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My Perfect On Paper Guy by HornyTiwa(f): 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2016
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by MeoClark(m): 8:19pm On Apr 30, 2016
Eeiyah... I know the feeling. Me...not really.
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Nobody: 8:20pm On Apr 30, 2016
Yes, on paper cheesy

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by PureWays(m): 8:23pm On Apr 30, 2016
Lol..

There is no perfect guy and if you ever see any that appears to be perfect, be very careful..

I have this friend, dark, so gorgeous, perfect height (about 6'5), well built (Yeah.. We all are. Lol.) fresh face, British accent (he schooled in UK) #Nohomo, but he's full of shiit.
He reasons like a kid, so immature, girls don't spend more than a month with him.
He will appear to be the perfect guy, using his well rehearsed lines, spend little cash on em, fvck em and talk shiit about them..
He once had a xex tape with one and showed us.

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Fash20: 8:24pm On Apr 30, 2016
one thing is still missing. huge bullalla grin grin
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by possibilita(m): 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2016
HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.
keep drawing one day e wud stand up n marry u.

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by HornyTiwa(f): 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
possibilita:
keep drawing one day e wud stand up n marry u.
Drawing?
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by possibilita(m): 9:06pm On Apr 30, 2016
HornyTiwa:
Drawing?
u said on paper na

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Nobody: 9:34pm On Apr 30, 2016
HornyTiwa:
Drawing?
[email] I only noticed your moniker. [/email]
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:55pm On Apr 30, 2016
HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.
i'm perfect and without any fault nor blemish. Pm me lets have some paramount and clandestine conversation after you might have seen my attached pics below

Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:02pm On Apr 30, 2016
possibilita:
keep drawing one day e wud stand up n marry u.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol lmao

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by tintedniggz(m): 11:04pm On Apr 30, 2016
On paper ? Lol No Comment
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by heryurh(m): 11:25pm On Apr 30, 2016
FuckTheM0ds:
i'm perfect and without any fault nor blemish. Pm me lets have some paramount and clandestine conversation after you might have seen my attached pics below
Bruh, U're Seriously gon' embarrass urself like this? undecided

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by heryurh(m): 11:27pm On Apr 30, 2016
HornyTiwa:

Drawing?
One Question,why would u have 'Hot' as ur moniker? undecided
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by CrownExecutives: 2:46pm On May 01, 2016
HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.

You can never get a perfect person just the way you imagined. From the list you provided I can already to to see you end up with the exart opposite of the list.

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Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by HornyTiwa(f): 5:22pm On May 05, 2016
CrownExecutives:


You can never get a perfect person just the way you imagined. From the list you provided I can already to to see you end up with the exart opposite of the list.
is that a curse?
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by HornyTiwa(f): 5:23pm On May 05, 2016
FuckTheM0ds:
i'm perfect and without any fault nor blemish. Pm me lets have some paramount and clandestine conversation after you might have seen my attached pics below
you are cute smiley
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by HornyTiwa(f): 5:24pm On May 05, 2016
heryurh:
One Question,why would u have 'Hot' as ur moniker? undecided
a crime?
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by paulsowande(m): 11:05pm On May 05, 2016
The question is are u perfect ?
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by GoldenJAT(m): 11:36pm On May 05, 2016
hope for the best.... and expect d worst!!!? the person u may eventually fall in love with maybe short ,broke and every other opposite of Wat u mentioned.
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by emotions1: 12:00am On May 06, 2016
Shey Love is blind....

Shey Love don't cost a thing....

the smell you perceive today you shall not smell it again.....Accept him like that jor grin
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by chigoizie7(m): 12:24am On May 06, 2016
Are u perfect? If u are not, please, get a paper marsh and mould one for urself(perfect man)
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by IamLEGEND1: 6:39am On May 06, 2016
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Kentura(m): 1:32pm On May 09, 2016
heryurh:
Bruh, U're Seriously gon' embarrass urself like this? undecided
Hahahahahaha
some people get bad mouth o ; ;
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by CrownExecutives: 2:09pm On May 20, 2016
HornyTiwa:

is that a curse?

Sweetheart it's not a curse aiit. I was just messing about not like I meant it.
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by makydebbie(f): 3:18pm On May 20, 2016
but...i thought love is blind?!
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Nobody: 12:44am On May 31, 2016
HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.

A girl who cannot write English correctly is a put off for me.

You look good.
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by leahcimzil: 12:43pm On Jun 09, 2016
uglee girls wanting perfect men since 1960. kwontinu drawing oh, Artist
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Nobody: 6:44pm On Oct 07, 2016
I don't fit your description. Buh I want a girl that would make me fall in love only with her. wink smiley kiss
Re: My Perfect On Paper Guy by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 07, 2016
HornyTiwa:
A perfect on paper person is that person that fits exactly into your description of a good date that could lead to a relationship or more better marriage grin



So I have met a couple of perfect on paper guys,you know every girls dream man list

1)Tall

2)Dark

3)Huge

4)Handsome

5)Rich

6)Romantic

7)Sexy

you can add yours


so there is this particular guy that fits my exact description of a datable guy,the problem is,

He has an off odour around him,like his cologne can't even hide it,it piss me off,I can't stand his presence,its just so discouraging.


Have you ever met that perfect on paper guy or girl you really want but their is something OFF about them? Tell your experience.
He will locate you soon...Amen

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