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I can't be locked up here hiding from bad guys, what's the point of living if u can't feel alive? Ignition

Chelsea will win this match for sure....line up coming up in 4hrs time

funlord:



Is that kanye west haircut allowed in the service dis days? I expected to see a 'shining gorimapa or buzz cut instead!'












**dialling burutai immediately***

in situations like this it is allowed so that they can easily disguise themselves

How many guys don see ur boobs before? Just tell them say ur afraid of camera jor...village girl

The wife must be a really beautiful woman, bcux no b small tin to take Mr.Ibu sperm and produce something relatively good like that

She don old sef...khoi

You just showed us a normal picture, then you are now saying the guy is cheating, is that pic suppose to b an evidence? Nonsensical boy....besides the way that girl is, u'll have to be filled with the holy ghost to resist her

Its almost like if u decamp to apc all ur sins will be forgiven, how come no apc thief have been arrested ?

How much is the guy worth?

Rubbish, nonsense, how did this even make front page?

This mumu op the encourage thieves abi wetin? C d mumu o...u went ahead and gave him 1k? For what?

Jeezuzpick:
Dat ur Broda wey just go Yankee wey for dey send dollars come go come squat for ya house if Trump enta White House o!

remember that time, when Obama said america's health care with crumble without Nigerian med staffs? Trump is all mawt, no way u can send people packing just like that, unless u don't want the whole world to be wif u

Wetin konsyn naija man with trumpet, sorry trump, if d like mek d vote for am if d don't like mek d no vote for am, e no go do me anything

I'll stand up for dog meat, any day anytime anywhere

Three things are sure to happen in this situation! 1 The hijackers blow up parts of the ship, surely they don't have enough fire power to sink it onboard.
2. Negotiate for a randsome
3. Special units of the navy stage a rescue operation.......But for nnamdi kalu to be released it will take more than hijacking and bombing of pipelines...Ipob, probiafran militants and various violent biafra groups should take notice

Maye sai maye

tubouncen:
Cameroun is a french speaking country, how come they wrote this in English?

That pic is unreliable... My opinion

Nope u're wrong, Cameroon speaks partly English and partly French which are the two official languages, in the southwest and northwest they speak mainly Cameroon pidgin English, in the north its mostly fulfulde with French and the south east French...

The chances of this working is very minimal, It can be easily removed, unless ovcux the Hot toad is carried away by his horniness

][/i]y not marry her, then pay her fees?[/i]

Started it like a true story then ended it with fiction....not funny at all, in fact I was bored at the end

TimothyNkenu:
Idiot. I'm from Taraba.

Wawa dan iska kawai.

I blame myself for even replying your mention.

Dumb nitwit.

ka ji dolon Dan wurkum, nonchalant fool

TimothyNkenu:
Didn't you just see me type that I'm a Nigerian who came here 3 years ago?

With your short term memory, you actually need all the MediCare you can get.

I thought this was an objective based discussion. Must you insult to prove your point?

Bye Felicia.

E pain am...and ur a biafran

TimothyNkenu:
From a global perspective and partially from a Ugandan perspective.

Yes they're yet to reach Nigeria on a number of grounds but Nigeria with all its resources is a monumental failure considering its potential.

I just wonder what is deceiving a Ugandan to too trash against Nigeria, nigga am probably richer than ur wretched ass, got access to Medicare than ur worwor body

TimothyNkenu:
Lmao.

Nigeria still has a long way to go.

not from a Ugandan perspective

TimothyNkenu:
I be correct Naija person. Came here 3 years ago...was on NL since 2011 with my deactivated moniker.

mtchew ah don free u, so na u d tin dey pain pass

With almost constant supply of electricity, I use electric cooker, although u go feel am for ur PPM[img][/img]

TimothyNkenu:
Giant of Africa? Keep deceiving yourself

wait, how did u join nairaland, since ur a Ugandan? U wan migrate to naija? Kikiki

TimothyNkenu:
That was in 2010..and they arrested them...how many bombs have gone off in your country again? Care to count them?

Well, since ur bragging of a country that we donated 1000. Toyota hilux cars, I don't know what to say, and u berra respect the giant of ur continent

TimothyNkenu:
Kampala is an overcrowded place.

Their main cities are Entebbe, Mbarara, Fort Portal etc.

Meanwhile you don't have water, electricity or enough security from your government. You practically are your own government

security? Wasn't it in Uganda sometimes back alshabab from Somalia bombed some fellas watching football, what kind of security are u talking about?

TimothyNkenu:
Nigerians and una useless pride sha.

I live in Uganda and trust me, Nigeria is no way developed in terms of basic infrastructural facilities or "the best black people on earth".

korektn, u live in Kampala the capital which can't be compared to akwa Ibom talk more of Lagos and Abuja, u can't just compare Uganda with Nigeria in terms of everything