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MhizDeedy:
Lol m not scared, m blessed. Re u blessed? Say to ur neighbor blessings shall never seize in ur life

lmao... I really hate dat thing... One sunday a pastor said, turn to ur neighbor and tell d person, I am better dan you... .. And d lowlife sittin next to me had the effontery to tell me he was beta dan me

IamLEGEND1:
O.k now na to plan how we go take lure her into our crib.

if u manage bring am come ur crib, i know one BABA wey go fit arrange some stuffs for us.

we go set trap for am... I'l be d bait... Den u'd storm in and kidnap her... Hope say d baba get enough charms...

MhizDeedy:
Lol Hallelujah smbdy.....y don't u go to church today?

wasn't prepared.. Will go in d evenin hopefully... Wah abt u?

MhizDeedy:
God knows who u guys re talking abt

lmao. Look who is so scared now.. Pfft

MhizDeedy:
That movie is too emotional for me, I don't want to cry, the pain nd d torture Jesus pass thru.


Nd it seems u re really eager to watch me slice u into halves

lmao.. D way u say it.. Slice me into halves. Makes me laff.. . Why did u think I followed u bak in d first place?

IamLEGEND1:
Then na to sign contract na...

we go dey exchange the parts every weekend.

coz if na bobby i want, i go fit play with my own.

no wahala

yommen:
ur too unreasonably intelligent.

u guys should please quit quoting me... Thanks..

MhizDeedy:
When m thru with those SAW torture on u, u won't be alive to watch passion of Christ nau

u should also try seeing this movie ABC's of death... So violentic...

IamLEGEND1:
Shuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

na wetin u want make i use the up part do?

cook?

na to cut am vertically na....

so everybody go get half of everthing.

u will play wit her bobby na... While I will play wit her thing.. If we cut her vertifally nw, no where to chook our prick insyd...

MhizDeedy:
When m thru with those SAW torture on u, u won't be alive to watch passion of Christ nau

ok we will watch passion of christ before saw...

misspicy:
Do I report him to the pastor or another member or do I confront him? Am lost on what to do

reportin him to the pastor will be d most dumbest move.. I suggest its wise u confront him and warm him neva to try such again.. Or u would gv him a slap right there in d church in front of everybody

MhizDeedy:
Av watched it already, I love d way dey kill, d torture, d pain, d way dy cut different body parts

I really want to try those moves on u

sweetheart, let's go and watch it... We will watch passion of christ too..

IamLEGEND1:
i get cutlass..

but chainsaw go accurate pass...

so we both get half of everything...

#IfYouzknowWhatAhMean

yeah. I"l collect d down part, u collect d up part...

misspicy:
This aint a cooked up or fiction story..it happened this morning service.

BeeBeeoh,you dont expect me to snap during church service,some of us have respect for God unlike you

ok. So wat should we do?

IamLEGEND1:
aaaahhh!!!!!

passion of christ ke?

i no go get mind to do anything after the film na....

by then guilt don chop me finish

lol, lmao.. Try watch am wit ur babe first.. She go love u scarra.. Babes want a guy wit d fear of God

IamLEGEND1:
mhizdeedy ?

GUY!!
why you wan try enter the place i been dey eye since.?

but na open market sha.....

so may the best man win.

two guys fightn because of a gurl... I don't do dah kinda shitt... Let's cut her into two.. One for u and one for me.. Just like king solomon's case

Urm adoption.... Urm... Well no comments abt dat... Until wen I get married

IamLEGEND1:
e be like say u no watch SAW wella.

bt e no matter.... to watch saw for inside dark room with bae go make sense.

she go dey try cuddle up bcoz of fear.......

In fact, you don give me idea wen i go on the hunt next time

legend oya pay me .. I jst dey laff una wey dey carry chick go cinema go watch movies like romeo and juliet.. Nothing go happen

Instead watch movies like saw, passion of christ...

Another attention seeker... So wetin u wan make we do abt am

IamLEGEND1:
now na wic bae dey ur scope?

mhizdeedy

Hav u heard of atomic bomb?


Will wipe out evry cell, atom in her body

IamLEGEND1:
Doctor.

but not with me oh.

so why u come dey ask me

IamLEGEND1:
NL's own resident pick-up artist.

but me no know say adeh99 been dey form for u na...

me been think say she na ur personal person na.

lol.. Imajine d conconbility

IamLEGEND1:
Shall we play a game?

whch kyn game biko

Gurgle:
yeah I would say I am romantic in my own way, not really with sweet words but with actions

dats sweet....

Suicide tinz....

IamLEGEND1:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

blood of god...!!!!!!!!!

#YabbingOfLife.

lol... Any nl bae dat tries to form, I"d remind her whr she comes from..

MhizDeedy:
If only it involves guns, red roses nd knives

cool.... My favoryt movie is SAW , would luv to watch it wid u

Gurgle:
hmm

im trying to picture it but I cant. just not my thing. unless I wrote it and never gave it to him

if I liked him I would probably bake some bread and give him

dats romantic...

Gurgle:
Lol call it forming, but I cant write a chap a love letter! Ah whats that

u can't write a chap a love letter cuz u aint romantic..

IamLEGEND1:
hahaaahahahahahaha......

e don dey make u dey jonse abi?

no... legend cmon, I hav taste na

Mhizdeedy, do u like poetry?