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megawax8:
WHY? no be me get am?

Na u go use ur hand remove the lamination when time reach

megawax8:
Nwanne, not call up letter o, statement of result?

No even think am

oche123:
Pls Bro, Can We Laminate Our Statement Of Result.

Don't even try

Walexsammy:
white towel? Cuz nah colored I get ooo

Do I need to spell out everything? I mean the things u need to put on while appearing on parade ground since you'll be spending most of ur time there. Don't forget ur waist bag cos that's the most important item you're going to be carrying around through out ur stay.

megawax8:
Is Dis my brooooooo? Csami * I sight you! *

Enyia na me o! NYSC tin no easy sha

Kingemmy01:
Someone posted this here earlier...

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.
MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the
camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready for
anything.
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are smiley
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

All these are just bla bla bla. The same was said when I left for camp but everything took another turn. The photocopies was just waste of time, paper and money. The online registration has limited all the manual work. NYSC now has their details now so just take ur id card and statement of result. Get ur t-shirt and shirts, towel, wrapper, everything white and u'll do just fine.

Caracta:
My favorite quote. John Wick is damn wickeeeed!!! I love him.

Both movies started on a boring note. Robert patronizing that restaurant day in day out. And John mourning his wife...then his dog died and the movie started.

This is hard mehn...but I go with Robert. Who would have taught he could pull those stunts? He is a killing machine.

Everyone's favorite quote. The effect was what made the whole thing crazy.

Game of thrones

You see john is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will something you know little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil...a Fucking pencil.

Though john is tight still I have to give it to ma man Robert. He's this think think type of person. One thing about Robert is that he can kill his enemy without even staying in the same room. A man like that can set the tools and motion you to end yourself.

Mine has to be legend of Hercules. That movie put me to wanted sleep twice.

Shaknado, the name alone turns me off

wahabian:
My name is khan
300
Spiderman 2
Titanic
When the trumpet fades
Gladiator
3 idiots
The message
Danny the dog
Undisputed
The mask 2
Jason borne(1-3)
Odyssey
The wedding planner
Parents trap
The train
Soul plane
Notorious
Assasins
The punisher

Just 5 made sense, the rest sucked bad
Dylan the dog....smh

Thavybe:
The patriot ( mel gibson) ? Nah....but i like the good,bad and the ugly sha

Y nah? That's one of his best movie

Inec don't owe me sh*t. I'm only expecting the 38000 that's coming in soon.

According to what I heard, they say the 13000 is for transport and feeding while the main pay is 32000. Just hoping it's true sha cos i haven't slept properly since the first election.

Ps: my LGA has been paid 13000 already.

I've cried for a lot of them. The last one was The odd life of timothy green.

The patriot
The good, the bad and the ugly
Op, how did u miss these ones? These are classic.

Michael bay
Peter Jackson

GEJ ma overrated hero. Inasmuch I wanted you to win, you now really piss me off. Losers don't take sh*t but winners take all. All I can say for now is journey well back to otueke.

I was dared to get her cos she's ma crush and I succeeded and then it hit me, guy u just entered a relationship o! And I said to her that we should become friend first and get to know each other well but she said no!
Well it wasn't up to 24hrs.

Ok the guys blow themselves up with the wish of that murderfvcker called mohammed to get 72 virgins in hell! With that part I understand how fooli$hly gullible they are but what I don't understand is.....ARE THE LADIES GETTING THEIR 72 MALE VIRGINS OR WHAT?

1. Matt Mcconaughey
2. Colin farell

Thank God some pple do understand the great gatsby. Most of ma friends said a lot of not so nice stuffs about the movie and it made me wonder.

Ma sassy girlfriend
The fault in our stars made me so emotional

Cloud Atlas made me wonder

Zeezy99:
No matter what, only an irresponsible guy would use and dump a girl and still thinks he did something cool

In a case where the guy didn't use her but dumped her still and thinks he did something cool, is he still irresponsible?

Violent time indeed because KFC near him house...lol

Somebody just listed some romantic movies he can remember in the name of valentine. Op, most of these movies are emotional and has nothing to do with val's day. How I go wan watch "the fault in our star" on val's day eh!

This is so freaking touching......ma a$$

Valentine day nko?