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These loan apps percentage is outrageous but Nigerians dey whine them lol

Nigerians are actually tagging German Embassy to videos of FFK abusing his ex wife lol..

He might actually get recalled at this point..

livelongprospa:
Tears

This tweet is something else lol.. Even the so-called fence sitters are scrambling in their attempt to hit back..

Wish PO can be more violent like this..

iamoyindamola:

Moment an acc!dent was captured by a TikToker at Panseke, Abeokuta 😳🥹

🎥: ODG-FEDERAL | TikToc pic.twitter.com/oHIQvUr2cF

— Tao Of Iperu💡🦅🖤🇳🇬 (@TaoFeek182) April 2, 2026

What do Nigerians have against helmet? Simple safety measures dey always hard us..

TrebleChamp:
No surprise with what is currently happening, it will be worse in 2031 election season..

You suppose open church ooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All your predictions have come to pass..This Tinubu is worse than a tyrant..

Amigoos1:
If you read the complete news rather than just the headline you would know it has nothing to do with Tinibu and Apc. They are two factions inside ADC fighting for control and the case is currently at the federal court. The former vice chairman is claiming to be the head after the resignation of the chairman.

The person's resignation letter is online already tendered by ADC to the same INEC..

In maybe 30-40 years now, these terrorists will now be claiming indigenous people..

Jihad is happening right before our eyes in 2026 mehn 🥺🥺

WATCH: Kwara Community Residents Pack Belongings, Flee In Droves Over Repeated Bandit Attacks pic.twitter.com/4UbUrPAvpZ

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) March 30, 2026

Roland17:
The past month has been an incredibly difficult period for me and my family. Nigeria happened to a beloved and close member of the family and this one hit really hard.

I am still struggling to reconcile the harsh reality that she is gone. Imagine speaking over the phone with someone one day after something that brought extreme joy to the entire family and 2 days later the person is gone. The entire family is devasted and the pain no be here.

A very big thanks to everyone who reached out, I no fit mention everybody, including those who left mentions on the forum, I am really grateful. Once again, death puts a lot of things in perspective for me. Life is too short, do the best you can and find happiness in little things.

Onwu di njo!

Kara obi nwanne..Ndo

BlueRayDick:
The loss of lives that has happened under this government is unprecedented. It just looks like the government has lost the plot and the people are left to their own devices to secure their safety. Traveling on federal roads across the country is 50/50 sef.

It just seem as if the government doesn't have a solution to what is currently happening in this country.

If they claim what is happening in the northeast is a fallout of what happened in Libya, how do they explain the middle belt?

This is by far the worst administration in our nation's history..Zero self awareness from top to bottom..Two bomb blasts in Maduigiri and a sitting president still traveled to the UK with both his NSA and minister of defence..

I'm very doubtful that he's even spent at least 5% of the energy he spends on politics in governance..

Master strategist oshi..

MorataFC:
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
...and you believe Dat?

That's the video..If you make more as a keke driver, good for you..

“I bought ₦5,000 fuel for my keke. By the time the fuel finished and I calculated everything, my profit was just ₦50.”

— Keke driver laments. pic.twitter.com/hq6tget6zS

— Linda Ikeji Blog (@lindaikeji) March 25, 2026

Zero pity for his supporters lol

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success. pic.twitter.com/OYNXspphxo

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2026

iamoyindamola:
Counter attack we die there
2027 go hottttttt

“Rice na nothing o, we don’t need rice, rice is not going to save us from B0ko h@ram or give us light or reduce the price of the fuel”

People are now going around market, sensitising people to stop collecting rice from APC and care more about the future of their children 💪 🔥… pic.twitter.com/esBfwCTC8P

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) March 27, 2026

Seyi hosted South South City Boys Movement on a strategic meeting.. Apparently it's also on how to share rice..

I just hope Nigerians develop some self worth going into next elections..

BlueRayDick:
Tinubu said all these are baby steps of pain.

Tinubu's supporters say the SMEs have probably been living a fake life all these while. I'm sure if u go through that Morris Monye's comment section, you will see BATists insulting him and calling him all sorts of name. These are guys that have probably not floated any business in Nigeria before o.

I remember seeing them drag this LP guy; Ife Salako who owns "Amala Ibadan" chain of restaurants for supporting Obi and not Tinubu despite operating chain of restaurants in Lagos. Nothing wey dem no call that guy and his business until the day I stepped into one of his restaurant to eat amala and then followed his business page on social media. They even tried to broke shame him for selling Amala to make ends meet.

This guy has in his employment tens to hundreds of youths spread across at least 8 different locations. This guy even gives back to the society more than some of the politicians that finance their loyalists to insult him online. The guy is more credit worthy than most of the BATists insulting him online.

