₦airaland Forum

freecocoa: Bastarrd! that's what you are,you are the pauper here and that's something I'm sure of,may Sango strike you to shreds,odeoshi.

Which of the trains? Is it the retarted one at Lagos, Yaba, Nigeria? or the one here at Essex Railway Station, Ontario, Canada?

Please specify a location cos you will be tied to the rail so the train can crush that rotten head of yours!

You are the kind of woman whey husband go talk 1 you go talk 20, no wonder Nigerian men no gree marry una again, dem no gree marry for house again, my case is not an exception.

Useless women! me i don't have time for people like you, when you come Nairaland when you turn am to fighting field?

My 6th sense tells me that you have Vigina Discharge plus a yeast infection which causes bad odour in between your clitoris, you have been waiting for too long for him to propose, no he won't! No one wants to marry a lady with such annoying features.

Dyt: Wat do I v 2 gain?


Stole dis frm anodas post
oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were

Were ni iya re ati baba re! Idi le were! Oloriburuku!

What do you stand to gain? You want me to pay you cos you're a prostitue? It's better to be a cheat than a p.ro.s.t.i.t.u.t.e oh my sister. Good night!

Dyt: S dat ow u do 2 every female u v in ur house?

Not really, only females who can't mind their business! The ones that likes to flirt. Let's shack alomo together and flirt afterwards. Are you game?

Dyt: Wetin?
Abeg go drink alomo





Wetin?
Abeg go drink alomo

you go *uck me after i shack am??

Idowuogbo: Its so obvious u dey cupboard dey cough money for ur papa

moronnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Oscambo! Oniranu! Your papa go cough blood die, make me dey cough money go, Paupers!

freecocoa: Who's this bagger?c'mon gerrout here morafuker,azzhole.

E no go better for your family! Olori buruku! Wetin be your own? Wetin concern you? Oponu! Na person go see you say marry me, i pity the unfortunate man.

Please even here in South Africa, since they know I'm Nigerian my last bill for he Hd pvr was R624 (N12,480) they sent me this message yesterday that i should make a payment of R655 (N13,100), if not i will be offline in no time (That was how it sounded) Now i noticed it is increasing every month. I think since they think/believe 50% of Nigerians are drug dealers so these money is no big deal.

Idowuogbo: Yes ke! Once bitten double shy noni

She must chop my money
Really?

Haaaa!!!!

Beg am 4 me o, I was only showing my romantic side na

Poster Oya make we use poem ginger d flirting.

My rose, I cant breathe without u cus u are my carbon dioxide.

U dey my heart gbona feli feli!

You are everywhere they are talking about sex and rotten talk, Ashawo! This validates the reason why your pussea is so broad!!!

All you need to do to seduce a woman is buy her a BB torch, or any newer version! Chekena! Women!!! I have stopped trying to date jare, naija girlz.

I see why your cars dey teeeey before you see them sell, how many people don comment for this cabbage whey you won sell? 

The customers makes the **cking rules not you! ! By the way i'm on my 3rd car, bought a mini cooper last week, Saturday is my birthday you are invited! 

Ah! I'm fed up too!!!

You want Fifa 11 on which platform, i have both Ps3 and Xbox, let me know,

No midnight call? You no ready for business, I work throughout the midnight making money to buy a car, definitely not yours'

N2.5m?

2001 Mini for 3m? Abeg commot this lis$ting for here, you don't know what the market is saying? 04 and 06 model sells from $6000 - $10,000.

Come down on your price jare! The thing dey dull and ugly sef.

Don't get close to Mobitel, sucks big time!

Still available?

I live at a tastefully finished 3 Bedroom Apartment @ Igbo Oluwo Estate, Jumofac B/s Ikorodu, I'm traveling abroad and i have 1 year rent left,  whomever is interested in taking over this apartment should contact me.

Email: cube63@yahoo.com, you can also contact me on yahoo messenger, I'm online 24/7
Phone Number: 08024275202

Email me and i can forward you pictures privately, can't post them here,  You will admire this flat.


N200,000 for 1 year, no agency, no agreement, nothing! just N200k.


Best wishes!

International Standard indeed!