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Foreign AffairsA Dog Was Named After The Former United States Of America VP by CriticMaestro(op): 8:23pm On Mar 31, 2017
Former United States Of America’s vice president, Joe Biden met a dog that was named after him.

The owner said she named the dog after him because the Vice president is her favourite politician.

You recall that last year, the police in Nigeria arrested a man for naming his dog after Nigeria’s president, Muhammed Buhari.

Well, this is not the case abroad. The four-month-old dog is named Biden and met with the former VP, who was speaking about healthcare in America. The dog’s owner said:

”As soon as he saw the dog during the actual speech, he pointed at the dog, tapped his friend and then started like cracking up,”

She continued:
”Right towards the end, I, like, kind of signaled him, and he… gave me a wink to come over.

”As soon as I told him his name was Biden, he started kissing the dog, which is like exactly what I expected Biden would do.”

”I named the dog Biden just because he is probably my favorite politician and favorite elected official,’‘

”I really respect Joe Biden even though I don’t necessarily align with him politically,”
source: http://allure.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/ex-vice-president-us-meets-dog-named
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Insist That Cambridge Show us Buhari's Results by CriticMaestro: 7:55pm On Mar 31, 2017
Sweetle:
Nigerians should all insist that Cambridge should confirm to us whether Buhari sat for WASC or not.

Only a confirmation from Cambridge will clear the air on Buhari's certificate issue.

Cambridge has come out to say that they will speak on this matter only if Buhari asks them to do so but instead of doing so, Buhari went to hire SANs everywhere.

Why is Buhari avoiding Cambridgehuh
wetin be ur own?
PoliticsRe: The Change APC Promised Is Real. Picture Evidence. by CriticMaestro: 7:47pm On Mar 31, 2017
wen patience was busy warning, which kind change? is it konduktor change they are talking about or what, y'all was just smiling and mocking the illiterate, now y'all feeling it hot
Jokes EtcRe: When Mbaise Man Is Using An ATM (Hilarious Photo) by CriticMaestro: 7:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
Wrong!!! In nigeria flaunt your wealth and get kidnapped, but get wealth and act like a regular individual you'd stand a chance to be a billionaire. Look at dangote for example, simplest looking motherfucker i've ever seen
u didnt even understand the message i was trying to pass across u started shawting wrong, typikal poor man... i said u should act, that means stop dressing, eating, behaving, living in a way that someone will abject poverty does, dream up and always act like a king...i dont blame u sha, live in a place filled with kidnappers and as such ur subconsciously configured to think like that
Jokes EtcRe: When Mbaise Man Is Using An ATM (Hilarious Photo) by CriticMaestro: 7:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
Tazdroid:
lemme get my glasses grin
good 4 ya
PoliticsRe: APC lets we forget by CriticMaestro: 7:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
this country is being led b an incapacitated human being
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Muhammed Sani-Sidi, NEMA DG, Approves Other Executive Management by CriticMaestro: 7:34pm On Mar 31, 2017
even in his dying bed, he still dey gather more enemies..anyway
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 7:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
Superrman:
if this happens then they will be the baddest


i cant argue with that...no no be lie
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 7:28pm On Mar 31, 2017
troot:
you welcome
what's with the old news?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 7:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
emmieaddiz:
if u say so bro
more..my bestest

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Jokes EtcRe: When Mbaise Man Is Using An ATM (Hilarious Photo) by CriticMaestro: 7:24pm On Mar 31, 2017
in africa if u act poor u'll continually live in poverty if u act rich then u r more likely to get rich, its all about prospects
SportsThe Would Be Undisputed Team In The Epl If These Happens by CriticMaestro(op): 7:24pm On Mar 31, 2017
Well i know most of u by now must have started checking news be it rumour about the prospects your teams are getting this summer, but we take a look at chelsea's interest in the transfer market and we think if the clinch these deals then we have the most complete squad ever had in the epl

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
chelsea fans be like, we the baddest

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 7:17pm On Mar 31, 2017
emmieaddiz:
after dropping 7 codes, you still tell us to bet responsibly.. Fear God na
700 naira is responsible for a long time gambler cheesy
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 6:44pm On Mar 31, 2017
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play @ ur own risk

