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...am not sure you've heard oga devil's voice bcoz if dat voice yan you eh...?!

I CONCUR but @OP na ur sincere speech be dat?!...I smell ENDTIME JOHNNY

...Its been a long while since Nigeria

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD...and He said,"let there b light" and there was light. IN NIGERIA...and He said,"let there b light" and NEPA no gree

Honestly, i don't know what to say buh i think that man is an ENDTIME HUSBAND/ FATHER

GODWIN!

my 2015 greatest crush was "downloading the upgrade to a better version of me" ....and if your eyes will make u lose heaven, cut them off!

Your question sounds "ENDTIME_ISH". What do u want to hear from us?

END TIME GIRLFRIEND...meanwhile,in another news, are you sure she's your gf? If Yer, then i think she wants a three_some / foursome...#THE-SISTERS-ARE-CUMING

she needs a good Bleep!!!

do u want to start up another jihadist group?

I have plenty tabs for sale. I have Paracetamol Tab, Chloroquine Tab, Flagyl Tab,...and even tramadol tab. which of them do u want?

Sister, i concur. I dont like wearing boxers myself...how do we meet? we may have lotta other tins in common!@!

Siter, i concur. I dont like wearing boxers myself...how do we meet? we may have lotta other tins in common!@!....JUST KIDDING, IT'S A FREE WORLD; JUST BE CAREFUL!

ENDTIME FOOD!

You think abi? No advice for you. Wen are sure, come back and then ask like this, "fellow nairalanders, i've fallen in love. Please tell me, how do I go about it?". . . .it may even hit front page. . . . . . .

Amen. I wan quick go change my parents, friends and siblings password. This na new CHEAT. . . . .bRb

o boi! No be chicken i be get for mind to see here o.

hello doc, i think i have narcolepsy. I sleep at every little chance. In sch, it disturbs me as i cant stay up 4 abt an hour straight without sleeping in btw. Please wat do i do?

. . .abeg, wetin d finest guy go win sef?

tintingz: Sorry, you dey do Glo advert??

No. Am glowing with pride.

Rate him

I wish all who would b sitting for the exam good luck.

The Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB) has begun
the sale of application forms into the
nation's tertiary Institutions. The early sale of the application forms
is to enable Nigerians desirous of
tertiary education have access to the
forms so that they could prepare
ahead for the examination slated for
April, 2014. According to a statement issued in
Abuja by JAMB's spokesman, Fabian
Benjamin, the two modes of tests
hitherto conducted by JAMB- the
Paper and Pencil Test (PPT) and
Computer Based Test (CBT) - are still opened to prospective candidates for
the 2014 Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME). Candidates across the globe who have
successfully completed their
secondary school education with a
minimum of six (6) credits, including
the English Language and
Mathematics, are expected to obtain the forms at the designated banks and
register with the approved cyber
cafés across Nigeria and at the
Nigeria High Commission Offices in
Ghana, United Kingdom (UK), South
Africa (SA), Cameroon, Jeddah and Biu. Candidates are urged to ensure that
their data are well captured at the
cyber cafés and their subject choices
are accurately entered. The JAMB Registrar, Prof. 'Dibu
Ojerinde, urged parents, guardians
and café operators to ensure that
candidates are well guided in the
filling of the forms to avoid wrong
filling and unwholesome practices that may affect their choices. The public is also urged to note that
candidates will be tested on two
general books to enhance their
reading culture, irrespective of their
courses. The books are The Successor by Jerry
Agada and Potter's Wheel by
Chukwuemeka Ike.

E be like say i go force my gf to enhance her booby to X2 of cossy's. . .that would fetch us $3.2M

A recent photo of her

Nollywood actress, Cossy Orjiakor
who has gained a sensational sex
identity is currently a happy woman as
she is set to hit another gold mine with
her endowment. The actress was reported to have
agreed to a deal to insure her bloated
mammary glands for a whooping
$1.6million amounting to N256million. The deal according to source, was
introduced to her by an American
friend who also dragged Enhanced
Silicon Inc. responsible for insuring
breasts of famous foreign celebrities
into the deal. The company, which insured the bosóms of Pamela
Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to
the deal just before Cossy’s recent
birthday bash, where she displayed
her endowments for the world to see.
The booby actress will be travelling to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on
the dotted lines. “I specifically asked
for $1.6 million,” Cossy was quoted as
saying. *Cossy As part of the deal awaiting her
signature, there will be limits on how
many men and women who would
touch her bósoms each month. Also,
the bósoms have all been given names
and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that
Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine
how much a movie producer will pay
each bosóm for an appearance in a
movie. “The downside of the deal is
that I may get dressed’, Cossy added. Cossy seems pretty excited about the
deal as sources maintained that each
of the endowment will be named and
anyone who prefers to touch will have
to pay for it just as Enhanced Silicon
Inc. will henceforth, decide the amount producers will pay per breast,
for appearance in a movie.
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God created planet earth. . .who made other planet?
Please add more

How big is ur imagination? For some time now, I've been trying to figure out how the world was before creation.
I've been trying to picture the world before God. How did He come about? What made Him? People say "all was void". But for something to be empty, it has to b contained in something. If so, how did that container come about?
I think about these things but i only see darkness. . .how come?
Science everything started as a result of 'a huge chemical bang/error' but i ask, where did the chemicals come from?
Yes! Bible says, 'God is the begining and the end' but how did this 'begining' start?
How do you know him?
Please help me answer these questions that seriously need answers.

"TROUBLE" sounds something dat would be fun. . .try it.