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SilverSurfer:
If you've any issue with okorocha or Abagworo, take it out on them. Stop portraying.Anambra state in a bad light. Why is it so impossible for you to live in peace for once......Biko chino, prove us wrong for once na. You should have realised that Abagworo or whatever it is he's called does not speak for the great imolites. Once again.......stop dragging the efforts of other sane people to integrate the igbo nation in the mud. If you have personal issue with anybody, take it out on the person any not his people. Grow up for once!

Pay no attention to both. They may be friends pretending to be enemies, trying to pull crowd or both are bigots.

Now to the 2 f00ls, what should one with parents from both states do?

Abagworo:
Everything you wrote up there are some of the lies being peddled by Anambra and Mbaise people against Rochas. Mbaise in this situation is a willing accomplice with the hope that they could get Governorship through Anambra financiers and Jonathan's backing but the overwhelming popularity of Okorocha demolished their gang up. The fight is all about Igbo President likely coming from Imo State and being Okorocha. No Governor built over 300 schools in 4 years but Chibuike Amaechi and Anayo Okorocha. All the lies against them is from one source.

Seriously you need to take your medication now else you'll find yourself in the bush picking up empty water can and tin milk.

cindicandy:
Imo state people are cursed OSU in igboland. The origin of imolites was through Ada owerre- a renowned prostitute of the 19th century. It was through her that all imolites were conceived, no wonder 98% of imo women are into prostitution.

So Ada owerre gave birth to all the women in Imo? U too must be a renowned id!ot.

Every sane person on nairaland will have to forgive the op for putting up this write up cause he ran out of his medication.

CentralIntels:
Imo state and its people are cursed, I don't think Anambrans has anything in common with them

You! You're so silly. How can one stup!d write up tell so much about a state and the people? I think you and the op are in on this.

Commando
One man can finish an entire army base

V for vendetta

All I see is business. If one should sell boxing materials at the gate of NASS every morning before their normal boxing schedule, one would make money from them old f00ls.

Boy, you're screwed just like me

That thing is not fit to call a movie, it's not even fit for comedy.

Too many witch hunting exercise in this country with little or no result.

She gives me money
When I'm in need.....fvcking gold digger!


Don't even bother going to your friend's house cause nothing good is gonna come out. You kind of made her and her family miss out on their one chance of gold digging and I know the family must have taken a decision concerning you.

Still watching this list closely

cao:
About to watch Spy for the third time, the struggle is real.

Link pls

bily:
how old are you?

Old enough to know when to mind my business and when you should mind yours

I loved that kung fury

chrystalz:
You feel your opinion doesnt count,i understand but have you ever wondered why tv shows get cancelled,if you can understand that there is no point stressing this any further.you think we nigerians are the only ones watching??

Look I know about the ratings and cancellations. If you think your rating and opinion matters.....sorry then.

chrystalz:
Actually they do,without us the fans the show would hav been cancelled

Really bro? Don't flatter yourself. We're just airing our opinion via nairaland.

Funny enough GOT don't care about ur existence.

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The age of adaline
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Ex machina
Chappie

Just saw The Gunman. Not bad for a movie with imdb 5.7 rating.

Mizzzbeee:
Am vexéd ooo 6months and Insurgent HD isn't out ... Is d Film made of gold abi kini.....

I think the hand holding that movie is tight. I've been longing, hoping, praying, just to see a copy online by mistake but to no avail. I'll just keep searching sha.

Psalmwellcology:
Ex Machina! Really love this movie

Yep. It sucks big time

dataconnect316:
Good one

Seun come and ban this fraudster now!

E be like say Seun don neck Gbola5 ban

*coughs*

ExInferis:
i watched Chappie last night with elevated expectations (me being a sci-fi buff) and i must say the experience was terrible. After the brilliant District 9 i had high hopes for director Neill Blomkamp, i even forgave him for the tepid Elysium, but this...this is a travesty. who ever funded the production of chappie needs to be shot, along with Blomkamp, his wife, sigourney weaver, and hugh jackman.

this film is so bad, so terrible, so useless, so riddled with gaping plotholes they literally appear like sinkholes in every scene.

without much ado, here is everything wrong with Chappie in bulletpoints:

1. Future south africa decides robocops are a good idea, but neglected to have a backup plan in case the machines--being machines--failed. Also the government didnt care much for supervising the main armament and robotics manufacturer.

2. Tetravaal, the company making the robots, looks more like an accounting firm than a robot mass producer. its chief scientists and enginners huddle over desks instead of research labs. Heck, even the singular brains behind the company's only successful product has a small table in the midst of the clerical hoi polloi.

3. Tetravaal is the most bullsh1t company ever when it comes to security. The main Guard Key, the master key to the robots firmware is a mere USB key, which is very much copyable, and is kept in the most unsecure room with nary a guard nor camera, nor alarms, nor any sort of protection. evidently anyone can just walk in and pick it up.

4. the engineers have a great degree of latitude within the compoany. they come and go as they please, access any facility, open any door, enter any level, access every computer and programs, and run whatever code, even malware. all the while there are no guards, no cameras, no alarms, no forms to sign, no permissions to be asked.

5. Tetravaal fully funds the Moose program run by the villain vincent but yet discarded it because it was "big, lumbering, over powered". Er, didnt you see the AutoCad before commission millions, probably billions, to build a fully functional vertsion of the darn thing?

6. Appaerently Tetravaal emnployees, even the ones who work in high security and sensitive projects, are not under protective surveillance.

7. in the wacky and improbable world of Chappie, a computer programmer can create a fully functional "human consciousness" in a matter of hours. And have said program ready for deployment without test running.

