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funkyglitz:
I love the "hardly" word u used but boo and I are doing just fine in BTW different countries.....to all those doing long distance rship is all about your mindset and determination but if that tingly itch arises you just have to get busy to distract yourself and if you can't den scratch yourself by mast**ba**g

Don't worry, ur eye go soon open...U still dey do "boo and i" abi

@Fine gal @2nd picture

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]Best comment i have ever seen on nairaland...please tell them oo..Nigerian have to be wise[/size]

Birds of a feather.

Join me and praise the lord.

The money is too small jare

This is funny mehn

lolsss...dis got me really cracked up

Nice words of encouragement.
Lalasticlala this deserves to hit frontpage

lolzzzzzz

Craven:
First you doubted that the job ad was genuine, that it was a likely scam. Then it turns out that it was put up by a genuine bank, rendering your baseless assumptions wrong. And so you quickly turned around to play the 'bankers are slaves' card?

Funny.

Don't mind the clown.

essencestore:
You r welcome.

Stage1 (Workforce Apt.Test)
Stage2 (Business Writing Test)
Stage3 (Screening Interview)
Stage4 (Panel Interview)
Stage5 (Senior HR Interview)
Stage6 (Medicals)
Stage7 (Training School)

*Stage4 and 5 are always scheduled in the same week but Two subsequent days e.g Thursday&Friday.

Thank you.

essencestore:
Congrats!
Its basically Documentation and a brief interview with Two HR staffs.
1)After submitting the requested documents, You will be given a form to fill (Employment form). So get three of your Referees' details before the day.
2)You will be given slips of diff random career questions.You have to choose one of the questions for presentation during the interview session. E.g mine was (My career goals and how I have achieved/how I intend to achieve them)
3) In the interview, the first question from them was "Can we know you please". Just summarize your CV.
4) And they will surely ask you how/why you applied to sterling bank and few other personal interview questions like "Do you know anyone working in sterling". Relative or Friend?
5)Then you will be told to present your chosen "Topic". Practise the topic you chose before you are called in. You will have around 10mins. Make sure your phone battery is full cos you ll need "google" for swift research. (That morning, I had a LowBattery,it was a minor setback for me).
6) Make sure you ask them questions when they ask "Do u have Any questions for us". If you don't have any "Just thank them for the Opportunity for them granting you an interview session"
7) Just be composed and confident. The screening interview was Two Candidates per interview session. So you might have a fellow applicant sitting with you in the interview room.

Thanks bro. Ur too much. Please, one more question. After this screening interview, what next?

bxcode:
When is yours coming up?

I got the effective communication success sms so i'm awaiting the screening interview invitation.

essencestore:
Yes..done the screening Interview.

Good...please kindly share how it went with us. I got the effective communication success sms so i'm awaiting the screening interview invitation.
Thank you as u response

PrinceRhaeger:
hmmmm, silence of life, e be like say they kidnap all d people way go do interview yesterday; Lolzz.

Guy, azin ehn...well, let's chill for those who have today sha. I wish tuesday guys (xmileeasy and boik) all d best. Make una remember to come share when una come back biko.

fishierichy:
Y cnt i share. Life is shrt my fwend. Tellin u wont change my fate. 2 ur questn, d screening interview was basically 2 see ur original nd copies of ur credentials. Den we wr all given diff questns 2 prepare nd present wen cald in 4 d interview. Questns lik, wr u see ursef in 2yrs? Y do u wan 2 wrk 4 sterling? Ow wud ur educational background fit in2 d job role?? Normal interview questns. So wen u ar cald in, u ar asked 2 introduce ursef, den mk ur presentation. Den a brief chat. Nd dat was all. Gudluck all d way nd hope i av bin of great hlp??

fishierichy, please is diz the last phase of the recruitment process before going to training school or diaz still anoda interview afta diz one?

essencestore:
Wrote the same day too, got a feedback after 7days (Oct 15)..But yet to be scheduled for an interview.

Have u been invited now?

He needs Jesus in his life

Halleluyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

charlie42:
Is it possible dey are looking at you as your are doin d test?

lmao...see question

Tip to reduce weight,
First turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.
Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

Thank me later.

Amazing!!!

I tink the topic sudda bin "advice for ladies planning to marry" coz we niggas aint got nothin to do wit diz shiiii. we busy making money.

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still waiting patiently

Oyind17:
the thing fat o

fat and short.

You have a high Libido if you see it in 5 seconds or less

U no lie jere

Chubhie:
I prefer much older ladies. The young ones lack depth. If you found her and she vibrates at your frequency, regardless of her earthly age go for it. Some souls are ageless and evergreen. The best of them are those of them that take care of Body,mind and soul that when they tell you their age you gonna doubt.

I feel u bro...bt honestly i really wish i cud have one or two married folks who really are into diz system to share dia experience wit d house including the pros and cons.