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steppins:
Op,
Like charges attract.
Like Tinubu and Buhari.

Comical, but it really got me thinking.

godsamist:
Friend its more than church going to be a good christain.
If may ask what's your personal enconter with God?
That is the dividing line..when you know Him the,difference becomes clear.
Well on ur question,it depends your destination,for me am close to LASU via iyeno oba

Thanks, think I will be looking more into that ( my personal relationship with God). LASU is not too far from me, but let's limit it to here now, will pm you if need be.

crackhaus:
Ahh good, you're not gay. . . I had a crazy thought that this was the only vile and unspeakable thing another boy could teach you in an all-boys seminary, apologies.

I don't understand what you mean by you need their resources - you can't survive without their patronage or sell your data without personally meeting them?

Okay let's agree you have to meet them, you don't know how to refuse sexual advances from married women?

Warding them off, though a little bit hard, is what I've been doing all the while, my worry is repetition of the same thing, its as if I keep running into them, not just one or two, does it happen to everybody like that?

godsamist:
Friend really feel for u accept my heart sympahte..Really love ur peotic systle of writing it made my day.
Down to siatution,pls at all cost visit your foundation..think back what u have doing knowing or unknowly,where you have visited in search of solution.
One has to be extral careful when visiting prayer houses,lot of wicked people town..talking fro experience.
Look for a really man of God the could break that barrier...God help .

Thanks Bro, guess it takes a poet to decipher another,any suggestion on who to meet? I'm not really into fetish stuff, just normal church going.

crackhaus:
Okay so you're gay and married women always want to sleep with you, am I on the right track?

Well the way I see it, you're already past the first step to solving your problem and that's admitting you have a problem.

Now stay away from married women and d1ck bro, it's as simple as that.

Thanks, but no, I'm not a gay,never tried and will never be, as for the married women, I need their resources, at least for now, avoiding them entirely might blow me out. How do I balance the two?

My life would have been smoother and more meaningful than what I am experiencing now. I’ve always thought that I’ve everything figured out, right from infancy till now, yet happiness is yet to be my companion. I feel unaccomplished, the zeal and motivation that pushes me is nowhere to be found, regret and loneliness has become my best buddies.
When I think of how I started and where I am now, frustration is not enough to describe what I feel. I’ve always blamed everybody apart from myself for my woes and misfortunes, to what end, more afflictions and sorrows.
Looking inward, it dawned on me that all along I’ve always been the architect and builder of my failures, all because I allowed the wrong people to stamp their poison into me.
Being naturally smart, physically appealing and outgoing, endearing myself to people’s heart was very easy, even before I took cognizance of my environment and my role as a human being. And to a large extent these qualities brought the good, the bad and the ugly, how I absorbed the bad and the ugly leaving out the good is still a mystery and one of my greatest regrets.
The weird thing is that everywhere I go now, no matter how hard I try to behave positively or pretend to be positive, I end up attracting the wrong people.
Few occurrences to buttress my point.
• Like so many other people I started selling SME data last year, tried to be honest and steadfast, always delivering as at when due, somehow by reference I started meeting a lot of married and single working class ladies. The twist is this, my married ladies customers are no longer interested in my data but my body, they want to bleep me at all cost, they won’t buy data except I’m physically present, this is not what I bargained for.

• I attended an all-boys seminary school, of all the people in the school and in my quest to end up in good hands, I chose our chapel prefect now a Rev, to be my school father, guess what? He ended up teaching and inculcating in me habits that are too vile to be mentioned here, with this disease called addiction, which I’m yet to find how do break away from.

• And so many more

I just don’t know what to do, how do I avoid these destiny killers, I really need to know??

@op, try to be taking at least a cup or sachet of water first thing every morning, also as one of the persons above suggested, increase your fruit intake, especially oranges. Within a week, you will be fine. cheers.

No regret or congratulatory mail or text, yet we were asked to stay back. Its alright.

Chai, I will never forget this experience. One day during evening prep in my SS1, while everybody was in the school block jerking, I was in the hostel with my alobas, searching for garri and milk to soak, all of a sudden the whole school went dead silent, the noise emanating from the school block instantly vanished. Being a sharp guy I peeped through the window to know whatsup, lo n behold , our principal, teachers and prefects were coming down to search for defaulters like me. Without telling any of my friends, I just jumped window and started running towards our chapel, my friends didn't even ask why I was running and followed suite, only that they ran to the direction of our principal. Once I entered the chapel, I started telling myself that I have made it, only to hear a voice from downstairs "I saw somebody ran into the chapel" choi, I won't surrender now, with my head working at 1000% accuracy I dashed to the alter, hoping to hide under the holy communion table covered with curtain, without knowing that out principals dog was already there before me defecating, as I put my head to hide under the table the dog barked and almost bite me, God!!!! I was dead and alive, my whole body covered with goose pimples, I started shouting holy ghost fire, my father! Jesus! and started running back, by then our principal and others had entered the chapel, all of them started running back without even asking what was pursuing me, that was how every body scattered that day. Can't stop laughing when I reminisce on what transpired that day.

0803

Warming up for the match against our opponent

My people please I urgently need to replace a blackberry 9850 (torch 3) for someone but I don't know where to get it and the price, any help will be appreciated.
The phone must be brand new with complete accessories. I am in PH. Please if you do, just send a message to 08132914733 and I will call back immediately.

Thanks.

