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THE IGBOS' KEEP MAKING OTHER TRIBES IRRELEVANT COS OF THE WAY THEY EXCEL IN EVERYTHING... DAMN!!

I VOTE IVYY


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I VOTE IVYY

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That Ugly lanicky?? Mtsheew!!

I vote IVYY


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I vote IVYY

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Craven:
And yet you continue to seek me out and throw insults at me everywhere you go.

See, I figured out your routine already. Here's what you keep trying to do:

1. Try to get on my nerves by cooking up petty insults.
2. You assume that because I think differently from you and have different opinions from you, you're better than I am.

I don't usually do this, but let me take this opportunity to put you in your place.

You are a bitter and angry person. You revel in people's misfortunes just so you can feel better about your poor little self (weren't you excited on the Diamond Bank thread about 'people going down for other people to rise up'?). You spend all your time on Nairaland searching out old posts and trying to bring people down to your sorry level. And you're quite good at it too. You've been bitter for a very long time and so you know nothing else except for anger and bitterness. You are quite deluded to; you like to think your opiniom matters and that everyone is here to cater to you. Reality hasn't hit you yet, which is why you created that greedy post about wanting to work in Diamond Bank, work in an oil company and earn oil money, get a Masters degree abroad, all at the same time. You live in a world of your own, you're a dreamer, and I could tell you were very angry when I put you in your place. I know my words get to you, and it is why I continue to share them. Someone needs to knock some sense into that thick skull of yours.

Remember that post you mentioned me in where you claimed to be running your own business and how you'd throw change at me as you had tagged me a begger? https://www.nairaland.com/1114021/diamond-bank-test/258#44476781 That post is proof of how messed up you are in the head. You might have an education and a degree, but your character renders you poor. Behind that certificate is a shallow-minded boy. I feel sorry for you. And I find it very funny that with the N150,000 check you used to earn per week and all the businesses you claimed to be investing in, you're still struggling with the rest of us for a Diamond Bank job that might not even be.

Deluded liar!

I'm quite sure davide470 came across this post but chose to ignore it. He only replies when I put this spoilt little child in his place.

David, no matter your response, I'll continue to post my opinions regardless of your warped idea of what you think is right. Freedom of speech, right?

Buaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frus.tration at its peak!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha!!!!

Is it not really PSYCHOLOGI.CALLY HOLLOW of you to always lurk around the Db thread looking for whose comment you would reply? hellooooooooo!!! get busy with your 8k job while praying hard to pass the interviews and medicals that await you..... Who knows, you could be an HIV patient and you will be bounced from the process..... BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIV Patient like you!!
You could even fail any of the two interviews as stricter rules will be used now for the interviews cos they don't want much staffs...... SURPRISED? Buuuuuaaaaahahahahahhaaa!!!!!!


Training School is just the only step that awaits me cos by God's grace, I've successfully scaled through all those hurdles!!! Haaaaahahahahahhahahhahaaa!!!!


And for the umpteenth time, dear UR.CHIN, I am strictly into importation of edibles.... Who knows if you've even eaten one of the stuffs I imported, and added value to my pocket.... DB or no DB, I got ma MULAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Buuuuuuahahahahahahhahahahahhaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!



Poor kid like you with an 8k job!!!! HIV INFESTED BODY like you!!!


Ehyaaaaa! I never knew I gave you an assignment..... You sat down all through the month thinking and calculating my paychecks and my investments.... Buuuuaaaaaahahaaaa!
Poverty is really a disease!

Gassa007:
I'll still repeat it again, you sound like an illiterate.Must your life be based on the useless school you attended?? As if Dangote attended your school,didn't have time to waste on sickheads like you,sorry for being blunt too

My dear, don't mind that UR.CHIN called craven cos all he does is to talk t.rash everywhere he goes.

Craven:
"...based on the useless school you attended..."

So you can call my school "useless", but when a company disregards your school, you begin to cry about it on a sad thread. LOL! You see what you did? You're just as bad as this company you criticized so much. I find this ironic and funny.

Please, don't stop being angry, 'over-educated' person who wants to lay claim over a position in a another man's company.

Mr. Seun, please we need the LMAO emoji, pleaseeee!

Why do you always sound S.TU.PID everywhere you go Just the only meaningful job you have ever gotten in your life is diamond bank, that's why you go around making noise If it is not this person you are fighting today, tomorrow you are fighting another.

Quit seeking public sympathy while dishing out your TR.ASH.

#I_STAND_WITH_IVYY

The outstanding qualities of a Beauty Queen, are not measured on the short strip of physical beauty alone; the impeccable character and intelligence of the individual actually dignify the crown.

In this regard, I stand to wave the flag of the #IVYY_LEAGUE for Miss Nairaland 2016.

