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B like say I go learn programming

Sit at home and cry all day

Hahahhahhahhhahhhahahhaha she deserves it!

Enegod:

looool.

Wen dey tell dem to quit self servicing in dr teenage days, the won't hear

Odiegwu

rokiatu:
If you was dumb enough to have unprotected sex when you are not ready for a child yet then your stupidity is beyond measure. My only advice is to stop wasting time thinking so much and go look for any kind of work for that matter even if you have to clean shoes. You are going to be a father congrats in advance. When you was hitting it raw and enjoying yourself, you didn't think about this day abi? When you was c..umming in her, you had no idea there was a thing call,pregnancy right? And the morning after you and your dumb gf couldn't think of a thing call "the morning after pill" ni? Well you see God give us a brain for a reason, if you can't think and make logical decisions you will be left to face the consequences.

Welcome to the real world.

lol sometimes God wants to punish dem by givn d girl a child.

Sometims I begin to wonder how ppo get infatuated abt people dey havnt seen, let alone dream of dem.

Midehi:
God i thank you for adding another year to my life, i thank you for all your favours,grace,good health,wealth...i bless you forever.

If you love ME, wish me happy birthday.

I dnt love u, so I will not wish u happy birthday but the most sweetest most interestin birthday of all times

ronald4lif:
True to that. And may I also add you got no one to answer to, to tell or demand to know your daily movement, no one is gonna argue.

It also has it disadvantages too. What I am not sure is if the advantages surmount the disadvantages and vice versa.

bros am living d life alright, and believ u me, dr r no disadvantages!

It does, u get to see ur bank account increase in geometrical progression

brito:
Fine dear

ds place is too open jor. I dnt want some idiots to start pucknosin

Missonas:
I'n sure He will.So dnt go ignoring all them pretties cos u jst might be ignoring her lol

me hector ignore fine girl? Krase dey worry me? Na dem dey even do d shakara sef. But wetin I go do? Na me go buy ring put for woman finga abi? So wen dey ar done formin, na dem go tire

brito:
Are you back ?

yes, hws ur day

Someone just got laid. And is insecure abt it.

Evina:
Hahahaha. I'm good. You don pack comot from romance section?

romance section don even tire me. Stil haven't found wat am lookin for sef. Most of dem are so annoyin

divAnnie:
the netwrk is kindda bad. U'll get my reply soon

why not let's chat on whatsap, its easy thr

Evina:
Where have you been?

lols I should be d one askn u. I hav been here since. Havnt seen ur breaklight. Thank God say ur motto spoil for road and I come see u for this thread. Hw are you dearest? Permit me to use dat word

Chai. Like mother like daughter

Evina:
Oh bukatyne! What can I buy you?
I read the second point, rolled my eyes and stopped reading!

long tym

bukatyne:
Read This piece and it sounds wack everytime I read (no offense to the OP)

If a man tours everywhere with you and goes back to his wife, the gf enjoyed the man and the wife has the shell. When he gets home, the wife would cook,.draw a bath etc. But he would have pampered his gf.

Some gf s who play their cards well get more money.

And no, an average mistress is not interested in marriage

This post is not enough to make prodigal daughter's come home

In your post, wife gets the short end of the stick.

remind me to become my mistress wen I get married

divAnnie:
that's cool. U got mail

stil waitn for ur reply

Now the question is? What is your love language? What tickles ur fancy? What makes u blush? What makes u wana gv ur all yo dat prson?

Viktoh:
ahah easy nah, shebi na kweshion hin ask

abt pant and bra? Smh!

rokiatu:
P square. The others are learners na.

u get big yarnsh, dbanj go soon feature u for him next video! Say amen

Orijin

Who is dis good for nothn pervert

Soon madam patience go fry pankere

Even til tomoro single ladies wil stil find married men attractiv

divAnnie:
notin oo, same old routine. Hw have u been?

been great. Just work and all.

Missonas:
Perfectly lol.Now youz talking

hahahahha. I knw d lord wil reward me wit a beautiful wife.