People speak of vaginas quietly and
respectfully, as if they were a congresswoman
giving a commencement speech at a
particularly uptight college. But in reality,
vaginas are more like the most intriguing
guest at your dinner party.
It can change her own tires and put on
eyeliner without a mirror.


Trust me, it isn’t all flower metaphors and
soft New Age music, your vagina is super
cool. If she were a person, you’d be
desperate to be her friend.
So instead of talking about how your vagina is
a unique magical flower, or using the phrase
“exquisitely sensitive,” let’s talk about all the
weirdest, coolest stuff your vagina is capable
of doing.


1) Superhuman Strength
Have you ever really thought about the
mechanics of giving birth? Like, really thought
about how it works? If you haven’t had a kid
yourself, odds are you just know that a
doctor yells Push, a baby comes out. But
much of that ”pushing” that gets a baby from
Point A to Point Out in the World is actually
done by the walls of your vagina, which are
all muscle.


Your vaginal walls are made of contractile
tissue tissue used to form muscle. That’s why
you can’t get “loose,” and it’s also why you
can make your vagina stronger through
exercise [Kegel].


2) Scent Secreting Codes
Though you may not do enough rabbit poses
in yoga to get a consistent whiff of your lady
bits every day, the scent of your vagina does
change throughout the month.
These scent changes are caused by
fluctuations in your vagina’s pH levels, levels
which can change after you get your period,
or if you happen to get some semen up in
there.


So if you’ve just had unprotected sexual
intercourse with a penis, or just had your
period, your vagina may have a different
scent than it normally does. Other research
suggests that your vaginal scent might change
while ovulating, or while you’re on the pill.
So basically, your vagina is communicating
secrets via code all over the place!


3) Reliable Protector
How come you never have to scrub out the
inside of your vagina to keep it clean?
Because your vagina keeps itself clean, baby.
Your vagina maintains its own cleanliness
through a complex collection of bacteria,
tough little brawlers who will do anything to
protect their turf: they help maintain pH
balance to ensure that the vagina can fight
infections; they produce naturally occurring
antibiotics called bacteriocins that can kill any
foreign bacteria that dares to wander into
your vagina; and they produce substances
that make it difficult for foreign bacteria to
take hold on your vaginal walls.


4) Never Lets You Down
Yeah, fine, your body releases endorphins in
a lot of situations; like after a good jog, while
eating chocolate, while laughing. But there is
no organ so consistently able to deliver the
goods as your vagina.
Whether your orgasms come from your
vagina, or her friendly neighbour the clit,
orgasms can be relied on to dump endorphins
into your bloodstream, as well as other
hormones, which can make you feel
contented and relaxed.


5) The Only Organ That Can Bleed For Weeks
Without Dying
The average woman expels one to two ounces
of blood over the course of a week’s
menstruation, all while still going about her
daily business of murdering crime bosses or
attending her contemporary seminar or what-
have-you. That’s a kind of power you can’t
buy.


6) Mutant-Level Self-Healing Abilities
Have you ever notice how, when you get a
paper cut that wound is open for days; but if
you bang up your vagina a little bit while
banging, your cave of mysteries feels better
in just a few hours?


That’s because your vagina is one of the most
quick-healing areas of your body, and the
occasional small superficial cut that
intercourse can leave on your vagina will
usually heal within a day or two. Even when
vaginas are torn during childbirth, they can
usually heal within a few weeks.
Am I saying that your vagina is basically
Wolverine? Yes, I am basically saying that
your vagina is Wolverine. Now, what you do
with that information is up to you but please
don’t start a crime-fighting team based
around vagina super powers …


source: http://netbaze.com

Odiegwu

OP you gat me!!! "Shares"

Nsogbu a di.

Thank God ooo...

I wish I can read the post but it so long....

LOL.

It is true !!. I almost missed an opportunity to promote feminism.

I once dated a guy (well, still talk to him tho), whom we were joshing around and I said; women should definitely run the world (like my girl beyonce sang)....

Anyway, he replied; "well, with a vagina like yours, you should run the world".

Didn't know what to make of that comment. Was it masochist or was he promoting feminism?

I don't know. And, I don't care. All I took from it was that it felt "interesting"---and definitely vayjayjays (attached to a sensible head) can be seen as a weapon of mass ruling.

LOL.

Blackett:
I. N. T. E. R. E. S. T. I. N. G.

......doesn't even begin to describe it. You, my dear chap, have just scratched the surface.

Blackett:
Dr, I just took ill right now.

Hmm....what ails you?

Blackett:
No idea. Lemme just book an appointment with you.

No need. Just walk in.

Wad is it destroying here?

netbaze:
[s]
3) Reliable Protector
How come you never have to scrub out the
inside of your vagina to keep it clean?
Because your vagina keeps itself clean, baby.
Your vagina maintains its own cleanliness
through a complex collection of bacteria,
tough little brawlers who will do anything to
protect their turf: they help maintain pH
balance to ensure that the vagina can fight
infections; they produce naturally occurring
antibiotics called bacteriocins that can kill any
foreign bacteria that dares to wander into
your vagina; and they produce substances
that make it difficult for foreign bacteria to
take hold on your vaginal walls.[/s]

crap crap crap...
that rotten fish scent is gottem from where?

Mhizizzy:
Wad is it destroying here?

Thought I was the only one who missed the WMD part. Waiting for part two of this thread

It is an interesting writeup anyway.

no be lia

good

~ Family section stuff

A clean puzzy is a weapon that can be used to get a man on his knees!

I wish some girls realize that

Fucking toto. No be the one wen don sour. D one wen fit swallow anything when enter. Some toto de sha. God go save us