This one dn rough pass baby steps.. I don't even know how business owners break even now..

Saw a video on Linda Ikeji blog, keke man wey buy fuel 5k carry am run hustle, after fuel finish for him keke, money wey dey him hand na 5,050..He made #50 gain only..

Number of SME owners that might be depressed right now in this country might be running into thousands..

Gbarnacho dn start him drama for Chelshit lol.. Didn't even take too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣

raumdeuter:
Logistics business is the fastest way to a heart attack and blood pressure

2 guys we go primary school together died within 6months of each other both were in Logistics business. One of them used to stay overnight monitoring his fleets through tracker one morning his wife woke up to find him slumped over his laptop dead.

Me sef don try trucking before for Naija. The only benefit was that I knew all the lungu inside Nigeria when trailer go abandon truck for Ido ani, 2 weeks later say trailer get problem for Kaduna road, etc.

I've legit never heard anything good from people about it..

Very difficult to hear positive feedback from transport/logistics business private investors in this country lol..

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Ten/Twelve more points from these fixtures for UCL next season... Looks tricky, hopefully the boys are able to get the 10/12pts..

Four OT fixtures suppose help us 🙏🙏

https://x.com/i/status/2035391201377989023

The duplicity of man lol..

Suddenly Piers Morgan realizes that he can become a victim, he's now worried, agenda no come dey sweet again..

Hopefully the cheerleaders of war realize that there's no winners or losers in any war..

Everyday I thank God Garnacho departure was an outright sale..

So all the financial heads in this administration sat down together and agreed on such stupid loan deal with the UK government..

As usual the same Gilbert Chagoury gets another contract from the FG without proper bidding process..Over $11bn now given to the same man without due process..

raumdeuter:
I think in the next 2 weeks Trump will declare victory and leave the Iran war

He can't put boot on the ground and he has done as much as they can do with the air bombardment

Victory as how? There are reports that Iran allegedly might now be charging for passage through the strait of hormuz..Sanctions against Iranian oil has been lifted allegedly too, Russia might also be supplying gas to Europe again..

If he's getting the extra $200bn approved, then he might continue with the foolishness but I honestly struggle to see what he's achieved in almost three weeks of the whole brouhaha..

Everywhere is just economically messed up..He should just rest so things can return to normal..

Ellexy:
Liked Carrick's post match presser. Enough trying to be politically correct. He rightfully called out the referee and the VAR officials.

He has too..The buffoons( ref and var) were the same set of people that denied us a goal against Burnley which the FA apologized for later on...

That's four solid points taken away from us by the same set of idiots.. Seeing reports everywhere that Arteta called him disgraceful and embarrassing after his terrible decisions Newcastle vs Assnal sometimes last two years and he didn't officiate any Assnal game again for almost a year..

So Morocco also staged a walk out in 1976 AFCON.. Wahala for dead body..

Na to see what CAF will now do..

One Brig. Gen, Two Lt. Col, three majors and many soldiers all dead and we're still in March..Now two bombs have gone off in Maidugiri..

Still no words from BAT..But e no take am one hour to tweet back to back about AJ accident..

Bruno man, where would we be without him? Make them secure am with better lifetime contract, if he dn too old, he'll become player/manager..

Hopefully our forwards just don't let him down this season..Five more assists for him and agenda go see agenda run..

Trending Video Shows Nigerian Secondary School Students Bullying Their Schoolmate 💔 pic.twitter.com/D3YQuKobWM

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) March 13, 2026

Everyday I pray make person no whine my pikin for school abeg... There's no need to treat these ones as kids, stomping the helpless boy's head, omo 😟😟

APC Ronu Lagos Branch dragging Sanwo-Olu b2b because Sanwo-Olu commissioner called the BRT girl is just very funny..

“Oyo police are k1”lying us. We arrested a bandit last night and the police have released him this morning.”

— Resident of Jobele in Afijio LGA, Oyo State, on the Ibadan-Oyo Expressway cries out as other residents are seen protesting. pic.twitter.com/lj8cWGNDIO

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) March 11, 2026

Why police go dey sabotage citizens like this ffs?

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Lmao

BlueRayDick:
Baba dropped thesis on how Tinubu is Fixing Nigeria and even combating insecurity issues in February 2026. He eulogized Tinubu's government like the best thing after jollof rice.....

Less than a month later, kidnappers carry baba demanding 100m ransom from his family.

Individuals always making silly excuses for government, now them dn kidnap am..

When fellow citizens complain, they call it wailing..Let the government he doesn't want to be held accountable for the insecurity in the country, go and pay ransom for him..