₦airaland Forum

jawalis:
Why are you replying him bro. Thanks you anyways for borrowing him sense. I said she’s fat. That’s all I said and those fools up there started ranting like I said something bad.

Who’s your bro?
My statement is indirectly reprimanding you.
Being fat is like.. growing a beard, or having a leg.
Since it was the only thing you noticed.

uchman:
Someone's wife?
Home training is needed here...

But isn’t she fat?
One thing I’ve always pondered upon, why are fat women empowering, or something to be ashamed of but fat men are just fat?

Hndrrxxx:
My girl getting on my nerves, I ain't going home ��

Great

This our country.

Prop.

Apprentice360:
that's what they called "opo inu" in my place..... it happens to woman a lot, especially when they should've give birth...... and in some occasion guys, I don't know the reason for that of man, but I once experience it....... here is the solution..... there are many concoction that Chase opo inu away.... one of them is ORI MALU, that #100 bottle gin..... secondly, MAC DOWELL and salt..... thirdly PETE OMODE( Kid sugarcane) that used to grow around river places.... if it doesn't vanish in two days time...... kill me!

Ah bèni.

Kobojunkie:
Since you say that you have a large belly button, and you mention the flushing sound in your stomach, as well as objects moving inside the cup of your belly button, I suspect it may be linked to umbilical hernia or something like that. I suspect that from time to time, you feel your belly button harden as well. Have you been to a doctor to complain about the belly aches and the problem you notice with your belly button? Mention the word hernia while you are at it.

Thank you

XXLMANDIGO:
The sum mentioned in the post is mouth watering and at the same time headache inducing.

Whoever needs a competent Solicitor should contact me. Government & corporations are not left out please.

You are advertising contrary to the rules of RPC. I don’t think you’re competent enough if you’re doing this. Take heed before somebody comes to investigate and suspend your license.

Nn

Jakumo:
If you can feel worms moving anywhere inside your body, the quick way to kill them all within one day is IVERMEKTIN tablets, of which you should take just four, all at once.

If, say a week after taking four IVERMEKTIN tablets, you still have the sensation of worms still alive inside your body, or just beneath your skin, check with your doctor first, and then DOUBLE the dosage to EIGHT tablets of IVERMEKTIN.

In Nigeria, Ivermektin tablets sell for 100 naira each, and are available in most pharmacies. Please, reply to this thread after you have tried this medication, to report on the effects of the Ivermektin.

Be advised, that when you take Ivermektin, you are likely to have a few scary dreams at night, and possibly a short temper during the day. Those pills are extremely powerful, and they will have a temporary effect on your mind, which will taper off a few days later. If you do have worms, or any form of internal parasite, Ivermektin will kill all those unwanted guests with absolute finality.

Sincerely.

Period007:
Tell me where I sounded daft,I just told u nothing but the truth.
U complained, they gave u a test to run, instead of running those test u ran to nairaland and started complaining

Because according to my write up; I wanted to find out if all of the tests were absolutely necessary for my predictament — seeing that I had limited cash with me, and also due to the suspicious way the pharmacy reacted after trying to find out the names of the tests, plus the illegible write up he issued to me. Are you satisfied now, sir? Or you still need my attention?

Fortissimo502:
The first test looks like Widal which is for typhoid.

The middle test is for the bacteria Helicobacter pylori which is typically ulcer related.

Can't decipher the third.

Thank you very much. I’ve begun medication. Closed my eyes and spent money for the three tests, and it turned out that the only problem I had was excessive cluster of gaseous substance in my stomach.

Plus I didn’t deworm properly, which I was advised to do later on.

Period007:
Nigerians and their negative mentality and perceptions,u don't even know what the tests are yet u have already condemned them.
1.Malarial parasite & Widal test(for typhoid which can present as stomach ache)
2.H pylori (bacteria that causes ulcer which present as stomach ache)
3.Occult blood
Please we Nigerians should try and have positive perception about our illnesses and therapy

Good morning dearly beloved. You sound daft. I mean, a bit like you’ve got perception problem. If that’s the case, I wouldn’t advise you to reread my write up because it would be of no use.

bestabigaelever:
Go to hospital
Stop going to pharmacy

Alright. How much do you intend to send for the trip, let me consider sending my account number.

Dominique; Sissy3
Thank you.

Now, I’m suspecting there’s a kind of worm in my stomach that dies but keeps returning, I’d like to find out which exactly, and how to go about this and expel it permanently, also the boiling sensation persists.

You sir, are a tribal bigot. This comment is coming in reference to a certain reply you left on an ethnocentric post made by a fellow Nairaland user with a mindset like you.

You are trying to instigate hatred and tribal bigotry, yelling and passionately pleading for a tribal war. How low can humans go?
What exactly do you hope to achieve with that comment you left? They should kill all the members of a certain tribe in a certain part of the country, so that the victims would retaliate and then a full blown war would erupt — and you’re happily adding a laughing emoji to such a comment.
With the year of registration shown on your profile, I find it easy to conclude you’re an adult, a grown up man in this country, hell, probably struggling to make ends meet. Which leaves me shuddering at the thought that I may have possibly walked past you on the street, according you every respect I give to elders, not knowing the kind of evil intentions you are beholding in your heart.
I weep for the false hope of unity of this country being torn apart by citizens like you.

I love you dearly, I am not from your part of the country, but I’d never, ever wish for harm to befall you, or any of the others from any part of this country. You know why? Because we’re all humans. And at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.
Not these so-called imaginary differences being put up by certain members of our community that are only benefiting them.
Stop and think. I wish you well — scratch that, I wish you what you wish your neighbours.

wealthyhenry:
Let us share the craziest things we've ever done when under the influence of alcohol. Here's mine.

During my first year in the university in Ghana. we were organised a welcome party by the school, usually called Akwaaba night. so my PH friends who were already into drinking and partying even before they came to Ghana incited me to drink, and i took just 2 bottles of star. Low and behold my brothers and sisters i started seeing angels. I walked up to a very beautiful girl sitting by the bar and started rubbing her thighs in a manner that's suggestive that she's a prostitute, meanwhile she was just another 100 level student like me. I was rubbing her thighs, even trying to enter her most holy place, whiles telling her to come home with me., and that i'd do her well. What i would never do ordinarily. This lady took offence and landed me a dirty slap that reset my brain. Me weh dey gentle and calm by nature come wan retaliate o. my friends come dey hold me. i come dey shout dey tell the girl "You be ashawo". "F*ck you". See girl weh i wan help sef"...

The next morning my name was on everyone's lips, My friends making jest of me that just 2 bottles of star turned me into a commando I swore never to take alcohol beyond my threshold.

Let's hear the craziest thing you've ever done under the influence of alcohol.

Listen.

I’ve been silently observing topics on this forum, but I don’t know why I’m forced to comment on this one.

From your story and your reactions towards alcohol, it’s pertinent that you get yourself checked.

You’re a potential rapist.
Alcohol only loosens us and brings out our innate desires.
Who and what you want to be only surfaces without any restraints when we’re drunk.