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Xiadnat:
......also FTC and STC. Yay....




PS: your sig tho, really?! I prefer to stalk you where everyone can clearly see it.

lol yh really. Why do u prefer to stalk me in d eyes of every1?

Xiadnat:
A hug. The "guys I like" being the operative word...um..here.

But, things aren't always this black and white with me. Most times, I live in the world painted with shades of gray.

Just saying....

really? Seems ur world might not be as u tot it to be sha. Buh I guess there will be berra days ahead. Right?

I love handshakes.

Lol yeahn most of my topics recently hav been abt the ladies sha buh guys dnt get offended, its just dat sometimes I luv to seek opinions frm d female folk. Now a question for d ladies, do u prefer a handshake from a friend who is a guy or a hug? What greeting etiquette r u okay with from guys who u like?

Aystarz:
Lool ...Damn u!

hi, why r u so rude?

sinaj:
plz can u xplain wot he typed dere for me plzzz

he was like he used to hav a crush on a girl, she was like a goddess to him. He could even worship her. Buh he found her pooing in the toilet and was like she even shits like everyone else. Den his obsession for her ended.

omowumee:
I am a good girl ooo

hey

Height of craziness

Person go soon go bleep fowl if care is not taken

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celine234:
OK, I need pix or its a lie

lol if u wana see my white teeth den u gona hav to do it in person u knw

Organize boys in d area, bash d door open and giv d son of a beeech d beatin of his life

celine234:
do you have white teeth?

who doesn't have white teeth?

PunkyBrewster:
No thanks to someone that would cheat. Don't care how fun he is.

A boring one though, I can always make him fun by...

ur a very very nutty girl

celine234:
when a guy has cute smile and nice set of white teeth. hmmm, I will immediately be his friend. I love a cute smile on a guy any day,anytime.

is my smile kewt?

I got this frm d internet so I thought best to share dis piece to my friends. This piece is directed to we guys. So pls dnt get confused.

We’ve all been in relationships where, at times, we’ve felt more like a mom or a secretary than a significant other. While we understand that healthy relationships require compromises, we’ve compiled a list of favors that good boyfriends know better than to consistently request. If you’re constantly taking on any of the items on this list (especially with any hint of resentment), it’s time to get your guy to lend a hand.

1. His laundry. Pairing your socks isn’t exactly our idea of a stay-at-home date, nor does living with you make us a 1950s housewife. A good compromise is for one partner to sort and start the laundry and the other to fold and put it away. Plus, studies show that helping around the house increases a man’s chances of getting laid. So, how ‘bout that pile of dishes? If you clean up the sink while we tackle the living room, we’ll get to the bedroom twice as fast.

2. Buy gifts and cards for other people on his behalf. We’ll help when we’re out with you, but no, we won’t make a pit stop at Hallmark and Laura Ashley while we’re shopping with the girls. Just because we’re women doesn’t mean we’re automatically adept at figuring out your Aunt Martha’s dress size.

3. Plan an entire vacation without his help. When we ask you whether you’d rather spend our anniversary in Cabo or Vermont, we want you to express an actual preference, not to say, “Whatever, I’m happy with what makes you happy.” The same goes for the hotel, the airline, and the restaurant reservations. Letting us take the reins isn’t considerate, it’s just lazy and boring. Instead, make sure to divvy up the planning. We pick the location and hotel; you plan the activities.

4. Make him a sandwich. The refrigerator is 10 feet away and your game control has a pause button, so get up, stretch, and slap that ham and lettuce together by yourself. We don’t care if you’re “in the zone,” because apparently, you were out of it long enough to articulate your immediate need for a nibble. Maybe we’ll consider it if you agree to break from the game for 20 minutes, put on some coffee, and enjoy your afternoon snack with us.

