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Beamborla:
My day was grate. Yours?

stressful, not been long I came bak frm werk sha. Do u mind we chatn in private?

Brugo:
It's not your fault. If they blame you don't listen to them.


Are you supposed to look for husband for them?

u can imajine d conconbility

Beamborla:
I could be wearing a mask, you know?

lol. Singin in bruno mars voice, when I see ur faaayyyyce, d whole world sstops and stares for a while, cuz ur amaaaaizing, juust d way u are.


How's ur day bimbo?

How many tyms will dis topic surface in nairaland? WeLl we all keep doin crazy tins for love everyday.

Dat awkward moment wen u wana say hi to a girl and she doesn't hear ur greetin

Beamborla:
Chai! If this kind make up handle me.... ehn

lols. U dnt need make up.

She fit commit suicide. Person wey neva bleep for her entire life suddenly got raped. Odiegwu. Infact, am tired of keepin my own virginity!

Naija babes wey like engagement ring pass dr life sef

Yes its a huge crime to let ur wife knw abt all d money u hav. U may b operatin a joint account buh u shuld hav ur own seprate account.

U be sahara reporter

The guy's mouth is obviously smelling

ivyT:
so u decided to check me out abi?
Fyi, na shakara make d leg bend

ivy, lol.so at ur age u stil dey do shakara.

Crap

fuckshit:
fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!!
fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!!
bloody fück; again, this shït feels fücking good

ma guy don rape all d goat wey dey him house

Crucify him! Crucify him

And they say gambling is not a sin.

Xiadnat:
.....yea. I hate you too mitch. Guess wot finger I have up.

I thought you were gon say let's get physical physical....I wanna get physical physical....

Now, pass me what you've been smoking....I wanna get high too.




Please do not quote me on anything I wrote here. hashtag Inevercamedidn'ttypeanythingandnowiamleaving.

Bye.

u want to get physical wit me ryt? Oya come, let's get physical.

ifekemmie:
so u hav a tail?


Wait n see, u go read yabbing tire today

oh yes, my frnt tail wana feel it?

alberto2k:
Bless you again... *does sign of the cross*

pretenders does d worst

ifekemmie:
Op, u don touch d python tail, so u re on ur own(OYO)

so u hav a tail?

fuckshit:
fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!! fück!!!
shït that feels fücking good

I no knw say na fowl u dey bleep lyk dis wey e dey shack ur brain

alberto2k:
saint Paul Ko, saint punny ni

wait wait wait, how pope take sabi wetin be punny? U don dey shag all dose reverend sisters for ur convent abi

DrAify:
I hate you

dat statement turns me on

ivyT:
Akpako thread

*catwalks away*

wit ur kleg

alberto2k:
Bless u

Don't disrespect my papacy

#pope Alberto

taaa. If u na pope den wetin me I go be na, saint paul

blaizze:
my family friend's fiancée called off their engagement because she was on Facebook. A relationship of almost 10 years. The guy told the girl that if she joins any social media that she should say goodbye to the relationship.










when the guy eventually got married to another girl, guess who uploaded his wedding pix on the facebook. yea you guessed right.

lol. I can't say anythn. Dah one pass me

Disadvantages of watchn fifty shades of grey

alberto2k:
Like your own

u wey don use am see bad tin finish

OkuDiOver1:
I dislike cutehector

lol why? Did u see me in ur dream pursuin u wit broom?

alberto2k:
See as I dey look u

with dat ur ballon eyes

So many topics hav been created and recreated and copied to d extent dat dr r just becomin borin so I decided to get innovative. Why dnt we just write anything dats on our mind, or maybe a feeling, for example, I dnt like igbotic girls. Or I feel dat cutehector is d ugliest dude on nairaland. U knw, just b free, get naughty, type wats on ur mind. Just spill it out. Maybe u may be havn a crush on sum1, u could just confess it, or maybe u'v always wanted to tell a nairalander he has a big head , feel free, let's get high.


Seriously, I dislike igbotic girls.

Idrismusty97:
It is simple, whenever your friend prays he/she is the spirit. The spirit is known to be a retàrd that can't manifest it self like a gentleman. Does your friend also speaks some mumbo jumbo whenever she falls or some times jump up and down like monkeys? I wonder why god haven't taken the spirit to a mental hospital for so long, he must be a pain in the neck in heaven.

I rebuke u