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[quote author=Lorlaahlozz]True talk e.g dickdastardly . Living witness ; @cushycute

DickDastardly: U mean this great ife?

You're funny, in the way that you make people laugh at you. #dollophead

DickDastardly: #singing ur school anthem
"Our school is......"

Nah lie! Una school no get anthem. If dem get make sleep now, nah only Great ife (OAU) get well recognized school anthem

BoiledCorn: so any one he fire me go hit you first as I no get strength

Lazy ass! I hope she rocks u wella b4 any1 hits una

DickDastardly: All dis mago-mago students wey dey use counterfeit pay school fees
Na advised-to-withdraw remain, as una GP don flat finish like punctured tube

See this one wan dey form say u go better schl! If I hear ehn? Shey no be u be that boi don't let's blow the whistle here okay? Now be a nice boi and go to cage

DickDastardly: Fatality!

E pain u abi? Oya no cry ( robs head) just grant me that request ..... Ur absence

Dickdastardly need a favour from you and only u can provide it. U can be use not ur di*k








I want








Your





Absence

fattbabakay: Awo ke? U be #TeamOAU ??

Oh yeah OAUsaysNO tins #Moremibabe

DickDastardly: I'm interesed in that part that said "watch movies with dickdastardly", but i must be on my full safety kit

Ebola no dey show for face

Oh no can't even sit wit u! Checked out ur pictures and my opinion; u should get a lincense for being Ugly dude! I do fine dudes only

DickDastardly: U give up and i go to bed

Oh no u go to cage; u know u shouldn't be playing hide and seek now cos no one will look for u

BoiledCorn: you are a lady, please stop.

Boiled corn / maize u should tell that to dickdastardly. moreover if dare put mouth again I will Pop u and eat u while I watch movies with dickdastardly

sainty2k3: Wowo girls a always try to make up for their lack of beauty by adding prefix or suffix to thier name e,g cushyCUTE. Na so u wowo reach, Nl self no fit upload ur picture.

Oh ! Is that sainty ? Congrats boi , heard u went for a dog show and u won

DickDastardly: Na wao!
You escape Shekau for Chibok, come go enter Mr Sawyer hand.
How manage? Had i known dey always come last, you for chill for sambisa small

smh, u mate dey bed

Abeg no slap with bare hands o! Ebola is real, first wear glove. Still dey ponder upon how your name manage enter Mr Sawyer contacts list [/quote]Won't lay a finger on u so as not to contract it . Moreover how did u get her? Did someone leave ur cage open?

DickDastardly: Yeah, had to bail. Couldnt stand ur family pinsure

I for slap u but e go be animal abuse

$38, not too bad tho

do you have to leave so soon ? Awwwww and was about to poison the tea

DickDastardly: Ur nyash-hole hair don grow long sotee children dey think say na monkey tail u get

Oya hit me!

Dirty talk from a dirt filled mind. U better hide Nigeria waste management is on it way, make dem no dispose u

Uppercut![/quote] whole hand for neck

DickDastardly: Btw, u sure say ur name no follow for the list of pipo wey Mr Sawyer, abi suya meet for hotel for lagos?

I have 5 fingers u know? The middle is for you btw I hope I don't get banned else would give u the whole hand

ke people no dey yab your 3feet "height"
Self confidence crisis [/quote]Don't want dickheads born on Benin - Ore express(where most ACCIDENTS happen) seeing my pishure not lack of self confidence

Dickdarstar..... Its a pity ure trying to form Friday but blive me Ure like a Monday nobody likes you

Dick..... Or wetin u be? I get d feeling say u di*k no reach nah y u call ursef that nah. Just nah babes wey dey add cute for their moniker no too dey cute ;d

DickDastardly: Sis na yoke o! Na kid i dey dik

Why u tell am say yoke when u know say if no be yolk e go be joke and if she no yoke she go burden. Btw u be awo boi?

nairamaverick: who else notices the op's moniker and sex?

He might be an amaphrodite but prefers m for nairaland

I wish your wife is here too, to write her part. So inspiring .

This thread got me crying. So sorry about ur loss arsetalks. Am just grateful to God that I haven't and will not experience lossing a loved one.

Ahuitzotl: [color=#1980BC] Stop using hotplate!! [/color]

So what do you suggest we use?

Can't stop laffing at this

Wow! Congrats to them

My name will be mentioned someday #Ibelieve