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Speaking in tongues through paper..
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"One of my member was held by r!tuāl k!lās in Port Harcourt and had shiloh flyer with her, and suddenly, I began to speak in tongues from the paper. All of the r!tuāl k!lās fell down to stupor, then my member reached out for their 🔪 and cut off the rope on her and 17 others"

—… pic.twitter.com/vc6pwUBJNq

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) October 6, 2025

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Nigerians don’t deserve this in this age and time.

Ire o✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/jdQIfBcJxc

— Ife Salako (@ifesalakooffice) October 5, 2025

First time in my life I'm seeing people queue for cooking gas.. From one anomaly to another in this country..

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Will never understand the need for this nonsense.. If there's not going to be any punishment for the referees on duty, why exactly do they do this?

That's how the id!ot on duty tried to give an unnecessary pk yesterday..

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPZdfNFDV3O/?igsh=MWQwenR3YnRzeWdpdA==

The way they're roasting Van Dijk everywhere
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https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/1974553303745954039?t=3GBAH_5DTuA-2RLN5K3pwA&s=19

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AirSesko..

Might be too early but I'm impressed..Good link up play, good first touch, hopefully we start making crosses into the box for him..

It's only his first game but it was refreshing seeing a ManUtd GK claiming crosses ffs..

Only Amorim knows why he's benched him since..A commanding display, good saves too..

I'm all for giving young players a chance but this Dorgu ehh, we might have to cut our losses sooner than later sha..

What exactly convinced Amorim to add Dalot to his leadership group?

GloriousGbola:
But like if you know where the money is hidden you can always steal it back

Isn't that what treasure heist movies are about?

Exactly why I'm laughing about his complain..

raumdeuter:
Realistically what options do the officers have when assigned these type of tasks

Or let me ask if you were in their shoes and assigned that task what will you do

So you believe the big man would start recounting the money?..It's like you didn't see videos of old monies brought out during that cashless nonsense

“We are the ones that escort politicians after they støle public money, we follow them to hide the money in their villages. Now, to pay us our entitlement is an issue."

~ Retired DSP expresses pain over unpaid wages

pic.twitter.com/YIvSBqMowo

— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) October 4, 2025

How I wn take pity this kain police retiree?Them use you escort stolen funds finish, leave you empty handed lol

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A Nigerian trying to give Buhari of all people flowers 😟😟😟😟..

Someone will still wake up one day and try to do same for Tinubu..

Yeah, it was fun while it lasted..See you guys in the championship next season..

Undoubtedly the worst manager of this club..Zero accountability

Trevor012:
When I see all these pictures I always ask how they made it to UK or Europe if they were really broke because a person dealing with sapa will not be able to japa.

Don't underestimate the power of a working system/society...

Tataffo:
Lmao,this is not sacarsm?

The First Lady of Ebonyi State, Chief Marymaudline Ogbonna Nwifuru, sits pretty while showing off her newly acquired iPhone 17 Pro Max and Rolex watch. pic.twitter.com/ce13t7SStD

— People of Ebonyi (@PeopleofEbonyi) October 2, 2025

Watch am yourself

BlueRayDick:


Are u sure that's not a parody account created to troll her?

The First Lady of Ebonyi State, Chief Marymaudline Ogbonna Nwifuru, sits pretty while showing off her newly acquired iPhone 17 Pro Max and Rolex watch. pic.twitter.com/ce13t7SStD

— People of Ebonyi (@PeopleofEbonyi) October 2, 2025

That's the video

Dave Umahi really carry eye go market for successor..Two years in, yet to read or see anything tangible from the stooge he installed..

The kind of stupidity Ebonyi people are celebrating nowadays..

Tataffo:
"What you did in 2023, by not voting APC, we just left you to do it, and some of the things we did to you is child's play, in 2027, it either you vote APC or you do not come out to vote all, be warned" - Mustapha Adekunle AKA Sego

This threat which will be carried out and manifested will be overlooked,but "you no get sense" ,you dey gbon-gbo-lo-cigar if you still supports APC which ends online is more toxic and bullying....

