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BlueEyeBalls:
I no understanding ur spoken bruh


See as hunger dey affect my english

erniesmallz say make u drink garri na

BlueEyeBalls:
check


Na hen pikin dey cook for u

go jor

[size=15pt]Children of God, please in whose presence did he Lord say he was gona prepare a table before yall? [/size]

BlueEyeBalls:
how did u know that guy...


U got questions to answer lol

hian.. no be today wey I join nairaland na.. So I been just dey laff u wen u yarn say u wan call all these small small taataa for me..

BlueEyeBalls:
I live alone guy... Milk can't solve my belly issue sef


U get food for house make i come overover

food dey my house. Chicks just dey drop food for my fridge make e cold. I just dey chop am

ivyy:
Noone

ivyy stop lying

BlueEyeBalls:
u dey mean sha....

Should I invite them No dare me oooooo

u can call anyone, but pls dnt call Durrent.. he is the greatest sissy

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#BDEDFF] *Lol! You that clumsy! [/color]

BlueEyeballs



Whaaaat?




Falls down and dies

BlueEyeBalls:
again I tell u... they are coming for u...

why u dey fear?


U knw very well in ur heart I'm not lying

BlueEyeBalls:
dirty mind... I go bite u ooo... Am hungry

go suck mummy breast na

BlueEyeBalls:
the ladies didn't say... It was ur friend firstking01 that crowned u without debating

do the ladies think straight wen it comes to matters of the heart?




Answer me

ivyy:
She's probably just joking

@ erickthegwreck

lol so who r u jokingly crushing on in nairaland

Smellymouth:
Thanks



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I looooooooove this guy. Allah.




No homo

BlueEyeBalls:
earn wetin I am uninterestrably uninteresteded lol... Got no time to impress or change my ways... # Englishflyingwithoutwings

but I wasn't impressing anyone na? Everyone sayin I am mean



I wonder how suddenly I turned to become a good husband material

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*°•You where more than decent, almost gentlemanly
Before, well
....you know[/color]

before what happend? Please let everyone knw abeg

pucelle:
I can vouch for them all except cutehector


that brother gat a leaking mouth and finger

basketmouth is a good husband

BlueEyeBalls:
Modified jealousu kwa... Say wetin


Far from that my G, am just

I think kingcheezypuff likes u already

tosyne2much:
Wait first ooooo!! Hope I will get a positive answer at the end of the day?

fear fear..

firstking01:
Nope, he gotta earn it

blueEyeballs he says you hav ta earn it oooo

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink] *Rolls eyes* Please,it's not about being "sweet" but decent
......you can not do that?[/color]

because I wasn't decent with you?

BlueEyeBalls:
see this guy oo ... For ur mind now u be hubby material ... I hear

He even put " unarguably " I can't fit laughter

hahahahahhaha u jealous?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#BDEDFF]*Uhm,you an them other 2are all ready woman wrappers
.....it really dont matter[/color]

but I can't be sweet to everybody na.. just one girl alone ya knw

firstking01:
You are the baptizer, you should know better

will baptize u wit enuf girls..

BlueEyeBalls:
I know u and that guy well G... It's not surprising he added ur name..


So enjoy

baby boy stop crying


Firstking01 oya remove my name and put his name let him be happy

angayejay:
hector you again hahaha . You nor know hw that thing be ??as that rod enter come increase freaktion the girl/woman go enter gear

sorry I duno wat u talking about

BlueEyeBalls:
lol... Change To chameleon? haba bae... I am always the same...

Its just obvious my friend firstking01 aint known me well enough to gimme that crown... Probably with time

u see ur life

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]*Hector,his list is wack
....yer too mean.[/color]

see dem, if hector is too sweet nw, dem go say na woman wrapper.. gerrarahia

safarigirl:
I don't have a boyfriend because I look like a 12-year old, talk like a 30-year old and no guy is interested.

It's not me, it's them

tosyne2much if u like be dulling.. she is unhappiliy single

dollyjoy:
Ok. Hector sorry,you are husband material 100yards.

see dis one... ur appraisal ain't significant

pucelle:
you sound guilty

taaaaaaaaa over my sexy barrry...


Dat dirty thing...

DonnaCorleone:
LOL

so whch "hardwood" tree will u like to marry?

There is the iroko tree, long and thing


We hav the oak, fat, thick and short


We hav the mahogany, big strong and reliable


We also have the boabab, the cedar,


Coming to the local champions


We hav guava tree


Mango tree


Orange tree


Pineapple tree


Pawpaw tree


Etc


Choose

dollyjoy:
I said a general thank you Hector,check the thread.


Which beef? We quarrel before

pls park one side biko. Pretence kills.