I left the country with one thing in mind, I'll never ever marry a girl from naija even if my life depends on it. This na old news jare, I won't even waste my time or anyone's time talking about my experiences. Date other girls from other regions, countries and you will understand me and see how useless our girls are.

I was told by friends who visited naija of recent that things are worse now and have gotten out of hand. I love my foreign girl, who loves and respects me and leaves her phone anywhere in the house, easy to get married to that kind of girl.

She earned my respect when one of my friends once asked her out, asked for her numbers and she dissed him, he wasn't my friend when this happened but we started talking the day he saw me with her and he was like "Sam, since the day I got to this country no girl has turned me away. This your girl I swear she correct"

Someone said guys go looking for hot girls, when there are many good girls around, big lie! My girl is hot with that coca-cola shape and big ass just the way i love it, you decide what you want for yourself

Well... if you want a real woman, you might wanna search farther and further and just maybe you might get lucky.

dammytosh:

Have u ever thought about the service u get from Male and Female tellers in banks ?

Have u ever called DSTV customer care and compare the passion and depth of understanding females display comapre to their male counterparts. It is not all about sex or body, some females are just better at the job than most males.

You're retardeee! All the time I called Dstv when i was in Nigeria the only rep that gives me what i want and really knows what they are doing are the boys! They clear error codes with their head not their boooobs or backside.

If you own a company would you employ the thin looking young man that has potential or the sexy mermaid chic that will attract potential male customers? It's your choice.

Patsey:


So this happen even at post-primary school level? OMG. WASSCE students must be minors and the teacher, as an adult, acting in locum parentis yet shagging minors is simply a paedophile. He should be sent to jail. But this is Nigeria where ANYTHING HAPPENS AND PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH IT WITH IMPUNITY! VERY VERY SHAMEFUL.

Locum Parentis ko, Liquor Scrotomis ni, Mtchew! Shioor!

Have you Considered Teaodophile Insanity? Instead of your "paedophile & Impunity" Even spelling is wrong sef it is "pedo-phile"

Type wetin all man go understand oh jare! Moderator pursue this guy

Who on this earth has never had an unprotected sex should please step forward?? Anyone? So i thought. My friends it's only GOD that protects, even condoms burst open unexpectedly. (You stop sex and wear another right?) Well i know people who go press pause and play at the same time Lol.

Except the LORD watches the city the watchman watch but in vain.

Safe!

jidewin:
Kai that Elanra 2012 enter my eye anytime I see am for midrand.d car sleek no be small.but ol boy sofry sofry o.Haters plenty for SA seeing naija guys dey cruise sleek machine

My brother your head there oh jare! I don return the car sef go carry Brand New Kia Rio 2012 Tear Rubber! That car nearly put me for wahala. Your head dey there jare... Southy guys sef dey beef oh i think say na Only Naija!


I'm proud to be a Nigerian anytime! Dem girls here dig and one question i leave on their mouth is "Are you sure you're a Nigerian?" Makes my head bigging! Lol

Let's make a difference anywhere we find ourselves and give naija a better name! Peace!

efe22: You just sit here in naija or wherever you are now to talk poo of other countries. Since you were born, what have you contributed to Nigeria or where u reside now. I guess you mean making fast money through drug and other fraudulent ways in the UK. Talk is cheap

My dear friend, I don't do drugs, I'm not in the U.K Never will! What have i contribute to Nigeria? What have you contributed my friend? Shut it! In the next 50 years where will you be? Where will Nigeria be? Mtchew! Hopeless is hopeless there is no other word for it oh jare!

I go pooh all my pikin abroad, maybe they will help do the contribution.

Oni ranu!

pato405: that cube63 or whatever he calls himself is just sooo D-A-F-T!! his brain mass is less than a dice cube indeed.

I and your dad have a lot in common

khukhi:

when u leave guess how many peeps land! Good riddance to ungrateful rubbish.

Ungrateful? How? I make my money in the United States and spend it here, nah you guys are the ungrateful ones. Screwed shit outta ya girls anyways... that's the only fun part. Useless country!

I leave they land they find out the country is pooh and they leave again, they hardly stay and when they do, they look for exits trust me! It's so useless!

jmoore:

We have wheel barrow pushers in Aba that have bought their own cars.

Which kind car? Cars ranges from N45,000 to N35 M.

linkin8k: ℓ̊ have gotten admission for an msc in UK but ℓ̊ have heard a lot of people who complete their programme and yet to get a job (after spending close to 5mil). ℓ̊ am considering Germany which is cheaper but two years.

