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Celebrities / Re: Famous Family Guys Insults Nigeria. Very Sad! by CreativeBot: 11:38pm On Apr 09, 2017
stevecantrell:
pure dumbass..
omg! My bad! It was the wrong clip I added. I suppose thats why u made this comment. Rectified it, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNx3aMfG9Eo

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Celebrities / Re: Famous Family Guys Insults Nigeria. Very Sad! by CreativeBot: 10:25pm On Apr 09, 2017
stevecantrell:
pure dumbass..
why do u think so? No Id really like to see ur point of view for saying that, to know if Im missing something..
Celebrities / Re: Famous Family Guys Insults Nigeria. Very Sad! by CreativeBot: 1:37pm On Apr 09, 2017
This is exactly my frustration with Nigerians. Lets do this, lets do that, people just ignore u and continue wallowing is shite! I don taya for dis naija pipu sef. A angry
Celebrities / Re: Famous Family Guys Insults Nigeria. Very Sad! by CreativeBot: 12:45pm On Apr 09, 2017
Honorable Mods, please help share this. There might be people also wishing to make ammends but not in the position to. Pls pls pls, share this and lets at least make attempts rather than Setting around like hopeless ducks! It always starts with a spark....just a spark!

Cc: Lalasticlala
Cc: Mynd44
Celebrities / Famous Family Guys Insults Nigeria. Very Sad! by CreativeBot: 12:36pm On Apr 09, 2017
Its not a new thing in western media and the Notorious BBC to deliberately depict or portray Africa or Nigeria in pathetic Light. Thanks to them Africa is now Officially synonymous with poverty, disease and all things negative. These days I just feel very irritated by this DELIBERATE slander, as well as the fact that WE are not doing ANYTHING about it. Not even those based outside Nigeria who, as a results of this, face direct Insults and humiliation intermittently. Whats with this our victim mentality ehn?! Why do we just lie down there like idiots and allow anythin to fvck us anyhow from our own Government to the world outside? Are we just that fooolish or do we actually feel powerless against oppression??

This video was uploaded on April 3, from a recently released episode of the Family guy series. This was the last straw for me. Ive been harboring a plan to counter this kind of rubbish for a while now, and if u are also frustrated by these things pls speak up in comments and ill share the idea. Maybe we can make a difference FOR REAL!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNx3aMfG9Eo
Travel / Re: Flying Etihad To UK In First Week In April? by CreativeBot: 8:56am On Mar 26, 2017
APFM:


Depends but i going to a multiple destinations..And that will take me atleast 2mnths before i am back.

Pm me, may hv options for u
done.
Travel / Re: Flying Etihad To UK In First Week In April? by CreativeBot: 1:44am On Mar 26, 2017
APFM:
Is anyone flying to UK with Etihad airways in first week in April?
Lets hang out together if dates are same.
Hey Bro, how long u going for? And what part are u based there? Wondering if u could help with somthin o. But its kinda private sha so if u dont mind, can I pm u?
Technology Market / Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by CreativeBot: 5:43pm On Mar 25, 2017
rev2214:


My ccontact is on my signature
Oh! My bad. At the time I was lookin for ur contact I wasnt logged in. Lol. Tho this also means that other "guests" who view this thread may have been tryin to find ur contact too.... But one wont see it unless they first register and login.
Technology Market / Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by CreativeBot: 4:21pm On Mar 25, 2017
rev2214:


ps3
Hello. I admire your consistency on this thread. Im about to set up a business space and wud need a list of electronics. Problem is Ive not seen ur contact info anywhere. Pls help...
Properties / . by CreativeBot: 2:13am On Mar 17, 2017
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Business / Re: Why Is Diamond Bank Harassing Customers To Download Their App??? by CreativeBot: 1:53pm On Mar 15, 2017
Abi is it Chris Oyakhilome thats now heading the Bank? Cos its Christ Embassy that tactically FORCES their members into doing stuff. One time I attended and they locked the gate on everyone saying u couldnt go out until the end of the programme. Another time I attended they were literally forcing everyone to register on one Yookos website like that.

