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Lastking147:
Omo na faaji kelele be this oh
I been dey eye bumbae1 buh she dey do yanga for me

bumbae1 oya come and collect your husband... una two fit sef... Lala he is a simple guy sha...

ToriBlue:
Now can I say I love you?

u free babe....

Lastking147:
Chai Una wicked for Nl oh
Bhet u sef too like woman see as Dem just dey shout ur name

just mention any girl u like in romance section and she is yours

tosyne2much:
That's my trademark

well ur name will forever live on d sands of time in Nairaland...





Falconey boss... I regard you..

Lastking147:
He just spoil the guy life no be small

lol he killed him and made sure he is dead as well...








d nincompoop shot himself at his balls

tosyne2much:
And this is coming from someone from someone that has PhD in Womanizing?

Na joke I dey joke ooo

Mr ten things...

Bumbae1:
Lol i forgot
Anyway let me not derail

sha I acknowledged ur message

Bumbae1:

Lol im just amazed you created this topic actually makes alot of sense ..
Stay dis way biko

oh cmon... Ayam not a people pleaser...

Finest641:
Guys I need your help im securing a job. I've tried everything yet nothing seem to work. I read Geology. I will really appreciate any help.

chai.. Just endure

Bumbae1:
Hector it psins pains me to say
Good right up ...

hi girlfriend.. I know rhai?

paybak:
So what about this lara wrote? am really surprised this man can post something like this.. but your Mumu no even understand what you mean and here you are saying trash

you are noticed...

Dorry62

U need a big booty to sit on ur face

larabae13:
hehehe abi na

Some savage must have raped it...

Lol u have to collect....

Azeequeen:
'Two can only keep a secret if one is dead'

That part got me

awwn really... Dat means u will make a fine girlfriend

Lastking147:
Baba why na

lool I see them peeping through the thread and running away...

When a savage meets his lord and master

pweetixandy:
lol, abeg o, sleeping in a cell is not something I ever want to do. them plenty wey go cry for my head

ok my uncle is an ex deputy inspector of police. So I can protect u if u be my girlfriend

larabae13:
Shuu!! Cutehector come na u post dis tin? Ayam suspecting you oo

u find me intriguing right?

falconey:
son you don't understand the word "culled"? or your brain has call it a day?

jus leave dem make dem dey display their stupidity...

Chei the way a girl can be too quick to tell a guy she loves him eh.. Will make d devil shock.. And its one of the reasons why a lot of them get heartbroken from guys like me because they will expect me to tell dem I love dem back... Sorry babe... My love don't work that way... Now if u want a rock solid relationship, u gotta define it.. Wana know how? Ask urself the following questions.. Voila..




1. Is the relationship only about sex?


https://i0.wp.com/static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/9QVrDy0pbtuHux-ThqfdRjIuCEEdt6rKCxy5hPnAwFM/mtime:1483978174/sites/default/files/2016%20Oct/lust1.gif

Of course, having chemistry in the bedroom is of the utmost importance, but an obsession or fixation on sex can be detrimental. After time, you and your partner will get bored, or always be looking for the next best thing in bed.



2. Do you keep secrets?


https://i0.wp.com/static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/L62psxyZzdBMkIzYpx8IMaUamjWNXS4F_yCUmVU0o_M/mtime:1483978181/sites/default/files/2016%20Oct/lust2.gif




A couple in love has no walls, boundaries or secrets. Oftentimes, a couple in lust holds back their true self.



3. Do you both have a deep, lasting friendship?


https://i1.wp.com/static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/2zyBw4Ms9sxg4BhA9zNbNX_E3BLj8CXWlpzCW116e3c/mtime:1483978191/sites/default/files/2016%20Oct/lust3.gif

If yes,you may be well on your way loving your partner for what they truly are.. A relationship built on a foundation without friendship will surely head for the rocks.. And what a big crash it will be..



4. Do you often feel jealous or needy?



https://i1.wp.com/static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/T4S17PhaBf-8m4aHN09nTzhT89H0zPDo62Jqat_xkto/mtime:1483978198/sites/default/files/2016%20Oct/lust4.gif


A couple in love trusts one another, regardless of the situation.. Don't go on playing detective!

And also, a couple in lust who looks only to sex, often finds reason to be jealous of others' wandering eyes.




5. Do you expect perfection from your partner?


https://i1.wp.com/static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/msMHmSJrm23j_Tm40nkosDn4CZtzeCMsn-bS2xPQAIY/mtime:1483978206/sites/default/files/2016%20Oct/lust5.gif



Being in love means accepting every flaw! I don't need to define what pure love is.. I expect you as a christian to know. Those in lust however, expect their partner to seem perfect, act perfect, perform perfect, fvck perfect, talk perfect, chat perfect. You just know them by their expectations...



I rest my case.. Culled from theinfong.com


Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

tosyne2much:
Bros I hail ooo

na me hail u pass sef

bonechamberlain:
So people sit down, relax and watch this BBN ..

nna my brother. The thing surprises me... Well something to keep jobless youths occupied...

pweetixandy:
omg! no! should I modify? I'm scared

ur such a baby

U don't deserve a girl's love

pweetixandy:
that's some deep sh!t right there. buhari isn't coming back as president but as former President

have u slept in a cell before?

Seems like a match-make wedding to me

sosonwa:
enjoyment galoree. THE WOMAN BUBBY BE LIKE LONG PAW-PAW

I like ur appearance

rebirthforgoody:
Yes oooh.we bless GOD and yours?

awesome.. best sleep ever

Will cultists ever step up their games? Ah mean? Killing someone over a mere phone is foolishness of the highest degree...


Well na poverty dey cause all these things... I really don't think a rich kid who is a cultist will concern himself over killing an innocent lad over a dummy phone.


And am pretty sure these lunatics are reading this...