₦airaland Forum

Africa, ! So good to be home!!!
Africa, ! You're calling my body, my spirit, my soul!!!

A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window.

He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."

"I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner.

"I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" said the man.

"O.K. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." said the owner.

So the man went out and came back an hour later.

"H-here-sss your m-m-money." said the man.

The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out.

The man came back in two hours and said, "Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money."

The owner said, "This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?"

"W-welllll," said the man, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t-t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?"

Meaning?

Tmoni:
do re mi fa so la ti do

do ti la so fa mi re do  

Hey watever

   Kay how is it with u?  

Cush's here  

cabali:
y'all lay off cush!!!

Thanks dawg  . You always got my back 

And what's wrong in here?

dominobaby:
I aint against it man, just taking note of all that's being said. Lol. Nigerians. . . .

Fortunately for me, i ain't a Nigerian

dominobaby:
But cush, thought you had since changed to mtn, so how come you say celtel for life?

Yes i do have MTN, Glo and Mtel lines but i never use them.

Why are you so much against me Kay?

Nothing but reality baby

Free:
i hate ya'll

But i love you. Don't forget that  

There are no controversies baby

sure?

Hmmm what?

;d

Hey watever Sup?

Free watever

No diggity, no doubt

Celtel 4eva!

Who's confusing him/herself?

You guys should go get some sleep

False

tpbm is a crazykid

Nopes! You don't

Who are you asking?

Y'all know nothing about Celtel. You guys are just going about it blindly.

But whatever it is,


Celtel 4eva!

Why don't you answer that yourself?

I don't think so

I'm going nowhere

What do you mean Kay?