So when did Diamond Bank start employing such tactics ehn?

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Business / Why Is Diamond Bank Harassing Customers To Download Their App??? by CreativeBot: 1:37pm On Mar 15, 2017
Please, Diamond Bank people, what is the meaning of this?

Just opened a savings account cos I wanted an actual SAVINGS account that wouldnt have any atm card or withdrawal book whatsoever. But the process was annoying (the staff couldnt really answer my questions satisfactorily- like whats ur interest rate etc) and when I didnt tick any box for credit card I was told they would still deduct credit card money anyway - which they did and nobody explained WHY!

But the issue thats really pissing me off is that ever since, Ive been called to Download their app, which when I did go to their app on GoodlePlay people are complaining of all sorts of things in the review Section, besides i dont intend to do any transactions other than depositing money so I really dont need an app. I POLITELY explained these things to the lady but shes relentless in calling and very desperately forcing me to just Download and register- its like she could lose her job or something.... THIS IS WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND! Why Is Diamond Bank doing this??

I DO NOT WANT THE APP- AND NOBODYS JOB SHOULD BE THREATHENED because OF THAT!!

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Investment / .. by CreativeBot: 3:25am On Mar 08, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by CreativeBot: 11:41am On Mar 06, 2017
thornapple:

...and who is the driver.
Trekking Tinz dear. No driver. When I said "buckle" up I had shoes or sandals in mind wink
Religion / Re: Help!! Where Can I Find This Church In Naija? by CreativeBot: 10:59am On Mar 05, 2017
Epositive:
hall of kingdom? as in jehovah witness saga

#positivevibes
Thank you. But aren't those the ones with scary doctrines about post-apocalyptic resurrection just peculiar to them, that force their members to share books? undecided really just need open-minded, doctrine-free people uniting to praise God and inspire one another.
Religion / Help!! Where Can I Find This Church In Naija? by CreativeBot: 10:50am On Mar 05, 2017
Let me describe the church:

They aren't loud or very popular, instead they're more like a nuclear gathering of like-minded people who believe in praising God and sharing inspiration. They are somewhat calm and don't operate like your typical Nigerian Church with all their Doctrines. They aren't Christ Embassy, Redeem, Daystar, Winners, Cac, DCC, HOUSE ON ROCK, ETC. Not any of the churches u applaud or admire. They are way more simple. But their mode of worship is.......divine and refreshing...a breath of fresh air!


I'd really appreciate if anyone can point me to any. I know I'd find them outside Nigeria, but I believe they are hidden within too (Since they don't make noise it may be hard to find them here tho)
Romance / Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by CreativeBot: 5:04am On Mar 05, 2017
thornapple:
Proudly without an Ex.
Buckle up dear! its a long road ahead wink

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Romance / Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by CreativeBot: 5:01am On Mar 05, 2017
Humility017:


Bro...you should have try forgive her...even your future wife might tell.u that too
u see we must learn to accept not just the perfections of those we love but their imperfections also...we should expect the worse frm people....for she to apologize shows she was sorry..and that shouldn't have been a reason to call it quit
Err...apology is not the same as remorse, bro. If he didnt forgive her maybe its cos her apology wasnt that sincere. Som people just say sorry to fulfil all righteousness- thats not enough in this case.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by CreativeBot: 4:55am On Mar 05, 2017
Pearly255:
Ladies You are a Queen, created for a KING STOP settling for the Joker... I once made a huge mistake too ashamed to talk about it. I just pray he never cross my part cos am gonna take off his eye balls grin cheesy How do one recognize a joker Jokers everywhere angry Don't misquote me am just saying my mind. smiley How do one differentiate KINGS, GREAT MINDS, REAL MEN from play boyz jokers I don tire I swear! In fact being single is my hobby.
Just cos it didnt end well dont mean he was a joker tho. maybe u guys just didnt work out, u know. or were there writings on the wall that u ignored initially?

