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Saraki is one of the world most notorious criminal. Transparency ma foot

megawax8:
As as how na? Person no be first? Arsenal wan enter plane?

E go do una like film

Na wa o! So na man city dey 4th for table
Na so arsenal wan carry league
Chai! There is God o!

Oh that awesome woman! I love it when she gets n@ked.

wahabian:
Danny the dog / unleashed is his greatest movie,see fighting ! Even jackie chan would have been jealous of this movie.

Bruno3000:
I disagree o. Romeo must die is his best movie.

When u guys say "this movie is his best" what exactly do u mean? That it's his best in terms of acting or the fighting scenes were great or the script was awesome, cos judging by the three above, I don't think any of his movie deserves a spot at anyone's top 20. Ma honest opinion.

Won't u go to the street and protest on his behalf? How many pirates dey read this stuff?

Honestly this writer is one of the world most notorious serial killer. Kills character just as easy as smashing an egg.

I'm so going to enjoy those leaked esipodes

uyplus:
Mike Omotosho would have been perfect for kwara.. religious bias is killing kwara state!!!! I wish Labour party won kwara..

I won't say Omotosho would do fine because he's seeking for ways to fill his pocket. The major problem of kwara people is that they like the oppression. I don't see how someone like saraki and his god son (ahmed) will rule a state for more than 15 years without any tangible and feasible project to point at. They can only boast of how poor they are.

megawax8:
Leave am, APC just dey power hungry and dem go school for rigging ehhhhhhhh......jesos!

Some Ph.d shii is what dey pulled off across nigeria

I didn't even tell you about the classic rigging system now. If you have number on your side, you're likely to win. Jega didn't go sh*t and the system has lapses. It's just a matter of time before we begin to see the rebirth of PDP.

megawax8:
Dem kwarans don eff up again?

I no know y pple dey think say APC na d messaih sef

Bro APC na cheat. No better project dey kwara. Saraki don chop dem dry still yet dem blind like bat for day time. The level of proverty here too high o!

hormordunneey:
I pity kwarans. Another 4yrs wt Fatai as governor and saraki as Governor General!
Mk God see us thru o

Thank God u can see thru them. APC is like PDP in Nigeria.

Well he won, too bad. I pity kwara state.

liljboy:
guy close ya gutter jare..... @OP just go buy am for market, the pack na latest 150(for my side sha)...... and its only two seasons, so its more cheaper than buying data for downloading it..... watched both seasons..... pretty hilarious...... I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU'LL NEED CLUTCHES IN YA SLEEP...that Chris mama too get bad mouth

It has 4seasons and I have them. It also ma best comedy series.

I'm on it already

Movies are like shortcut. I like shortcut die!

Nwanne if u can sell me the secret of how Jesus walk on water then I'll enter that bus cos right now, I don't trust life jacket anymore. Reason is that, I may end up buying fake

Mrs will vote for husband abi she go follow brother go house after election?

megawax8:
WHY? no be me get am?

Na u go use ur hand remove the lamination when time reach

megawax8:
Nwanne, not call up letter o, statement of result?

No even think am

oche123:
Pls Bro, Can We Laminate Our Statement Of Result.

Don't even try

Walexsammy:
white towel? Cuz nah colored I get ooo

Do I need to spell out everything? I mean the things u need to put on while appearing on parade ground since you'll be spending most of ur time there. Don't forget ur waist bag cos that's the most important item you're going to be carrying around through out ur stay.

megawax8:
Is Dis my brooooooo? Csami * I sight you! *

Enyia na me o! NYSC tin no easy sha

Kingemmy01:
Someone posted this here earlier...

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.
MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the
camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready for
anything.
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are smiley
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

All these are just bla bla bla. The same was said when I left for camp but everything took another turn. The photocopies was just waste of time, paper and money. The online registration has limited all the manual work. NYSC now has their details now so just take ur id card and statement of result. Get ur t-shirt and shirts, towel, wrapper, everything white and u'll do just fine.

Caracta:
My favorite quote. John Wick is damn wickeeeed!!! I love him.

Both movies started on a boring note. Robert patronizing that restaurant day in day out. And John mourning his wife...then his dog died and the movie started.

This is hard mehn...but I go with Robert. Who would have taught he could pull those stunts? He is a killing machine.

Everyone's favorite quote. The effect was what made the whole thing crazy.

Game of thrones

You see john is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will something you know little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil...a Fucking pencil.

Though john is tight still I have to give it to ma man Robert. He's this think think type of person. One thing about Robert is that he can kill his enemy without even staying in the same room. A man like that can set the tools and motion you to end yourself.

Mine has to be legend of Hercules. That movie put me to wanted sleep twice.

Shaknado, the name alone turns me off