My question is which would u advice me to go for? Is job opportunity better in Germany for foreigners than UK? Does a German Msc certificate have much recognition? Thanks

Anybody thinking of going to the U.K is clueless. Nothing dey that side again!

pato405:


thread closed! that was spot on. you stole my thunder.

Mumu! I sorry for you Lol, Mtchew!

efe22: Wise comment. To add to this, the best way to enjoy oversea is go there and buy fast selling goods back here in Nigeria than stay there and wasting years.

You're naive! You make won't make 2 trips, everybody with same mentality why not create your own ideas? Na one person start pure water business for naija, i'm sure the person is out of business now. Naija with copy copy, that country can never grow except GOD intervenes.

pato405:


is car an achievement? everyone knows cars are one of the cheapest tins abroad

Depending on the type of car, i drive a brand new R300,000 car here. (N6 Million) Hyundai Elantra 2012, well it's not an achievement but any day anytime you can trade in your car from where you both it for just maybe 10% off the original price maybe all depends on the mileage.

And for someone who dey jump on okada for naija to dey drive any kind of car in sort abroad is a big deal. For me I'm a car enthusiast so don't blame me.

Soyedele1: I disagree with u on dat..our qualifications(university certificates) r recognised outside..d most imp tin is 2 knw ao to defend ur certificate

I don't like people like you, if you don't know something don't say it. Here in South Africa if you're a Waec holder and you never clock 25 men you go go back to their secondary school and burn at least 1 - 3 years.

They don't recognize shait! Even though we know book pass them.

Tootles!

khukhi:

Rhoo asumuntu woku phendulwa lo!

Your father! "Rhoo asumuntu woku phendulwa lo!"

Hiv Rhoo asumuntu all your generation, can't wait to get out of here anyways... time to upgrade! Useless country! (South Africa) That is.

The only black country in Africa that are racists to blacks!

SoJaded:
ma'am i'm sure u're of the generation that wrecked nigeria and then turns arnd to say in our times.....
why would you make such a silly and judgemental statement.

The "freecocoa" lady is a waste of space here on nairaland, i have seen most of her posts here on nairaland and she has some friends here too that backs her up. Senseless! The day you leave planet earth things will get better for all of us.

As for Nigeria i have given up on Naija a long time ago, my girl is a 300 level student in Unilag, she's joining me here next week, away from that country!. Nigerian educational system is a waste and not even recognized outside naija. A 6 months degree holder from a foreign school have more job opportunities anyawys.

Mtchewwwww! May GOD have mercy on Nigeria!

khukhi:

Oh Gosh... I just cannot believe this statement! you are paying that amount cause you are supposed to pay extra for the Hd pvr and perhaps you activated insurance as well. Get an exact statement online to see what you are paying for.

Mumu, what do you know? Insurance? Abeg if you no know something no just talk becos say you won talk. They are charging about R25 for dstv guide i canceled it still it doesn't change the fact that they are adding money every month. Abi na you dey help me pay or na you dey receive the bill ni?

I can't keep paying all these bills cos they repeat the same thing from the first of the month to the end, even live matches they repeat lol, i'd steak to my Apple Tv.

Ah na wa oh!

freecocoa: No mind me jare,I just wan do small exercise,wetin dey sup?

Freecocoapussea... Wait, like seriously, do you really think you're making sense? Serioussssly? Ah na wa oh! I had issue with someone else you poke-nosed and started insulting me, tells a lot about who you are, i will teach you a lil lesson.

kelz88: Cube, save your energy. This is Cocoa. . . . You won't win oh! Still wondering where she gets her yabs from.

Nah! she no reach abeg, i actually went to her profile to see if I'd be lucky to see her age she sounds 19. Na people like you dey feel this retard, makes no sense. My sister will sound better and more mature than this.

freecocoa: No mind me jare,I just wan do small exercise,wetin dey sup?

Your granny is celebrating her funeral, say me hi to her.

Local champion, you really think you sabi yahb?? I'm so sorry for you, your mates are out there making money and making a future you are here talking rubbiush?? I can't spell, really? Teach me abeg!

[quote author=freecocoa] Too late, e don already better for my family add fisi sef.

Picked this from one of your questions/post.

"I'm A Sexx Slave To My Dad,now I'm Pregnant Again Please Help Me."

Which person's father is a vagabond here? The one that keeps impregnating you for money ritual so you can cough money? Sexx slave, ehya now i understand your predicament, sorry you hear.

Sucide is the only solution for you and your miserable father, i hope you die trying to abort that abominable child of yours.