Oh, do we still talk about love, to me it doesn't worth it, because its just a cycle. Always starts with attraction, then you start spending more time with him/her, likeness sets in, progresses to love, oh what a great feeling, nothing counts anymore, d best gift from nature, sacrifices, disappointments, commitment etc. Now you are fully attached, the world stops when he/she is away, why go through all the stress. All of a sudden, normal things you can do becomes too hard, you start seeing the world through his/her eyes, fear sets in, her/his every movement starts to count, you become possessive and jealous, you start thinking about only them, gradually you are becoming violent ....................Gbam!!! You are out again searching for love . It doesn't worth it.

swap with infinix zero and cash......

c.ezeobi@yahoo.com

Port-Harcourt

BillBurBerry:
Check ur emails and phone. Some messages were sent this afternoon. Anyone here recieved?

Please my email is c.ezeobi@yahoo.com, I have not received any mail from philip consult, only got the text, I'm supposed to be writing in PH. Can I still get the mail, its almost 2 days to the verification and exam. Pls help me out. I can't remember my application code.

OP, 99.9% of posts on olx (gadgets and electronic section) are not real. That's all.

For those who cares, jara plus is real, but I don't advice anyone to migrate or to patronise OP.
This is what you need to know about the MTN JARA PLUS.

It is a Test launch campaign.

The main objective is to run a business pilot test. This test campaign will offer  eligible MTN prepaid customers 200% bonus airtime on every recharge of N100 and above for national voice calls, national SMS and PAYG data only.

The mechanics of the test campaign are:

1.              Eligible customers will receive 200% bonus airtime on every recharge of N100 and above.

2.              The face value of the recharge will be loaded in the customer’s main account, and the bonus airtime in a dedicated account.

3.             The bonus airtime will only be valid for 14 days.

4.             The bonus airtime will be available for national calls, national SMS and PAYG data only.

5.             All calls, SMS and Data will be charged from the customer’s main account as soon as the bonus airtime is exhausted or expires.

6.             National calls will be charged at the same flat rate of N24/minute (40k/sec) from the customer’s bonus and main accounts.

7.             Eligible customers will be able to opt-in for this test campaign by dialling the USSD code *409# or sending a short code 409 to 131.

8.             Eligible customers will opt-in free for this campaign.

9.             Eligible customers will receive the following notification message after successful subscription for this campaign:

“Welcome to MTN Jara Plus! Now you can enjoy 200% bonus airtime on every recharge above N100 to call all networks.”

 

“Welcome! Now you can enjoy 200% bonus airtime on every recharge above N100 to call all networks.”

10.          Eligible customers will dial the normal USSD recharge code *555* recharge pin # to receive the bonus airtime

11.           Eligible customers will receive the following notification messages upon successful recharge:

“Account recharge of Nxxxx was successful.”

“You have received Nxxxx as bonus airtime. Bonus is available for national calls and SMS and Pay-As-You-Go data. Please dial *556# to check your bonus.”

12.           Eligible customers will be able to check their main and bonus accounts balance by dialing the usual balance enquiry code, *556#.

Your Jara Plus balance:  main account Nxxxx.xx.  bonus account Nxxxx.xx valid till DD-MMM-YYYY

13.          Eligible customers on the MTN Jara Plus test campaign will enjoy a weekly bonus of 10MB of data when they recharge with NGN100 airtime or more. The data bonus will be valid for 7 days from the time it is awarded.

14.          Once, eligible customers  recharge their accounts with N100 and above , they will receive a data bonus notification message in addition to the usual successful recharge notification. For example:

You have received Free 10MB Data. Dial *559*2# to view your data bonus balance. Bonus expires on dd/mm/yyyy.”

15.          Ineligible customers will receive the following notification message when they opt-in for this test campaign:

Sor Sorry, you are not eligible for this campaign. Watch out for other great offers from MTN.

There are lots of options you can chose from, depending on the network you use. If you want to use mtn, which is reliable, fast and pocket friendly, you can get it from me. 1gb data that last for 30days is 1200naira, which you can pay for with recharge card or bank transfer. If u are anywhere around PH, come to my office at smart phone hub, garrison or choba, otherwise, u contact me on 08038143431,and I will transfer d data to you asap.

abdomos:
Log out fem chrome and use Mozilla

Tried it but was told I'm already logged in somewhere, there number finally went through, rectified it, but I was left with just 10mins. Even turu bom turu bom could not help me. And d questions were very cheap....................WTF

please oh, I'm using google chrome, there is no next button, I'm stuck on the first page. Been calling there number, but is busy, sent mail to them no reply, my time is almost exhausted and I'm still stuck on the first question. WTF

E, cos he ain't got a place to hide.

I'm in PH, how do I get d Q10, is it pay on delivery ?

Call or whatsapp 08038143431 or 07010198272

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Just enter and drive away...

millos:
There was a school called "University of Port Harcourt"

Uni portorportor:ochi atogbuem

Pls forward to c.ezeobi@yahoo.com. Thanks.

MTN data: 750mb @1000naira, 1gb@1200naira voucher and bank deposit. 2gb @2200naira, 3gb@3200naira, 4gb@4200naira, 5gb@5200naira. Call or whatsapp 08038143431 or ping 2A3B482A. GMC communications PH.

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All I need you to do is to decipher the motive behind his intention to marry you, is it because he loves you or because he sees you as an educated asset who will be bringing money for the familys upkeep? If its d former, then factor in your ability to cope with him for life, you might be 30 with a kid, but my dear imagine living the next 40years without love. Fear, the greatest theif of happiness, don't let it lead you into a life of sorrow. Answer these questions, it will help u to make the right decsion.1, what is the worst thing that will happen if you don't marry this man? (U will remain single and happy, concentrate more on ur career etc), 2, what is the best thing that will happen if you marry him (you will have more children, have a husband and "probably" a happy home etc).3, what is the worst thing that will happen if you marry him( miserable life till grave etc) 4, what is the best thing that will happen if you don't marry him(). The decision is yours to make.