| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 8:02pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Speakdatruth:
guy, must u type in big font 2 express yaself? agony of a pained troll.
Yhu should understand hw losers react. |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Cutehector:
I swear, I hav neva seen anythn more romantic as this!!!!!! Bqlekan is da bomb! He killed it wen he wrote, he wants to meet mum... Other toasters just want to get under their babes pants....
Yeah that was nice  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by redgem(f): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by CLeAtHead(m): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
DharmyYhinks no vex na joke oh  .
No let all this Idiots twist am  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by KingTom(m): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl  19 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie [color=#990000]Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie To the love of my heart.. You could tie my tongue My lips, my teeth Split them into surrender Into a foreign language And I would still manage To cough up your name. You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row. And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you, Already said no to the parachute, With u m gonna be all out to face the world Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach. If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery I look at ur dp n smile I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry [color=#990000] M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang I'll be content in u I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard, No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum And above all u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame U got de prefect natural boobs U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex Dis did zeus see n craved to hera Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head. Tinking of u makes me wanna do things Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath encircling de already hard clits. I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully, I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged U eva had I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world. Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it. Whispering those dirty words of pleasures My tongue ain't staying put Gonna be rolling down ur skin Babe I'll make u beckon me To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering Is gonna be de best thing dat will Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color] I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss Oh I'll keep calm n love Cc Tohpahz Cc dygeasy Cc mhizkel 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
adeh39:
Lol.....na u sabi ooo
But the guy try wella sha na only bqlekan own I lyk, oda guys na crap dem write |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 8:05pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:05pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Danjuma827:
[b] [color=#00660I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous lady.. Adeh please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul.
I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing to you, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face?
The thought of you is so constantly with me that I find it difficult at any time to wholly fix my attention to the task I have in hand.
You are a model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Adeh, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.
Yesterday a tiny flower fell at my feet. Because it was of the kind you love, I saved its delicate life; and now, as its fragrance compels my notice, it seems, in its purity and freshness, a perfect symbol of you. At this point, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. ammonia, urea and iodine can't be found in you because, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey.
I love you more than anything you could ever think of. Below is a flower of love for us.0]. [/color][/b] *faints* |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 8:05pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Cutehector:
are u still using that line "you are the sugar in my tea?"
Huh so outdated and backwards..  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl Laaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwd av mercy.
This one av corrupt me finish.  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
redgem:
I ve heard i dnt believ u |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by bqlekan(m): 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
tohpahz:
Dayummm!! I swear iff i be mhizkel ehhnnn. 
Chai bqlekan compose for mi na.
Agoadiv please drop urs. tohpahz:
Dayummm!! I swear iff i be mhizkel ehhnnn.
Chai bqlekan compose for mi na.
Agoadiv please drop urs. wheesin:
agarawu23 post=36961545:
when things are real, ppl will read and understand.
this is lovely.
mhizkel don't tell me this lines will not win your hrt o  [/quote
[quote author=agarawu23 post=36961545]when things are real, ppl will read and understand.
this is lovely.
mhizkel don't tell me this lines will not win your hrt o Thanks all, actually, she inspired this
nah e di too much...now this is how i would write mine...although it would be a little more better..anyway u tried ..i give u 5/10 |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
agoadiv:
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie
[color=#990000]Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie To the love of my heart.. You could tie my tongue My lips, my teeth Split them into surrender Into a foreign language And I would still manage To cough up your name. You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row. And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you, Already said no to the parachute, With u m gonna be all out to face the world Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach. If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery I look at ur dp n smile I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry [color=#990000] M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang I'll be content in u I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard, No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum And above all u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame U got de prefect natural boobs U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex Dis did zeus see n craved to hera Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head. Tinking of u makes me wanna do things Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath encircling de already hard clits. I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully, I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged U eva had I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world. Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it. Whispering those dirty words of pleasures My tongue ain't staying put Gonna be rolling down ur skin Babe I'll make u beckon me To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering Is gonna be de best thing dat will Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color] I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss Oh I'll keep calm n love
Cc Tohpahz
Cc dygeasy
Cc mhizkel
nice one agoadiv, but u seem like urmore interested in avn sex wit her.... Will u rape her |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
softapples:
100% d best so far. S
SECONDED! THIRDED!! infact FOURTHET!!!
the *singing* stuff i like |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agarawu23(m): 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Cutehector:
I swear, I hav neva seen anythn more romantic as this!!!!!! Bqlekan is da bomb! He killed it wen he wrote, he wants to meet mum... Other toasters just want to get under their babes pants....
Cc: sassyb ae, gu rgle, ade h39 don't get it twisted. he might meet his mum and still dump her even if he go meet her ancestors |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
1 Like |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Johnnoah1st: 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
tohpahz:
Phewwwwww.. if u wait ur turn.. what would happen? / HEY! miss/mrs woman, u said we should post 19:50 and i posted 19:50, wats my fault here huh?. |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by MoneyOvaBiitchz: 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
agoadiv:
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie
To the love of my heart..
You could tie my tongue
My lips, my teeth
Split them into surrender
Into a foreign language
And I would still manage
To cough up your name.
You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row.
And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you,
Already said no to the parachute,
With u m gonna be all out to face the world
Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach.
If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return
Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros
Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery
I look at ur dp n smile
I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel
And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me
Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do
Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry
[color=#990000]
M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms
I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast
Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains
Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang
I'll be content in u
I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot
On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard,
No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here
Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude
I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum
And above all
u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame
U got de prefect natural boobs
U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away
U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex
Dis did zeus see n craved to hera
Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head.
Tinking of u makes me wanna do things
Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine
Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath
encircling de already hard clits.
I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt
Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully,
I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged
U eva had
I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world.
Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop
The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick
Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue
I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures
Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it.
Whispering those dirty words of pleasures
My tongue ain't staying put
Gonna be rolling down ur skin
Babe I'll make u beckon me
To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering
Is gonna be de best thing dat will
Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us
Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color]
I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss
Oh
I'll keep calm n love
Cc Tohpahz
Cc dygeasy
Cc mhizkel
[color=brown]gooossh.!
Can sumone plx summarize dat long post up
der for me... 3 Likes |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
softapples:
100% d best so far. S
SECONDED! THIRDED!! infact FOURTHET!!!
the *singing* stuff i like |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
softapples:
100% d best so far. S
SECONDED! THIRDED!! infact FOURTHET!!!
the *singing* stuff i like |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Cutehector:
nice one agoadiv, but u seem like urmore interested in avn sex wit her.... Will u rape her Chai  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by redgem(f): 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
stlaibrowne:
Alright dear just be patience I will make sure it worth the wait
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Speakdatruth: 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
my beautiful cherlene, we have a date here 2moro, just seeing d slot. since I have no contender, I will try making it a sweet experience 4u. hugs n hugs 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
when will my time come? thought it was supposed to be 7:20, now its almost 8:20 smh  |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl Jesus |
| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by tohpahz(f): 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by kinglekan: 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
MhizDeedy:
Awww Lekan it was supposed to be me
Awwww! But you were quick to divorce me and elope with wristbangle.
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cutehector(m): 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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| Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:11pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712:
dude, its all about fiction. dont take this shii too serious. Its all about tha fun mehhhhhhhhhhhn OK |