Violence is the last refuge of incompetence.
The @OfficialDSSNG is no doubt aware of the NURTW’s directives to its members, urging them to Attack, hurt, maim, disrupt, intimidate, and harm opposition gatherings in Lagos, As we saw happen at my declaration at Alimosho and now… pic.twitter.com/veLUOb6odX

— Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (@GRVlagos) October 2, 2025

Just watched the video on GRV page.. Whatever gives the speaker such confidence to be threatening the lives of people because of election..

Don't think it's just an opposition thing alone anymore, Nigerians should be going into 2027 with the mindset of defending their votes, seems there's no reasoning with these people..

Ellexy:
On what grounds will they sue him? Abi are they not running gender ideology for kids...?

Lawyers might still find something..

This Elon Musk "Cancel Netflix" agenda is actually getting serious..Wonder if Netflix can sue him..

Netflix dn too run woke culture shows anyway..

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Lagos to Abuja used to be 13 hours. Now, it's almost 17 hours.

Left Lagos around 4pm yesterday. This bus never stopped for any break, and we still never reach.

Roads are very bad, especially Osun, Ekiti and Kogi.[/color]

This is why the trillions for that nonsense coastal road never made any sense..That money would have rehabilitated some major federal roads..

Anyways be safe nwanne, obodo anaghi enye mmadu ezumike na nke ikpeazu a..

“There is no religious persecutiøn in Nigeria; it is a lie from the pit of hell. Today, Nigerians can confidently say that we have well-equipped hospitals capable of treating critical illnesses such as cåncer,”

—President Tinubu, speaking today in Imo State. pic.twitter.com/ihykPP1H9m

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) September 30, 2025

This man fit no get conscience las las..

https://www.nairaland.com/8529776/runs-girls-illegal-earners-pay

Good, let it touch everyone even the ordinary Nigerian living in the most remote area..

Let me see how Nigerians won't wake up and start demanding more from elected officials..

Theflint1:
Thing is on a norms, citizens are not supposed to bear arms, and for people bearing arms for protection and not to cause mayhem, it's not out of place to surrender weapons to avoid more gbege.

Nigeria is under-policed and our officers are lacking in morale...seriosu investment has to be made in that direction, and state policing adopted to increase breadth.

Which officers are lacking in morale?

The police officers that are constantly harassing, intimidating and extorting citizens at the slightest opportunity or the military that are more interested in being bag boys for yahoo boys now or chilling in checkpoints?..Saw a video of the social media cretin, GehGeh just last night and he's now moving with two army men, as what exactly ffs?

What we probably need more is reorientation of our security personnel..Seems that a vast majority of them are more interested in elites escort services than their actual jobs..

Payporte01:

Ãrmed hêrdsmen åbduct passengers on Makurdi–Naka Road in Benue State💔🥲 pic.twitter.com/BNqmSI7EA4

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) September 30, 2025

This is getting out of hand, the rate of insecurity is just too much o, every fvcking day, minutes ,kidnapping/case

With all that's been exposed these past few days, one would imagine that the president will be in serious meetings with his security chiefs, smh..

What concerns Nigerian media houses is to invite politicians and be asking them silly questions..

Zero coverage about the level of insecurity in this country..Even Nations at war don't have the number of dead people that's being reported now in Nigeria..

Amorim has committed war crimes here

Ralf Ragnick-- 10 wins in 24 games..

Ruben Amorim--9 wins in 33games..

A ManUtd manager has not won back to back games in the EPL in almost one year at the club 😟😟😟😟..

So the Brentford manager was just a set piece coach until June 2025

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It's this Amorim stubbornness that makes him extremely foolish...I mean, since the Fulham game that a rival coach called out your tactics, you still haven't tweaked anything at all..

We're always loosing midfield battles which makes it extremely difficult to play.. I've never seen such high level of delusion in my life..

Tufiakwa 😡😡😡