₦airaland Forum

figo77:
Lolz... So what's up idea now?

ok. Follow my lead. Wait leme ask, does she call u frequently?

DonaldGenes:
Sure, let me go check that out.. Mostly Secondary school guys or Jambites fall for such trap sha..

Anyways, Thanks

u welcome

figo77:
Serious palava ooo...she wants a very serious relationship.... And I'm not ready for any relationship

same as one girl in my life too. Buh I later got rid of her. Such girls can tempt eh. Gosh. If u are not strong, u wil just end up getn unda d sheets wit her. Be strong bro, be strong.

DonaldGenes:
Can you post here those pervert Male Monikers who were prolly spotted on(Embarrassed)

duno if u followed d kristina888 saga. She posted d pic on her thread in whch she opend up she was a guy and deactivated the account. And I am sure he wil open another account and stil many stupid guys who won't read my advice will stil end up fallin for d same prank.

Blackett:
Nna gi di fake. . . Nwa ewu!

lol remember rule no 5.

Blackett:
Don't mind the holier than thou ewus. . . They claim they don't comment on romance section, but they are always here to click on female profiles, click like on female pictures, and send PMs. . . Fools

haha. Lord hav mercy on dem

Buhari. wetin him eye dey look for ground sef.

Why don't they capture all d boko haram ppo and dump dem in mars. Shey dey dnt want western education abi? Dey will see wat stone age looks like. As for dose guys dat wana go to mars and never return, if dem like make dem go pluto, dey aint escapin rapture. Lol

Blackett:
See mumu.

I guess this is the jobs section, abi? Na your type dey fall mugu pass. All those _idiots that fell for the kristina scam yesterday were also not romance section regulars.

What I'm try to say is that you should what? You should shut the fvck up!

hahhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha my ribs oooooo. Oh my gosh. Guy u get mouth I swear. Looool. And na true oo. Dose guys weren't regulars on romance section cuz I couldn't find familiar monikers on d list.

figo77:
She is ready to wait for marriage

r u serious? Ur in for some serious palava ma guy. Maybe she is tryn to hold u down u knw. Get u to marry her by u sleepin wit her. Trust me if u do that, she wil get pregnant for u and tell u she is pregnant. Dose kyn ppo will reset ur destiny. Pls dnt play along abeg, call her into ur room and talk to her abt it bro. Give her a kiss , a long one and tell her that thr is smth u'd like to let her knw den begin to tell her ur feelings.

Dotwillis1:
Any female moniker dhat quotes guys post unnecesarily jst to insult dem is no doubt a guy ...like one missclasy or smetin

those kyn ppo just dnt hav social etiquette at all.

Kingklent:
Finally someone gat sense on NL

lol thanks

themilanway:
Honestly,most of the so called"men of God"in Nigeria needs God more in there lives than there gullible followers.

No wonder they are called Pastrenuers.

hahaha nice name. They sell God's word for money. Imajin one of my friends, advicin me to change my church, cuz am a catholic, dat eh, I'm a catholic cuz my parents r catholics, dah I should now choose d church I wil go to since I am matured now. I was just listenin to her. And d way dey wil come so close to u eh, wit sweet mouth, u wil forget ur faith lol

irunobo3:
Gbam. Collect 12 origin for my head

lol really, omo u badt gan. I lyk my drinks hot lyk red label orijin is for d smaller boiz..

irunobo3:
My friend. Just buy some popcorn, relax n enjoy how the ugly ladies will jealous me

loool.. Na only u fine pass for dis world jare.

irunobo3:
e pain this dude sha


Sorry eehn. Remember to buy handkerchief to wipe ur tears

lool. Ur very funny

themilanway:
seriously,someone should ask that man to shut it already.All he ever does is to predict doom and death.

I fear for his gullible followers.

no mind am. He has neva prophesied anythn good frm his mouth. He has forgotten dat the lord says, I will curse those who curse you. So he should keep on cursing. Isn't it obvious to him dat the lord has cursed dat his church will collapse. Let him continue, d next one wil be his death.

Before I'd give you d details, first I would like to say a few words to nairaland guys..

Guys, guys guys, seriously una dey eff up. The manner in whch the ashewo some of you display is too much. Its so much to d extent you all lose your dignity. Isn't it very obvious that 70percent of female monikers are being used by guys? One good example of ashewo guys was d one played by kristina888 cuz d troll later confessed she was actually a guy and displayed the list of monikers who r so stupid enough to be misled. Pls let's stop fooling ourselves by mere pics and have a sense of dignity.