5. Change your relationship status on Facebook. We believe our life outside of the Internet should speak for itself. On the off-chance that we break up, wouldn’t you rather tell your close friends in person, rather than have that ever-present broken heart appear on 500 people’s newsfeeds? Well, we would, so don’t even ask us to include our relationship status on Facebook in the first place.

6. Be his wake-up call. If we wanted a newborn, we’d just pierce the condom. Kidding! But really, buy an alarm clock. Remembering a man’s nap and wakeup schedule should be an occasional favor, not an everyday obligation.

7. Take care of his drunk friends. We’ll help them hail cabs or drive them home, but our couch really shouldn’t be a post-happy-hour crash pad.

8. Hang out with his ex. Some women like befriending the ex, and others just want to satisfy their curiosity about her, but don’t pressure the ones who would rather keep a distance.

9. Keep up with his favorite shows. How would you like it if we made you religiously watch The Bachelor? Instead, let’s pick a show we both like and make sure we follow it together.

10. Lose weight. We’ll tone up for health purposes and for ourselves, but if you’re really concerned about the 5 lbs we gained over the holidays, don’t flat-out complain that we’re getting flabby. Instead, invite us to go biking with you or to take a yoga class together. Treat exercise as a fun activity we can do together instead of something we should do just for you.

11. Keep our hair long. Trust us, short hair is cute, fun, and just as feminine as back-length hair. Just look at Halle Berry, Audrey Tautou and Keira Knightley, circa 2005. It’s not as if we’re going to shave it off or sport one of Rihanna’s hairstyles, but even if we did, we hope you’d find us just as attractive.

sneak3:
find chatn wiv u very interesting.. and I just felt meeting u is a perfect way to get to knw u better, I must confess u look gorgeous and ur confidence is high up there and u appear smart too.. hope u don't mind bein my good frnd?

Trust her to ask further questions.. then if u truly like her u can specify d kind of friendship.

Adopt this lines... She will love to see u again thats if u meet minimum Specification going by her inner assessment of u.

playboy

tosyne2much:
OP, you just can't end your story like that

So what later happened ?

hahahaha . Waitn for d next tym we"d meet again.

Actually, here is wat inspired me to create this topic. Thr was dis very pretty corper I was admiring so much, ah mean she was so so drop dead cute! I was like, she is way outta ma league....I couldn't muster up d courage to confess my crush feelins for her. Then after a function in whch she was present, I took up a trash bin to start pickn up d dirt into d waste bin since nobody cared to clean up d place and as was doin dat, she walked up to me wit her frnds and asked me what group I was in! I was like (in my mind) my crush is askn me what group I was in. Damn! Am I dreamin or wad. I ddnt knw wen I started stutterin for words. Na so she begin to like me. Lolz. Anyways let's talk abt you. So what first impressions dat someone does dat will make u to like him or her instantly?

Blackett:
What the . . .

Not far from the truth anyway.

wats d truth

Is dat so hard? I want u to be mine.

Lol since wen did u install an alarm in ur body dat detects indecent dressing?

mirexxx:
hmm aiit
asking her if she is a virgin was pointless!

sorry sha

u knw me na, u knw hw I like to ask pointless questions lol to keep d converstion goin

Mhizizzy:

lol cmon. Me sayn u r a wife material means dat I like u

mirexxx:
waheva!

I just knew dats wat u'd say. Cuz u ddnt hav any tin else to say

Mhizizzy:
Hmmm

Gimme some days to think

lol so u r one of those girls dat like to think abt it

Mhizizzy:
Wad makes u tink m a wife material too

cuz of ur comment whch made me to confess u r a wife material. So why do u think am a husband material

mirexxx:
hian! nawa 4 u o
she can't doesn't mean she's a V

oh so ur sayn she has done it? being a virgin isn't a curse. Or is it?

DuchessLily:
He is saying what he has in his mind hahahaha

lol I guess he couldn't express his thoughts well

Mhizizzy:
Lolz

U too

An husband material

lol really? Do I? What makes u think so