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Why are you repeating questions?

Whats scary? My story, number 7, or me?

Whats scary jaygal? This's 4 real! Anyway, if you believe this, you'll believe anything.

Free browsing and mms? Thats news to me! I must say i've been a very loyal celtel customer but it seems nothing good is happening. I'v since gotten an MTN line.

@ugochick, wh did u get ur nnpc invitatn n how??

Are you outta questions?

What is "wht" ?

Know what?

What do you mean?

Yes, you have a point there

Know what?

Celtel is here to stay. We have so much faith in Celtel. Very soon others will begin to see pepper

It is Babagana Kingibe or Victor Attah

My vote goes to Babagana Kingibe. Him or no one.

It's a scam no doubt. Just ignore them. I even read a warning on the papers sometimes ago from Chevron that they have nothing to do with it.

Do you wanta see me?

Do you think so?

Was hayprof talking to you?

> Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
>mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color
>of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child
>thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing
>black?"
> ~~~~~~~~~
>
>A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
>could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
>"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me
>be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and
>fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up,
>brushed herself off, and started running again! in. As she ran she once
>again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late, But
>please don't shove me either!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The
>first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
>calls it a poem, they give him $50. The second boy says, "That's
>nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a
>song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My
>Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and
>it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no
>male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
>service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I
>don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you
>had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
>with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby
>sitter."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
>five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
>father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches
>us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one
>little boy answered, Thou shall not kill."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
>including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
>told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the
>week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she
>said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have
>pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong
>preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about
>all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa
>Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.

Whatever the case, we still maintain that NOKIA is the best

I'll go for Omotola anytime, anyday. I mean she's got it all

My Prerogative - Bobby Brown

Yeah you're right. It even gives heartaches

What are you talkn about?

If you want both taste and style go for Nokia

Yes, you can send SMSs to all the networks. But you can't send it outside Nigeria.

I've talked to their CCCs several times about activating gprs but they always tell me they are not authorized to do that or they have not launched the service.

Bros, mtel is a complete waste. I've since drained down my sim down the sink

But cabali aint new

Nope, i cannot browse with my mtel. I've been looking for their GPRS config settings but couldn't get it. Though i send free text messages but after Transcorp took over, whenever i recharge, my account will be wiped out completely. I was told buy their customer care consultant that i'll pay for all the past free text messages i sent. I laughed at him.

That will be taken care of. Give me your number and i'll give you a call with 0804

Wassup esly, ?


People

Wassup esly, ?


People