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COPIED. . . . . . .
WEALTH is when you buy a
1st class return ticket to
the UK just to
pick up a dress..(Money
speaking)
TROUBLE is slapping a
soldier in front of quarter
guard in a
barracks.. (Otherpeople will
tell the story on ur behalf)
FAITH is using the last
money on you to buy a
wallet.. (Miracle
worker)
IRONY is having the
Chairman of an Okada
Association driving a
Range Rover Sports..
(Classic 419)
STUPIDITY is having six
cars while living in a rented
apartment..
(Lagos mumu)
WISDOM is dating a
landlord's daughter.. (Over
sabi)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a
N5,000 cab towatch a film of
N1,000..
(Mugun! Why not wait for
the pirated copy)
LOVE is buying suya for a
girlfriend and eating only
the onions..
(that is true love)
UNAPPRECIATIVE is when
you read this post, you like
it and you do not click like
at the end of the post

Victory? U sure say no b rehersal things? I hope say na true dem dey yan.

President Goodluck
Jonathan has said that with
the security measures put
in place by his
administration, the Boko
Haram sect is being
progressively weakened.
Speaking at the Presidential
Villa in Abuja yesterday
while receiving the outgoing
representative of the
delegation of the European
Union to Nigeria and
ECOWAS, Mr. David Mac
Rae, Jonathan said his
administration would remain
proactive in combating
terrorism.
According to the president,
although measures taken
by his administration have
significantly reduced the
occurrence of terrorist
attacks in the country, the
government will continue
doing everything possible
to further enhance security
in all parts of the country.
"As a government, we are
doing everything possible
to improve our country on
all fronts. We are
consistently adapting our
security architecture to
deal with terrorism which
has become a challenge to
the whole world. Boko
Haram is being
progressively weakened
but we are not resting on
our oars. We will continue
to do everything possible
to achieve greater security
for all who reside within our
borders," the president
said.
Jonathan, who maintained
that many positive things
were happening in the
country, added that his
administration would
continue to do its best to
correct negative
perceptions about the
nation, such as the notion
of widespread insecurity
and corruption.
He welcomed the declaration
by the outgoing
ambassador that he had
recently travelled to the
Niger Delta and some
northern states and found
people there going about
their normal lives and
businesses without fear.

They claim we are practising democracy whereas, acordinging to African China, "dem dey demo-crazy".
But if dx is d demo version of their "crazy", how will d full version be like? . . . . . . . . . . . I HONESTLY DONT WANNA FIND OUT SHA.

Sometimes i just wish Nigeria was ruled under d dynasty system of Government

A rape incident allegedly
involving a mother and her
two daughters in Ikwo Local
government of Ebonyi state
was weekend reported to
the State Police Command
for investigation and arrest
of the suspects.
It was learnt that the
suspects who came at night
when their victims were
already asleep raped them
in turns at gun point after
stealing the sum of N50,
000, nine different models
of handset and a Carter
motorcycle from them.
Saturday Vanguard
gathered that the hoodlums
who were purportedly sent
by a top politician in the
area (name withheld) to kill
the mother of two
daughters and Councillor
representing Ndiagu Echara
Ward I in Ikwo Local
government Area of Ebonyi
State, Mrs. Margret Elom
could do so but decided to
rape them and cart away
their belongings.
Briefing newsmen at the
Command Headquarters, the
State Police Public Relations
Officer, DSP Sylvester Igbo
who confirmed the incident
insisted that only Hon.
Elom’s daughters were
raped when the suspects
invaded the victims’
residence.
He said: “One Hon. Margret
Elom, the Councillor
representing Ndiagu Echara
Ward I from Ikwo Local
government area of Ebonyi
state reported that while
she was sleeping with her
daughters that some
hoodlums broke into their
house and stole the sum of
N50, 000 from her and
collected one Carter
motorcycle valued at N120,
000 and nine different
handsets.
“And in the process of
robbing her of her
belongings, two of her
daughters were raped by
the two suspects; the
suspects were later
identified as one Chidi Eze,
24, Sunday Nwogu, 23.
Chidi has been arraigned in
court.

Na wa o! Hmmm.

