant from d first week of her wedding night.

We were just discussing this issue at work on Monday and how corruption may mar d judicious use of this money. Now what do we have? Delay delay delay!!!! This news has been on since Monday, this is just not tallying wt all d promises of d fed govt has been dishing out on how they hope to contain this deadly disease.

chimerase2: onaani rebuild
Na fire him wn rebuild
Look gal leme not be stingy with the truth man u is dead forever
Even TB joshua can not rebuild ua team

all hope is not lost. He's still in talks wt us.... A 120000 pounds per week and he will be landed. We nEed an angel!!! Van Gaal cannot appear like a devil abeg.

chimerase2: di maria going to man u is like saying di maria should go to hull city
Wich can neva happen cus dey re mid table teams and mind u hull has upper hand over man u cus dey re in europa league

he can help rebuild and take d glory in future!!! Ar!!!

chimerase2: di maria going to man u is like saying di maria should go to hull city
Wich can neva happen cus dey re mid table teams and mind u hull has upper hand over man u cus dey re in europa league

he can help rebuild and take d glory in future!!! Ar!!!

Why won't di Maria come to united

ednut1: hot, but na make up

Is that makeover for real? A dark skinned fella appearing light skinned in d face That's an aberration on d part of whoever d makeup artist is.

thomasdareal: I got a job for u,the job is to marry me.no more work full housewife and d salary is attractive.are u taking or not..LOL

let's bargain jooor. 'the salary is attractive' does not whao!! Me

ceejay80s: low earner?
Babe girl u dey work 4 lawma?

my brother....... You can help a sister get a better job oooooo

IntroVAT: Android users be like "Bro can I use your BlackBerry to download Naruto?"

and that is how one gionee p3 user at work is always begging to hotspot with me. I just shakara him and walk away

Thunder fire android yansh!!!! My android was stolen and I didn't think twice to return to berry. Android almost wrecked a low income earner's bank account

Ikotun egbe ikotun egbe ikotun egbe. Thanks to t.b Joshua!!!! ;DIkotun egbe ikotun egbe ikotun egbe. Thanks to t.b Joshua!!!!

Mum comes home in d evening and wakes me from my wonderful evening sleep and goes 'why are you sleeping by this time?' Like evening sleep is meant for pregnant fellas alone

Kanwulia: As usual. . . . flies must follow shyte for cow nyansh!

Any beta comment for hia?

how do you do that You such a pest to nairalanders