8. Deon is apparently the only human being capable of writing complex code completely free of bugs. im a programmer, and even for a few hundreds of lines of code, i spend a great deal of time debugging. i tried creating a first person shooter game with Blender and later Unreal and tons of prefab resources, with only 15 thousand lines of code but the scripting (in python) nearly ruined me after countless cans of Redbull. gave up after 2 years and just one serviceable map barely 500 square meters.

9. so after the bullsh1t "consciousness" update (ChappieConsciousness.dat file, haha) chappie started off as nothing more than a curious child who could only mimic gestures and parrot spoken phrases. a few scenes later he was blabbing nonstop and questioning human propensities with none of the mental progression expected.

10. If the moose robot was controlled via telekinesis using a daft VR-like contraption called a "neural helmet", why was vincent using a HOTAS stick to control the stup1d thing?

11. so all the robocops were wiped out via a malware and the wonky USB guard key thingy, and the police has no contingency plans so criminals are free to roam and cause bloody mayhem. so where was the army? the national guard? anyone? why was there no sense of panic in joburg and even within tetravaal iteself?

12. vincent, in the ofice on a monday morning, physically attacked Deon the star employee of tetravaal and even threatened him with a gun in full glare of every one. and vincent didnt even get a query from HR?

13. Deon finds out that vincent was responsible for bricking the robocops, and instead of reporting to the CEO or whoever, deon fumingly storms to vincent's pathetic workstation, an in front of everyone, deon threatens to spill the beans and expose vincent. he never did.

14. the gangsters of joburg are a joke. so is joburg law enforcement. a couple of villains and chappie robbed a bullion van on TV and no one bothered to trace the villains.

15. why do both deon and vincent have unfettered access to their robotic creations? why should vincent have full access to a militarily formidable and fully armed robot without any checks and balances or oversight?

16. why is a fully functional robot (the one chappie gets transferred into at the end) a prototype?

17. how can chappie, a robot running off a hard disk, transafer his consciousness using a neural helmet? isnt a neural helmet meant for reading human brain scans?

18. if the USB key needs to be physically plugged into the robots to be firmware upgraded (or virus infected), how come vincent only needed to plug it into some random Acer desktop only to upload his malware?

19. as regards 18 above, how were they able to upload Yolandi's consciousness remotely? didnt they need the master key again? and why is the preoduction facility still powered and online since the government banned all further output?

20. so Tetravaal has the most insecure network and computers that can logged into remotely to design, build, and program a robot? if it can be done remotely why does anyone come to work?

21. so how do they plan on getting yolandi out of the tetravaal facility after building her, seeing as robot production was banned?


these are just some of the plotholes, inconsistencies, and poorly realized internal logic of chappie. the acting is even worse, the theme hammy and handfisted, the motivations questionable, the plot tedious, and the endless deus ex machina laughable in its frequency and absurdity.

in a word, chappie is a terrible movie, the year's worst after jupiter ascending.

chappie is for sado-masochists only. please avoid

Lmao! At last someone that shares the same thought as me.

Anyone seen survivor?

ITbomb:
You mean after 8 episodes and 2 more to go, this show with cut and joined half baked episodes should even be nominated?

Unlike other seasons where the story line was directed and focused , this season look confused to the producer, jumping from half written plot to another. I had to wait for 3 weeks before watching 3 episodes straight cos compared to previous seasons, this is the most disjointed of them all.

Episode 8 was a masterpiece though

I pray it ends well. 2 to go

My man, quit complaining and see something else.

Seun:
behold Jon Bolt; the fastest sprinter in all the seven kingdoms.

Like you really have it at the back of your mind that Jon will stand and fight them all?
Even Danny, her army of unsullied and her dragons will sprint just by sighting those WWZ type of flying sh*t. I was expecting Jon to do the most honourable thing ever in the beginning.....RUN. He who fights and run, live to fight another day.

gj22:
my take
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-i love arya..enough said

-i love the Cersei actress, she is on point

-tyrion and dany gist...best dany scene ever since the rebirth scene

-#hopeForReekdemption2015

-that wildling battle was awesome. Jesus christ... WINTER HAS COME. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST EPISODE SO FAR THIS SEASON.. JON SNOW NAILED IT.

-I WAS STARTING TO LIKE THAT WILDING WOMAN AAAAAND SHE'S DEAD... THEN UNDEAD.

-THAT LAST SEQUENCE WHERE FROST MAUL (THE WW KING) RAISED HIS HAND, I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO FREEZE THE SEA AND WALK TO THE BOAT AND KILL THEM ALL...BUT SOMETHING MORE EPIC HAPPENED



BOOK READERS, THIS IS EXACTLY HOW WE FEEL MOST EPISODE WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

THOSE THAT WERE SAYING THIS SEASON IS BORING...ARE YOU F*CKING ENTERTAINED?

I will be uploading images and gifs for notable scenes later on

I don't hear them complaining anymore and one even said he wished he read something like this in the book.

This is how the TV series is meant to be.....AWESOME!

kay9:
All hail Jon Snow!!!!

I'm not sure but I think one of those wildling leaders called him "King Crow". Definitely rewatching this episode as soon as I'm home... That last "world war z" scene was epic.

You're right. I'm not done with this episode just yet. I think king crow just made public enemy no 1 and I expect king white walker to send white walker assasins after Jon.

So what's sansa going to do now that she knows that her brothers and true lord of the north is alive?

UjSizzle:
Oh God where did you guys download from? I can't find this episode on my regular sites.

Fztvseries.mobi

I choose the dark knight because the Joker made it so awesome. For marvel, I'll go with thor.