₦airaland Forum

my belle dey hurt wit comic relief

SuperSuave:
Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, na una younger one marry so o, shey Una wan discover mungo park ni abi una no want make Nairaland family come chop yafunyafun?




The cake looks like it's about to take a dive tho

lol,u no go kill person

whycee001:
My belle ooo, I don laf the hell out of my belle, comic relief. Gal wey the tin she go do dey her mind.

samehere

whycee001:
A beg give this guy a Malta guiness

naso

taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME



visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED

lol


Enjoy ur ToTo tour

lol

taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME



visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED

lol


Enjoy ur ToTo tour

lol

we remember Dr Adadevoh who sacrificed her life to fight Ebola in Nigeria. She passed away August 19, 2014.

cos I lik fashion too

UNILORIN SSANU breaks 16-year old tradition, embarks on strike
Sixteen years after the university had last experienced industrial action by any workers’ union, members of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU), University of Ilorin chapter have joined the ongoing national strike declared by the association. The strike, which officially started on December 24, was in response to the sack of SSANU members who work with the universities’ staff primary schools nationwide. The sack, according to the national leadership of the association, was in response to the letters addressed to the vice-chancellors of the universities by the Incomes and Wages Commission directing them to remove personnel of the University Staff Primary Schools from the payroll. According to the National President of the association, Comrade Samson Ugwoke, who ordered members across the 24 federal universities with staff primary schools to commence the strike, the trio of the University of Ilorin, Uthman Dan Fodio University, Sokoto and the Federal University of Technology, Akure, FUTA, had sacked their members. Investigations by New Telegraph revealed that the UNILORIN chapter of the association has since commenced the strike, claiming that 72 of its members have since been sacked. In an interview with a member of the union, who preferred anonymity, the association decided to break the tradition having realized that it had been caged all along. The source explained; “The university takes pride in being regarded as an institution that does not embark on strike but the fact remains that when others go on strike to advocate for something, this university is also part of the beneficiaries. So, this time, if 70 of our members are sacked and we refused to act, then we shouldn’t be regarded as university workers.” Meanwhile, when New Telegraph called on the Public Relations Officer of the institution, Mr. Kunle Akogun, he refused to comment on the matter, claiming he was on leave.

Season Film gonna watch it til d end by his grace

Pipu dey notice o

Beauty n d beast

Yusuf
North central: Ilorin

Fuel Scarcity: Unilorin postpones Rain Semester exam
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen of the University of Ilorin Better by Far, may I inform you that your ever active Students' Union is much aware of the fuel scarcity and the neck-choking epileptic power supply that have grounded the socio-economic strength of our dear country, Nigeria, to a halt.

In regard to this, the University Management in conjunction with the Student's Union and the Student Affairs Unit have decided to ease the pressure by postponing exams slated for Monday and Tuesday 25 and 26 of May, 2015 in respective order.

The reason for the postponement is to reduce the stress associated with the prevailing situation ahead of the Rain semester exam.

While hoping that the condition of the nation will improve shortly to a convincing state, your ever-caring Students' Union is urging us all to keep studying in order to come out in flying colours.

Once again, the Students' Union is wishing every member of the Better by Far family a hitch free and successful 2014/15 Rain semester examination

Please be aware that the Union would keep you updated on every latest development regarding the postponement as at when due.

Signed:

Kamil Sodiq DanFulani, Unilorin Students' Union Public Relations Officer.

dannewlife:
I no fit laaf

Funny

Monday and tuesday papers have bn postponed due to fuel scarcity . Announced by SU president "ISHOWO"

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he
asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology,
Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You
will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor
asked the Professor, do you know swiminology &
escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your
assology, headology & you will dieology because of
your mouthology