₦airaland Forum

MhizDeedy:
Lol shey u wil come nd put it for me? Or did u think tz a guy or some learner that's cooking?

guys r bera cooks dan ladies!

midolian:
the guy never die o! Shebi sambo Dasuki say dem don use weapon wey GEJ bye silence am

no condition is permanent....

Hmmm.... One day we all must die.

What I want to understand smth...

Why is it dat wen d ladies asks us guys if we hav a gurlfrnd , we tell dem we just broke up..

And wen we ask d ladies if dey hav a boyfrnd, dey say yea...

Laffs...


Isn't it so hilarious hw guys dump dr girlfrnds so easily


Ladies, just so u knw, u r very much single.. Truth be told

ladyF:
lol if I don't wash the plates, who will ...Rats and roaches go finish the house ni! And madam will beat me sef

lol dnt woRry, oga will protect u

MhizDeedy:
Rice nd Turkey stew

lol I hope u won't forget to put maggi

ladyF:
Chai. Plates wey I dey wash everyday, na im dem kill person on top. This life sha.....

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

I no knw say u be house girl sha oooo

Prevents myself from laffn uncontrollably

MhizDeedy:
Lol thank God u said India nd re we in India? No! So shutup if m to pay groom

wat r u cookin anyways

MhizDeedy:

lol ah knw u like it already

MhizDeedy:
Lmao iffa hear, my dad as no business with my bride price,, it wil be received by my parents nd given to me

lmao.. In whch tradition dah one dey happen? No b ur mate for india dey pay groom dowry

Sammyblaq:
Am thinking of having all boys...
But if a gal makes it. She will be well trained.
#ipledge

yea in a convent

MhizDeedy:
Lmao wil u stop stalking me Hector? Lol

cuz I lyk findn ur trouble already.

MhizDeedy:
Lmao so all u do with ur time is to cram all d names of billionaires? Chai I give up



Just drop d bride price then u wil know

lol ur not d one am payn d bride price to. So chill.. Its gona enta ur daddy's pocket.. So nothing for u

MhizDeedy:
Lol haaaha tz normal nau, u know u ain't ready to mingle yet but u re just in d mood for trouble nd some adventure especially wen d place is too boring nd u know d guy is cute nd u just can't let him off without being naughty then u start d 'b8tch mode' when he comes to u, u flirt, laugh nd discuss after that u leave him without giving him anything . U ain't doing it cuz u re interested in him or something u r just doing it for fun

d lord prepareth a table for me in d presence of my enemies..


Its not me dah u will do dis one ijn.

MhizDeedy:
Lol my bride price is a billion dollars only

wat is ur father's name? Cuz I knw all d billionaires in nigeria...

Shutup... He was photoshoppd!

Photoshop

MhizDeedy:
Lol not now, don't worry wen I upload I wil tell u


Can u even cook sef? This 1 u re eating sandwich on a Sunday afternoon?

dats why I wana marry u nau... I can't cook...

MhizDeedy:
Lol hide my pic ke? How many times wil I tel u that d pic that was uploaded wasnt meant to be uploaded, I kept it cuz of sm1 or whose eyes wil be that big with wierd makeup .....I wil upload another later

lol nw please... I want to see ur smile

Nad makin sense

MhizDeedy:
Lol from my observation I av discovered that tz only short guys or poor guys that go after ladies with big everything nd since u ain't short, u re poor

yea yea... sweerie u dnt hav to hide ur pic foreva, I was only jokin wen I yabbd ur pic..

What? Omgosh... Did u cross that?

MhizDeedy:
Lol u av no beard

lol do u hav big ass? And big boobs?

Nice

6 babies

MhizDeedy:
M fine jare, u? Preparing to cook sef

am cool. Eatn a sandwich. Wow dats so cool, maybe I'l com marry u

These ladies will be surely great in bed