Bet responsibly
RomanceRe: Customs Boss Use & Dump Story: My Pics Were Stolen, Used For Evil- Girl Exclaims by CriticMaestro: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2017
i read the first story in the morning, i knew something was off, because it looked like the girl was simply trying to bash herself
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 3:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
nevermind played
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 3:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
imarrpopson:
Liverpool vs Everton
Under 2.5
Recommended Under 3.5

Burnley vs Tottenham
Under 2.5
Recommended Under 3.5

Chelsea vs Crystal Palace
1 & Over 2.5
Recommended 1 & Over 2.5

Hull City vs West Ham
BTS
Recommended BTS

Leicester vs Stoke
1
Recommended 1

Man United vs West Brom
1 & Under 3.5
Recommended 1

Watford vs Sunderland
Over 1.5(Watford)
Recommended Over 1.5

Southampton vs Bournemouth
BTS
Recommended BTS

Swansea vs Middlesbrough
1
Recommended 1

Arsenal vs Man City
Over 2.5
Recommended 2.5

Total Odds= 560.7(from oddsbible)
Total recommended Odds = 86(safer version)
code?
PoliticsRe: ‘I Belong To Everybody And Nobody:’ We Didn’t Get It By Abimbola Lagunju by CriticMaestro: 1:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
gbam....buhari has no fault as he was simply willing to have his share of the national cake, it is those that voted him on the frantic that an old buffoon that only ruled authoritarianly will have the capacity to do that in a democratic environment. Even after the suffering Nigeria has been projected too, some people still see him as the right choice
PoliticsRe: "Senator Peter Nwaoboshi Has 20 Bank Accounts In 6 Banks" by CriticMaestro: 11:05am On Mar 31, 2017
simply a thief....motto of a Nigeria politician
PoliticsRe: List Of Roads To Be Constructed In 2017 Budget by CriticMaestro: 10:57am On Mar 31, 2017
how do u think the budget of Nigeria looks before, implementation is what will be absent..if to say our budget from 2000 till date have been implemented, we would have been discussing what will buhari say at the G20 summit
PoliticsRe: What Do You Miss About The 80's And 90's by CriticMaestro: 10:45am On Mar 31, 2017
these is a generation of mostly the 90's and and few mid 80's so back off, we only knew what was happening in the new milleniun wen we grew up, but sha i still remember when we used to hold ₦20 as pocket money and buy local noodles, cow milk and man sweet stuff and still hold change to contribute among friends and buy football and that's when christmas was christmas filled with joyous celebrations even if it was from knock out to fire works to visiting zoo and parks...now u cant do any of that stuff without being paranoid..boko haram, kidnappers, cultists, militants, fulani herdsman, ritualists etc have spoiled our show
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by CriticMaestro: 10:39am On Mar 31, 2017
i am back with a bomb
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fridays are the best
PoliticsRe: Lady Accuses Alleged Customs Officer Of Using And Dumping Her And Her Friends by CriticMaestro: 9:43am On Mar 31, 2017
is she simply trying to shame herself?
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Visits Tony Elumelu As They Pose & Laugh Out Loud by CriticMaestro: 9:33pm On Mar 29, 2017
emeijeh:
Is Kanu single?
since when does being married mean u cant get married again? oloshi olodo
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Aisha Buhari As A Young Lady by CriticMaestro: 9:31pm On Mar 29, 2017
kish
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Got His Nysc Certificate On A Sunday ( Picture ) by CriticMaestro: 9:30pm On Mar 29, 2017
dino and buhari all didnt attend school, so wat is the fuks
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Visits Tony Elumelu As They Pose & Laugh Out Loud by CriticMaestro: 9:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
sarrki:
He's happily Married with kids

Advice Onikuje rather

Know be only Agbani nah Darego
whatever that hair still doesnt look good on him, even willian tried that against man utd and immediately recognized the flaw
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Tboss Again,says N25m Is Nothing To Her And Half Caste Ladies Are Hot by CriticMaestro: 9:26pm On Mar 29, 2017
if u like fine pass mami water, if r not lucky, no big boy will ever see u, no matter how pretty u are, this world is a world of opportunity and big time luck
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Visits Tony Elumelu As They Pose & Laugh Out Loud by CriticMaestro: 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2017
still plaiting his hair i see, kanu biko please go and cut that hair and look smart and healthy maybe agbani will marry u
CrimeRe: Suicide: Woman Hangs Herself In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by CriticMaestro: 9:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
does this mean he committed suicide because he aint gat no child or he did it because of other reasons

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