MAKURDI — An early hour
mysterious fire, yesterday,
claimed the lives of a man,
his wife and four-year-old
daughter along the ever
busy Katsina-Ala Street, in
Makurdi, the Benue State
capital.
Vanguard gathered from an
eyewitness that the victims,
Terhemba Makaar, a senior
official of the National Union
of Road Transport
Workers, NURTW, and his
two family members were
roasted in the inferno
before help could reach
them.
According to the witness,
Mrs. Terwase Ormye, who
is a neighbour to the
victims, “the fire started at
about 2 am. We were
suddenly woken by shouts
of ‘fire’ from the house.
“We heard someone
screaming ‘help me! help
me! The flame and smoke
were too much and the
house had only one door
with burglary proof so it
became very difficult for
anyone to go in and rescue
them.
“While some of us were
busy pouring water on the
building to put out the fire,
the few hands available
struggled to break a
portion of the house when
the inferno was still raging.
“Unfortunately, when
youths in the area
succeeded in breaking into
the house, Mrs. Makaar and
her four-year-old daughter
had already been burnt
beyond recognition while
their father who though
suffered little burns had
already been choked to
death.
“Their only son, nine-
year-old Aondugu Makaar,
was rescued and
immediately rushed to Saint
Theresa Hospital, Makurdi
where he is currently
receiving treatment and in
stable condition.”
Cause of the fire
On the cause of the fire,
the witness said: “It could
be as a result of power
surge because it was
barely 30 minutes after the
Power Holding Company of
Nigeria, PHCN, restored
electricity to the area when
the fire started.”
She lamented that the
victims would have been
rescued if officials of the
state fire service had
arrived the scene on time.
She said: “We tried to
reach them only to discover
that they had another
incident to take care of in
the north bank area of the
town. Before they arrived
the scene, the entire house
had been engulfed by
inferno.”
Contacted, the Benue State
Police Public Relations
Officer, PPRO, Deputy
Superintendent Daniel
Ezeala, said the police had
commenced investigation
into the incident.

Pandemonium
broke out in Abeokuta when
a chieftain of the All
Progressives Congress,
APC, in Ogun State, Mr
Emmanuel Ajala, was beaten
blue black by suspected
political thugs,who also
stripped him naked.
Ajala was attacked at about
6:30pm, on Saturday, while
going to his Gbonagun home
in Abeokuta. His attackers
were apparently on his
trail.
Vanguard gathered that
three men operating on a
motorcycle were alleged to
have overtaken the
politician’s car and flagged
him down then pounced on
him.
Ajala, a former legislator in
Abeokuta South Local
Government of the state,
was also reported to have
been dragged down from
the car, while his cloth was
torn.
It was, however, gathered
that he was saved from the
attackers when they
sighted an oncoming vehicle
and took to their heels.
Narrating his ordeal, the
politician said: “They
accused me of being too
bold to comment on political
issues, which they
considered uncomplimentary
and warned me to desist.
“It was an oncoming car
they saw that made them to
bolt away. I have equally
reported the case to
Obantoko police station.”
Contacted, the Ogun State
Police Command Public
Relations Officer, Muyiwa
Adejobi, said the victim
reported at the police
station, but had failed to
report back as scheduled
for further investigation of
the case, explaining that
his failure to report back
will affect investigation.
“The man reported the
case, and he was asked to
be followed to the scene,
but said he was scared and
when asked to also come
back the following day for
further investigations, he
failed to report.
“There is no way the police
could investigate without
him. He has killed
investigation, so whether
his claim is true or not,
nobody can tell.”

Oceans that grow more
acidic through Man's
fossil fuel burning
emissions, can amplify
global warming by
releasing less of a gas
that helps shield Earth
from radiation, a study
said Sunday.
And the authors warned
the potentially vast effect
they uncovered is not
currently factored into
climate change
projections.
Scientists say that Man's
carbon dioxide (CO2)
emissions contribute to
planetary warming by
letting the Sun's heat
through the atmosphere
but trapping heat energy
reflected back from
Earth, so creating a
greenhouse effect.
They also lower the pH
balance of the world's
oceans, making them
more acidic, and hamper
production of dimethyl
sulphide (DMS), a sulphur
compound, by plankton,
said the study.
DMS released into the
atmosphere helps reflect
incoming radiation from
the Sun, reducing surface
temperatures on Earth.
Using climate simulations,
the team said an 18
percent decline in DMS
emissions by 2100 could
contribute as much as
0.48 degrees Celsius (0.9
deg Fahrenheit) to the
global temperature.
"To our knowledge, we
are the first to highlight
the potential climate
impact due to changes in
the global sulphur cycle
triggered by ocean
acidification," the authors
wrote.
"Our result emphasises
that this potential climate
impact mechanism of
ocean acidification should
be considered in
projections of future
climate change."
They warned that ocean
acidification may also
have other, yet unseen,
impacts on marine biology
that may provoke further
declines in DMS
emissions.

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