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Emperessnaughty:
my chest flat pass dija own

did I tell u I was crushing on di'ja lately..

refiner:
...but that will be a perfect nickname u will ever have....don't u think so?

sorry I dnt think so.. I have a heart too

fairheven:
the willingness of both parties to tolerate matters alot

nice one..

Chukazu:
I don't get you, of course they would get married, that is a natural phenom

language barrier is understandable

what abt the traditional customs of the village in whch he/she is marrying from

I no just wan talk anything first

BlueEyeBalls:
make i sleep small... Wen am awake, I'll commence trekking... U go surprise say Lawrence know where u dey live

abeg come my house abeg

BlueEyeBalls:


I sure say na only woman u dey pray for... I fit trek to ur house if na lie....


Na lie

Na lie ooooooooooooo

Anger management issues in both spouses is very very important..

I think the reason why people get tribalistic in terms of marriage is because, both families ar going to be getting married to each other.


Secondly, the language barrier.

BlueEyeBalls:
I thought u called it chest before Now u have mentioned ur main goal... So na there u been dey go.. Eeh reverend


Reverend aruru ani

breast is a part of the body na it's not a bad tin to say the word breast.



One fine woman came to see my mum, she was all forming tushed up.. so she was about leaving, she said to her"


So I will keep u abreast of the situation


Na him I turn look the woman come look her breast.


Come shake head

So na because of this, dem conclude say she geh belle...

BlueEyeBalls:
so resting on temptation till Jesus comes is better

Haba reverend Hector

how can breast be temptation?

Mchew

BlueEyeBalls:
find another "bissom"


Here's a suggestion... Rest on his belly.. Also created by God

will not rest in peace on that hot air baloon na

Abeg na which be d guy and d babe chat biko?

BlueEyeBalls:
reverend Hector indeed... Na For chest u wan rest am abi.. . Bad G

people say rest in the "bosom" of the lord na.


And the "bosom" was created by God.

You fyn for picture

BlueEyeBalls:
wait make i bring the money

"runs inside to get my rocket launcher"

Few seconds later.....



Are u still there... "Launches him into the sky"


Now, which one I go get for u among the ones u mentioned

emperessnaughty's chest I will gladly rest in peace

refiner:
...clears throat!

jeffrejamez~~foureyed being.

kingtom~~badmouth.

hadez~~fearlesschicken!

ireneony~~beautiful basher.

stfuareuGod ~~??

sandoski~~hilariousbeauty.

cutehector~~grade1womanizer!

they said nickname.. they did nor say cuss words

BlueEyeBalls:
I can hug transformer say na the first mentioned vigil u dey attend tonight... I lie?

lol abeg which casket u go like make I bury u insyd?


Dem get the one of 20k, 30k, 50k.. 70k.. choose

sinaj:
she don get new job ni

secretary of state

BlueEyeBalls:
bad guy... Still living in the past abi



Oya explain the other "vigil" make i here

eve ate the fruit of knowledge of Good and evil dats why Man knws what is bad and good.

Well said, leme mention the bad side of vigil


Night club


Board meeting


Traveling to see grandmother in the village


3 days retreat at Monastery


Business trip

Faith without work is dead!

BlueEyeBalls:
.... Well lemme act like u are really changed... So are u going for vigil tonight

u mean praise and worship? lol there are a lot of vigils these days

And why do people open their eyes wide wen having sex?

God forbid

If u are a virgin, happy children's day

BlueEyeBalls:
so u don't know nnkechi anymore and Naomi... Talk true

sorrry I knw Virgin Mary

Emperessnaughty:
dats my name actually

its a lie

KashyBaby:
be ready on Tuesday boo ... u gonna eat this cake

which cake ooooooooo

BlueEyeBalls:
u can't decive me... It's my choice to choose a name for u Bro... So it still remains "chick~lover"

but I have given my life to Christ na


Old things are past away