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HornyTiwa:
is that a curse?

Sweetheart it's not a curse aiit. I was just messing about not like I meant it.

HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.

You can never get a perfect person just the way you imagined. From the list you provided I can already to to see you end up with the exart opposite of the list.

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ireneony:
you guys are pompous

I won't say we are being pompous but generous actually. We ain't got tight hands compared to other guys from other countries. I remember when we do go clubbing then and ladies come around us, we offer them champagne and they get scared to drink it thinking we all have to split the bills like they normally do. It was really funny especially when some of them say it's the first time they are tasting it lol.
Most Naija guys are just free givers over there because it's normal but I know some are just pompous like you say.

That's how we rolled back then in the UK. Them ladies see it as a surprise whenever a Naija dude does stuffs like that because their hommies will never try that. We so generous

Stealing $14m in a church? What is the church doing with church money in the first place.