₦airaland Forum

BlueEyeBalls:
see mouth.... I hope u can say these infront of them ladies

abeg minus joke, which girls? Like seriously


U think say I be sissy like u

Lalasticlala


Shebi u be igbo son?


Coma and take oji.

Hilarious

Especially numbers 3, 7, 8, 11

BlueEyeBalls:
bad guy.... I just admired her, how's that ass licking

u can admire eh. Chei.. wen sombory is already doin another thing. Keep on admiring

BlueEyeBalls:
just be ready sha... Especially that lady... Won't mention her name, find a way to save ur self, cos I won't be around then...

abeg which of dem? Dem no get elder states man picture for their office? I go flog their yarnshes o.

ajebuter:
The slap I for dash you on behalf of your wife or girlfriend eh!

I said it is a joke na. Someone cannor play with babe again.



So why havnt u slapped basketmouth and all dem comedians?

BlueEyeBalls:
u cute

stop asslicking na.



Ivyy u hav serious k leg.

BlueEyeBalls:
infact eeh... Just be ready, they are coming for u...

Hahahaha are they coming with swords and clubs to arrest the son of man?


Tell them dat my kingdom is really of this world oo.. cuz I will beat dem eh.

Isn't this the height of stupidity?



So why didn't I not kill myself when I had an extra year in school? Mchew.


She should just go to hell

When I asked a question



Would u forgive someone if they slapped you.. people were saying sorts of things like, oh mehn, ground go open ooo...




And now.. the elder brother couldn't retaliate the slap I think the elder brother would be a romancelander. After much gra gra.. comon to slap back na problem



Cc: vizkiz

Abeg make una take am easy ooo. Kidnappers and ritualists everywhere. Make una kid picture no land for village witches table biko.

Kashybaby come and learn oooo..

Wife looks super cute then. Buh nw she is like biggie biggie


Wike too nw is fat..

mynduu44:
Mine is one I can never forget in a hurry.
NNSS OJO when I was at JSS3.
The gal tore it nd started crying as I was told oo nd this made me disappear from school for one good week..

lwkmd. Ur own na die

mynduu44:
Seems NNSS PH galz get attitude cous the gal I wrote to crossed from PH to NNSS OJO..
If it was possible to disappear to Mars after mine was delivered I Would ve..

lwkmd.. dnt even date military trained girls.. their own worse.

Rukkydelta:
Ah! If Mr Hector could turn a new leaf then there's still a chance for me to too

lol there is hope. Sister girl. Neva lose it

Hehehehehe.



My broda up there say na nwi nwi song

donkizzydaboss:
bro,y u hate am??

cuz it was a crush feeling dat faded away. It made me do ass licking things

One girl like dat in NNSS ph...





Mchew. I hated that phase of my life

I will introduce her to all my friends.....







Just after I put magun in her kini


Na joke oo.. biko.. abeg oooo.. na joke

Dear optional1



Please don't give urself away to lust. Rise above it.

halfricanadian:
Ok

why not heal first... u dnt wish to have yet another dose of pain.

Future son of hector. Happy children's day.

Dugozpweeti:
No please abandon it to enlist in the military

mchew I wish to be the Chief of Defense Staff, and not a Private ok.

amacastel:
I had mine @ 13 is only God just dt d baby will be small

r u serious .. wooow.. what happend na did the spirit come upon u o overshadowed u or what? Tell me

Some girls will hv the effontery to tell a guy she missed him buh will never pick up her fone to dial his number until he does first

Bafranbushboy



Agubush whch kyn yarn u dey yarn so

Jarus:
It's not aew position. 2 people have done it in the last, lasting a year. They ended up better for it and the experience they gained from us aided their crossing to better places, which we encourage.

By the way, we have more than 20 applications already - all graduates, contray to the ND that we requested.

It's not a matter of stingy boss by the way. No business pays more than it can afford or more than it makes.

all i'm trying to advice u is not to abuse t qualification. Dats all.. people just don't wana be corrected.. You are a boss, I respect that.. buh please, I wont hide the truth from you. If no business do not pay more than it can afford then such busines should employ qualifications dat will suit their pay grade. Simple.


U can't tell me u wish for a BSc holder and because u can't afford to pay above 15k, u expect the BSc holder to "manage"




Well, half bread they say is better than none, and an ant is better than a lazy man.


Peace

madepearl:
Exactly, pple abuse qualifications

of course. And he began to write crap asking me how many companies pay OND more than 20k. Can u just imagine the nonsense question. Wen I read it, I wept for the Nigerian people at heart.



That is how one other employer came on nairaland and needed an expert. If u see the way he made his specifications, I was like woow, this person that will apply must really be an expert befor tendering his cv, and funny enough the role was an ICT role. As soon as I got to the end part, I wept bitterly.


Remuneration: 50k. Reason( Startup company (companies use this hogwash excuse to play with the minds of jobseekers who will hope that as soon as they get the job and business booms, their salary will increase and they will end up and be like, ok leme just apply, instead of having nothing))


My sister.. it's really terrible. May God save us on the Judgement day.

ajebuter:
That's not the only way to birth a child. It could also be through a C-section which is the easiest, to me anyway. Painful yes, but fast and swift. Close your eyes in deep slumber, you get cut and your baby in your hand. Simple.

lwkmd no be me tell eve to chope fruit of good and evil.. na una wahala b dat. If una like, make una vomit d baby, e nor concern me.




Na joke ooo