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Romance / Re: Vaseline Crew... Coman Choose Oo by CreativeBot: 2:16am On Mar 05, 2017
L0velyn:
oh my good lawd shocked grin


i need me some azz lawd cry

I feel ur pain dear. Don't mind all those people saying "be content" etc. If u want something, u want it! I've a friend who wanted bigger butt and she did get. Bigger boobs is impossible unless thru plastic surgery, but bigger but is very very possible. U won't get that ridiculous jiggling Timaya kinda bum, but u'll have the round, shapey, nice kind that Realistic people actually like. Tho u must be committed to the workout plan. It's kinda like trying to slim down- not very easy, but very rewarding. Can help u with instructions and materials if ure really that interested sha.
Celebrities / 8 Shades Of Monalisa (hilarious) by CreativeBot: 11:18am On Feb 16, 2017
Art, Graphics & Video / Beautiful Online Video And Promotion For Your Company Or Service! by CreativeBot: 1:28pm On Feb 14, 2017
Very clean, high quality video or motion graphics for your company, website or service. From an appealing voice over to the placement of the video online, we'll handle everything for you all at an affordable price.

See a sample here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwyltR7UrVQ

If you like what you see, use this contact info:

tcrccreatives@gmail.com
+2348068004509
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Host, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Bulge In His Trousers, Sets Twitter Agog by CreativeBot: 1:24am On Feb 13, 2017
But really, ladies too dey mislead guys. If ur tin big tru tru dem go dey run dey fear to come ur house alone. But for ONLINE and media tinz dem go dey hail. Dis levels no pure na. Haba.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by CreativeBot: 12:59am On Feb 13, 2017
Direct him to MMM head office grin


But seriously, why is this an issue in the first place? Only u and him know what sort of relationship is between y'all. If u guys are the type that communicate well, u probably wouldn't even need to seek advice here. Cos u go don thrash the matter man to man ( whatever! U know what I mean) So that's my first observation.

Solution:

Does it look lyk u guys are gonna get married? No sentiments - just asses ur relationship for real. If u are already headed in that direction then discuss this issue with him boldly, openly stating ur concerns the way u wrote it here. Tell him that u don't want it to look lyk ure trying to bribe him or anything; that u just want the best for him as a friend and lover. So he better not allow any fooolish thots into that his big catfish head o! If he's a cool guy (like me, thank u, thank u cool ) he'll surely respect that, appreciate your efforts and love u more for it. In his eyes u are a PARTNER indeed.

But if u guys have a very careful, uncertain, "sensitive" kind of relationship then u have to be more cautious: as in, GIVE ONLY IF YOU EXPECT NOTHING IN RETURN! AGAIN, IN THIS SECOND INSTANCE, GIVE ONLY IF U EXPECT NOTHING IN RETURN. No be say em go betray u like dat, but as ur relationship no dey sure, anything fit happen o!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Kazuna Cobal'ts 3D Portfolio by CreativeBot: 10:07pm On Feb 10, 2017
Wow. I'm really impressed Bro. Glad to see someone totally dedicated to creative works in Nigeria. I specialize in AudioMixing/Voiceover/video editing&Vfx (premier pro & aftereffect). Maybe we'll do some things together soon.

By the way, what was the power of ur previous computer (resolution details) and how exactly did it crash- overworking or power failure?

Nice knowing u.
Jobs/Vacancies / Social Media Guru Needed (lagos Only) by CreativeBot: 3:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
It's a part-time offer but you have to be resident in Lagos (for the occasional in-person interactions)

Remuneration to be negotiated. It's an informal thing so just feel free to be you.

What we need:

Someone who really understands the workings of online social platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc) but not necessarily a professional parse. If you have managed to grow your Facebook likes, Twitter followers etc to an admirable number, and you know exactly what and what you did to achieve that, then you are probably qualified. We simply want someone who understands the system (Male, Female, Bi, doesn't matter!)

What we need you for:

To grow some social handles organically (no fakes) within a reasonable period of time.

We are going to have lots of visual and audio content for you to work with.

Platforms would include Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and maybe Instagram.