Keep it up Dear Ivvy. The crown abides by your dictates.


#I_STAND_WITH_IVYY

cuteguy007:
Hi... i may have to prove you wrong on this... i carefully followed the 2014 thread which you created, someone commented there saying that he had his medicals as at May 2013 and was invited for TS in January 2014. That's whopping EIGHT MONTHS. Even though Medicals expire after Six months, you know we live in a country where things function upside down. LOL!

Albeit, I thought you made it through during the 2014 recruitment.. please put us through as an insider. Thanks.

Somehow, i heard that there will be a massive sack in May, before they proceed with this recruitment.

I thought i made mention of the massive sack in May?? Hehehe... Courtesy of my Corper friend who's an insider.. Never underestimate anyone.. ...

After the whole sacking, some unaffected staffs will be promoted. Then, after the promotion, invitation to Training School will start rolling in.

So, expect your invites from July.

Well, my sympathy goes to the sacked staff members... But the reality of life is that someone must go down for another person to rise.. That is the reality that every Mature Adult should understand about human existence. There's no vacuum space in life for anyone to occupy. Not at all. Even the house where you live, some trees were cleared for you to live there.

Happy weekend y'all.

evolg:
26...U can submit ur CV @ d Head Office in Marina or Apply wheneva there's an Online opening.

Oh my dear.. God bless you.


Please are you in Lagos? Please can you help me submit at their marina head office?

Or guys, is there anyone elese in lagos who can assist me, please?

ebudizzle:
Its norm in DB, I asked around n virtually all d ETs recruited waited ova half a year b4 bin invited so relax n go abt ur norm activities, trust me! DBs d best to work for among oda banks in Nig n at d end twill b worth d wait

Bro, thanks for restructuring the message they sent in another way. But, all we want to know is WHEN....

Me, I am seeing December oh... Tell us "when" you are envisaging... lol

Salvame:
Infact, God will bless who ever that started sharing this past question.I am not writing any test but I collected it to take a look.My people I will not lie,for the 1st 2mins,I was like what is this?I was even surprised unlike me that loves attempting such brain cracking questions.I just had to calm down and read it carefully before I was able to answer one correctly.That one I got gave me the courage to start afresh and I got most of them correctly.Right now,it's so easy for me.
please if anyone has WORKFORCE,DRAGNET or GMAT past questions,please send to me.Salvanikki@yahoo.com.Thanks and God bless you richly.

Please dear forward to me too on berryane10@hotmail.com

evolg:
Really! Iono wot else to say bro. Bt jst be hopeful...lyk bg12 said "it happens like dt somtimz"

Please I've got some questions for you.

Good day @evolg... Please, what is the age limit for the Sterling Bank application??

And how can one apply?? Thanks alot. Awaiting your response

company500:
has anybody been contacted for interview? I'm very worried why its taking so long

Guy don't put your mind in this recruitment exercise before you die of High BP.... They took only 15 people from the whole world during the 2015 recruitment...
Just see this stuff as what you do for leisure.... If you don't have a comfortable job yet, just go about applying for normal jobs in 9ja.

My take though.

lucia34:
Had a similar experience in Wurukum market, Benue state. I felt so ashamed and the guy took off before u say jack robinson so I believe the story hook, line and sinker.

In benue state, sex is like saying "good morning" to someone. The state with the highest HIV patients in nigeria.
An average benue single girl has a child at home.
Benue! benue!!

mimzy:
Now I have to lol
Friends yes. *shakes hands*

Seen my mimzyfied PM??

mimzy:
awwww.. what are you contesting/did you contest for??

so sorry though. I wasn't aware. if it's still on, please let me know ok

I'm not really contesting for any stuff sha.. I only wanted to know how nice you are. Let's be friends...

mimzy:
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Mimi even after you checked my profile, u still didn't vote me

mirexxx:
does wet wipes clear dark knuckles?

Lol.. You're really naughty

benardnwaorgu:
E-ssakabaarr.....

Now i hope the Nigerian Movie Industry will not roll out series of movies on the new Abia Bakassi and the Fulani herdsmen??

Osofia as the Fulani herdsmen leader and Chiwetalu Agu as the Leader of the New Abia Bakassi.

Just saying

einsteine:
The source is Damco HR. It is an international graduate programme. Only about 40 worldwide and 1 from Nigeria.

WWAAAAAAATTT? ? ? ? ? ?!!!!

leexey:
Hmmmmm. Profit dipped to 5.66billion in 2015 from 25.49billion recorded in 2014.

That's really poor. I even read Mr Dozie is planning to reduce the Operational Cost this year. Hope say he no wan touch the salary oh. Lol!

Besides, it is a known fact that DB has huge investments in the oil industry.