1. Any moniker dat ends wit (f) dat creates a topic like this "I don't have a boyfriend or a val or I am too preety but I duno why boys are not toasting me or I am d most sexy and pretty gal on nairaland is definitely an attention seeker and a guy behind d mask

2: any female moniker dat registers newly and posts a topic same day abt how she bleeped a guy and she loves huge cocks is definitely a troll and a guy

3: any female moniker who displays a very erotic picture on her profile without creating a topic or commenting on topics is definitely a guy. These kyn people, they are silent, you only enta their trap once u send them a pm.

4: any female moniker who creates useless and senseless topics just to seek attention like my guy dumped me, what will I do, or I am depressed, and lonely, I need advice, please, run for ur life. Dnt even bother sendn a pm, cuz u will be disgraced publicly and your username will be displayed just like d one kristina888 did.

5: females are naturally insultive and rude but not too rude to d extent of insulting ur generation wen u tend to correct dem in nairaland but wen u get replies like thank you, or they begin to insult ur family and ur unborn children, just knw dat person is a troll.

Be wise guys, in all your gettings, get wisdom lest u fall in d trap of trolls and attention seekers. And also, please I'd like all de guys who hide behind female monikers to continue to expose all the ashewo guys who secretly pm them. It would be fun. Loool
Namaste

Cutehector's prophesy: a very famous prophetic man of God wit beards on his face will also be hospitalized in a psychiatric hospital!

I reaaly duno if this is tru buh since it came frm a girl's mouth den its very tru lol. She said girls do shit insyd buckets in dr hostels since their public toilets r too "diabolic" to enta. Its a fact dat the dirtiest place in a university settin is in d girls hostel environment

Lol mayb his girlfrnd denied him sex and he was led by d evil spirit to go and do d small girl. Heya. Chai. See wat d girlfrnd hav cause nau lol

demelza:
Mr man dont allow someone use emotional blackmail on you.
If she develops hatred, what is your own? Na she dey pay your school fees?
Tell her you no do and ignore her. Love is not by force.

he says he wants to do it quietly and wit tact.

If u keep playin along and u suddenly break her heart, she might do smth dangerous to herself along d process. She might start to hate evryoda guy she meets later on. Pls I advice u neva to take advantage of her, just tell her u r a virgin and u r keen on keepin it til marriage. And as for d feelings aspect, trust me, it will die down someday. Fact!

Lol yeah. If she like mk she dey kiss for movie, me I no send, I go dey do my own too.

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha.. No be gbagaun, na impatience dey always worry me when typing

lol na lie. U dey always gbaski for ur writeups. Buh who cares, as long as u make us laff lol.

Momcherry:
Thanks for the info. But I suggest, especially 4 unmarried ladies, if them no fit hold body, they should just stick to condom. It can protect them from, not just pregnancy but sexually transmitted diseases. A doctor once told me that a continuous use of such drugs have some serious side effects.

d op just listed d side effects if taken unproperly. Lol before I hv sex wit a girl, she will show me her medical report.lol

SuperSuave:
the right word "efficient" I think. But remember condom can save you from STD's while this cannot. BTW, your idea of slipping it in her drink is evil sir

I just dislike dat thing called condom. Nd d idea of slippin it in her drink isn't evil, she wil thank me later. As for d std part, bad things don't happen to me lol.

I think ds is more (tryn to fynd d best word for it) dan carryn condoms abt. Just slip it into her drink and d deal is done.

fyneboi79:
But most of the nude pix pasted online showed that they mostly posed with their boyfriends taking the pictures. And also to leave the pictures in the phone memory means there is trust.So its still the same thing we r saying,trust no one!

I will assume u ddnt read my reply to sumone who quoted me. In such cases, d pics only get leaked wen d break up and d guy gets really hrtbroken or smth and decides to retaliate by posting d pics online.

divAnnie:
is it your space we are occupying? Wait lemme cal him 'cutehector com n see'.

lol sweerie leav d guy. I knw dr typ. They all came from the national zoo

fyneboi79:
But those ones who had their nude pictures pasted online trusted also and eventually got the reward. So what are you saying bro

no! Those ones dat had dr nude pics posted online was either taken secretly by their boyfrnd or taken just for fun until either one of den got d other one angry maybe broke up with him and den decided to post her pics online due to anger.