Please whatsapp or text this number with a handle you're growing or some other reference 08068004509. We just want to see what you can do first, no long story.

Thanks.
Business / Legal! Please Help, Can A Registered Business Launch A Social Group Under It? by CreativeBot: 11:19pm On Jan 11, 2017
Thanks for viewing!

If you are a lawyer or an experienced businessperson, please help with this. It's urgent!

Can a registered business own (not like a subsidiary, but like a mother) a social group without a need to register that group separately?

Let me expantiate.....

Let's say I have a registered business named Goldman Sachs, and we're into T-shirts and other item s branding, can I float a social group (like an online thing) that, say, gives out free T-shirts, and then, as a publicity stunt, maybe get some skaters wearing these shirts and sharing to random people on the street in the name of that social group (which is based mostly online, and which is directly owned by Goldman Sachs, my Branding company) without offending the law? This social group does not directly engage in business transactions, neither does it have a physical address; it is 100% dependent on Goldman Sachs to operate at all. It is just a front, a hype, a loud-mouthed escort that gets attention.
Is this a no-problem situation or are there legal concerns? If there are, what are they? That's my question.

Hope my explanation is clear to you, but ask me if it isn't. Thanks in advance, for your response, lawyers and business experts!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by CreativeBot: 9:01am On Nov 09, 2016
Trump is very hostile towards Africans generally. The guy is like a big-mouthed Hitler. And If his actions match his words (which, sadly, they tend to) then be prepared for some drastic negative actions in the coming years....or months.

Nonetheless I'd pick him over drone Hillary. Just like I would have (still) picked Buhari over drone Jonathan. Yes, I said it! cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: TRUMP IS WINNING!!!! by CreativeBot: 8:59am On Nov 09, 2016
..cos trump is very hostile towards Africans generally. The guy is like a big-mouthed Hitler. And If his actions match his words (which, sadly, they tend to) then be prepared for some drastic negative actions in the coming years....or months.

Nonetheless I'd pick him over drone Hillary. Just like I would have (still) picked Buhari over drone Jonathan. Yes, I said it! cool
Foreign Affairs / TRUMP IS WINNING!!!! by CreativeBot: 8:51am On Nov 09, 2016
Am I scared? No.

Am I excited? Yes! cheesy

Am I worried for Nigerians in the US? Oh yes I am. Really worried undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by CreativeBot: 8:47am On Nov 09, 2016
WOW! THIS IS VERY EXCITING!! cheesy

JUST TAKE THAT SIT QUICKLY AND COME AND RE-COLONIZE THIS FU*KED UP NATION OF OURS. COS I THINK I REMEMBER SAYING HE WILL DO THAT. KIKIKIKIKI grin

Oh but I am actually really worried for friends and family in the US right now undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid, Stop Writing Lousy Lyrics by CreativeBot: 6:06pm On Nov 07, 2016
Oh but you can't blame the artistes. This issue is not just about music, it affects the whole creativity industry in Nigeria; from music to radio programs to Movies to Entertainment events and even Commercials.

Do you think Nigerian advertising agencies cannot come up with stunning creative commercials like those breathtaking (Viral) adverts you see outside Nigeria? Ofcourse they can! It's just that the campaign would fail to achieve the exposure or attraction like it would abroad, because the general Nigerian audience would simply not "get" it because they don't want to think deep and hate to stress their brain. They would rather go for something simple and plain like Saka, Mama-do-good, Gerrarahere, caro, on-top-your-matter, kukere, bombom, Limpopo, bold5 babes, add your favorite stuff.

Anything that won't stretch their mind or get them thinking. You get?

The reason why deep lyrics and general creativity makes it abroad is because the audience appreciates it, so the artistes know they will be rewarded for all the time and effort they put into the work. But here we have seen too many artistes that started deep but later became shallow due to this fact. Even Inyanya started deep with that "Love Truly" track but the audience just scratched their head. Then he went loco with "kukere" and they started Laughig and paying him.

So Please don't blame wizkid or any other Nigerian entertainer for doing "rubbish" cos Really, that's what people respond to in this part of the world.

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