Now that the price of crude oil/bbl has started rising again, won't they invite us for Training School??

Despite last year's poor economic headwind, Access Bank recorded about N55bn PAT for the year 2015. That's super impressive!

Let Diamond Bank send us to Training School!
The wait is long overdue!

Maybe we could bring in better proceeds

Hehehe! Management Accounting, success mail.

All glory to Almighty God for life, sound health and this opportunity.

Congrats to us.

omadolph:
I havent gotten any mail yet.

Same here. I took the test under Management Accounting.
What about you?

Please who wrote Mgt Acct but has not gotten a mail yet?
Or as well, who wrote Mgt Acct but has received a response from WBG??

Applied for Management Accounting... No mail yet.

Amen!

lynda24:
Hmmm,
Long wait...
4 days to go.....
Good news in Jesus name.!!!!!

uboma:
An International Development Organization is seeking applications from qualified Nigerian nationals for the following positions:

Procurement Specialist (Assistant)
Location: Abuja

Position Summary:
The Procurement Specialist (Assistant) is responsible for assisting with all facets of the day-to-day procurement requirements for a busy international development office. The scope of the position includes but is not limited to completing procurement-related paperwork, collecting quotations for goods and services, entering procurement information into the project database, managing inventory and conducting spot checks, completing inventory receipts and preparing payment requests. This position will be based in Abuja, with program activities expected to be carried out in the North Eastern states. Travel may be required.

Reporting & Supervision:
The Procurement Specialist (Assistant) reports to the Procurement Director.
Primary Responsibilities:
Primary responsibilities include but are not limited to the following:
Apply procurement and cost-competition principles and bids received for goods and services.
Ensure appropriate procurement actions and checks and balances for all procurement –related functions
In coordination with the Procurement Officer and Procurement Director, procure goods and services for program and operational functions.
Maintain and ensure compliance to developed procurement systems
Supply goods and services to project sites in compliance with project requirements
Ensure up-to-date and complete procurement files for all vendors for both operational and procurement supplies
In coordination with the Procurement Officer and Procurement Director, ensure that all goods and service procurement actions conform to internationally accepted procurement best practices and Nigerian law
Assist in regular procurement system audits and regularly review and verify market prices for standard items
Assist Finance staff with the budget reviews and monitoring against expenditures
Other duties as assigned

Qualifications:
University degree is required.
Minimum two years’ experience in procurement/logistics including contracts and service agreements
Thorough knowledge of internationally accepted procurement best practices
Proficiency with Microsoft office software: MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, etc. is required.
Strong analytical skills are required.
Multi-tasking with positive attitude is required.
Ability to establish and maintain effective, sustainable relationships with project staff and vendors is required.
Prior experience with international organizations or international-funded projects is highly desirable.
Experience working in a conflict environment is a plus.
Proven ability to work under pressure
Fluency in oral and written English is required.
Fluency in one or more of the local state languages in the North Eastern part of Nigeria is required.



Procurement Administrative Support

Location Abuja
Duration: 30 working days
Number of Positions: Two (2)

Position Summary:
The Procurement Administrative Support is responsible for creating and organizing hard and electronic files according to the IDO’s Procurement filing system. This position will be based in Abuja.

Reporting & Supervision:
The Procurement Administrative Support will report directly to the Procurement Director.

Primary Responsibilities:
Primary responsibilities include but are not limited to the following:
Label hard and electronic files by activity/identification number in order to index documents for filing.
Print and organize existing electronic documents and create hard files.
Upload existing electronic documents/files to the IDO’s database(s).
Scan all hard documents/files and upload to IDO’s database(s).
Other duties as assigned.

Qualifications:
• A minimum Diploma in relevant field is required.
• Minimum of 1+ years of generalized work experience and at least 6+ months of specific experience relative to the position are required.
• Proficient use of office equipment (printer, scanner, photocopier) is required.
• Multi-tasking with positive attitude is required.
• Good communication and interpersonal skills are required.
• Proficient at using Microsoft office software: MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, etc.
• Excellent record keeping and documentation skills are required.
• Flexibility and ability to work in busy environment.
• Multi-tasking with positive attitude is required


Method of Application
Applicants for this position MUST submit the following documents before 5th April, 2016:
A current resume or curriculum vitae (CV) listing all job responsibilities
A cover letter
Please reference the job title and location on the cover letter and resume or CV.
Alternatively, Please Submit Applications to:
PO Box # 20350
ATTN: Human Resources Office
Abuja FCT, Nigeria.

Or to the following e-mail address:
nigeria_recruitment@neri-nigeria.com

Only short-listed candidates will be contacted.

Has anyone here been called up for the "Procurement Specialist (Assistant)" Test at NERI Nigeria, Abuja?