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🚨 **EXCLUSIVE: Reno Omokri’s Green Card Just Got Red-Carded—Straight to Murtala Muhammed!** 🚨

Breaking wind from Washington: Reno’s visa has been revoked faster than he switches allegiances after a cabinet reshuffle. ICE agents reportedly stormed his duplex yelling, “Sir, your H-1B says ‘Social Media Pastor,’ but your W-2 says ‘Professional Bench-Warmer.’ Pack light—your 47 boxes of expired loyalties won’t fit in overhead.”

Insiders whisper the final straw was Reno’s LinkedIn headline: *“Chief Defender of Whoever’s in Aso Rock This Week™.”* Homeland Security flagged it under “National Security Threat: Chronic Flip-Floppery.” Bonus points: his tax returns list “income” as *“Likes, RTs, and IOUs from dumped administrations.”*

Arnold’s genocide-denial receipts? Printed, laminated, and stapled to the deportation order like a participation trophy. Reno’s last tweet before Wi-Fi cutoff: *“This is Obama’s fault! Or Biden’s! Or Tinubu’s driver—someone retweet!”*

Flight itinerary: Economy, middle seat, next to a goat. In-flight movie? *“How to Lose a Visa in 280 Characters.”* Tinubu’s office issued a statement: *“We wish him safe travels… to anywhere but here.”*

Touchdown in Lagos scheduled for 3 a.m.—perfect timing for Reno to audition as the new voice of *“Welcome to Nigeria, your visa has expired.”* 🎤✈️

#RenoAir #DeportationLoading #TinubuSentHimPacking

Ronu data boys are on full throttle , posting fake news. They just finished with kumuyi and now it's adefarasin

janda1:
How were you productive in career, nacking every day

In his memoirs , a colonial master said black Africans only care about food and sex. The op is a clear example of that

ZombieDredd:
Hope mynd will not close this thread

I see him going round closing all threads on this matter

is he the nairaland police

Why can't you meet with the president of the United States

This is a very good development

About two weeks ago, I had a vision in which I saw the Coastal Road Project being commended as a solid and strategic development initiative. In that vision, the project stood out as a well-executed and meaningful contribution to national progress. I even found myself feeling genuinely pleased with President Tinubu for this achievement — and this is coming from someone who has often been a strong critic of his administration.

Since that experience, I have chosen to refrain from speaking negatively about the project. I now see it as a commendable step in the right direction for our country’s infrastructure and future growth.

Wike name must dey there that one sure me die

Great woman. Dear rest well

All I can see is that may Nigeria succeed

Stanbic IBTC money market fund is already taking 10% for over 4 months now

This is good but the game changes if corruption persists

I second this narrative

Great move. If they don't go, please pass it to us

Men of greatness . Stay blessed

Number 4 can never happen

You deserve a ban based on your post HISTORY and general mindset

VeeVeeMyLuv:
My post was that people from one part of the country go to other parts and be law abiding citizens

While others go to other parts to literally harm their host

The bot kept banning me

Nairaland is great nowadays. And yes when I make tribal post I get banned too. And I love the ban and post cancellation. If your ads have zero erection, then you need a graphic designer

There is no better time to arrest Reno mumukri than now

It's a normal thing in politics to first develop your constituency b4 other places.

tete7000:
So Okowa was voted for only Anioma and should have developed only Anioma enclaves. Corruption runs deeply in Nigerians no doubt.

I am tired ..

Enilokan

Lol. So nairaland also does farming ? This looks like clickbait

kingthreat:
One thing I am sure of is that is next marriage would be less than 2 Million naira.

mine was less than this

The guy was "zero erection"

immortalcrown:
Telling us why the marriage ended is more important than telling us the cost of the wedding. The cost of the wedding is never the reason the marriage ended.

Wedding reception quality does not determine marriage quality.

The poorest marriage can begin with the richest wedding reception, while the richest marriage can begin with the poorest wedding reception.

A poor marriage can begin with a poor wedding reception, and a rich marriage can as well begin with a rich wedding reception.

I keep using "Wedding reception", not just "wedding", because what is expensive is not wedding itself but the reception that follows the wedding.

Wedding reception is about public entertainment, not about the state of the marriage. Entertain the public well if you can afford to. But, don't use the entertainment to predict your marriage.

Lagos is a crime scene .. the place is something else