₦airaland Forum

slyIsaac:
Whose the pervert now son!!
Join the club !!

goat. Did u see anythin like breast in my list? Mumu.

Op just hv sex. Dats all

chocolateme:
cutehector! Cutehector!! Cutehector!!!
How many times did I type your moniker?

why r u cryn? na me tell u say make u upload am

Sempumping:
this is so funny .I hope the Op is joking .
Occupation shoudnt be your first criteria the Genotype should

jokin what? Me sef want to marry a doctor!

Chocolateme u sure say dis nor b ur leg shape?


No pun intended

The op must be a serious pervert. Nw here is my list


1. Ur shoes. I measure a girl's worth by her footwear, and not just that, her toe nails. Some of them are so unhygenic they dnt even do pedicure, mchew! Dirty things


2. Their fingers. Same thing I was sayin in number one.. please try and do some manicure eh

3. Ur hair. OK. I just dnt like all those wigs dey put on.. hate artificial.

4. Teeth. Some of dem still have brown teeth.

5. Chest

6. Ass


7. Legs.

Curiosity killed d cat.. whatever u r lookin for, u will surely see it.


Just use ur hand and break ur home eh.. mumu.

namedonfinish:
incase of next time op, jux watch blue film wit him...


tank me lerra..

so Dat is what u do with kids? Ur lot needs to be stoned to death!

saraphina:
hey...

sup babe, hw it goin

prettythicksme:
no let me vex oo

u knw say me like to find ya trouble for nairaland

prettythicksme:
Help me give op Mouth Gig

bcus ur mouth Don expand onto d millions of bj wey u Don gv abi

esejessy:
Hell yeah!!! DTS what I am talking about

prettythicksme come see fyn Bobo oooo @ esejessy's pic...

Smellymouth:
OK Boss, because for that other game,i am still a learner compare to legendary you

hahahahhahahha



Relax, she'l come bak to u

Na so one fine babe like dat Wan throw herself give Alex ekubo, Omo ma guy diss d babe like say she be ebola

FlawlessRebirth2:
CHAI.......GAWD


GIVE DAH GUY TWO PACKS OF CONDOM

to bang who abeg?

prettythicksme:
gbam!

ashawo

Smellymouth:
Egbon Yung Alhaji, warris my crime na??

relax, I just dey like d pics wey u dey upload.

Smellymouth I swear u dey funny

ariyike23:
Its true..its actually 240k,my cosin jes started working dere,buh dey gave dem a compulsory car loan of 3 million wich dey started deducting 70k per month. Diet idea is access bankers dnt walk.. Buh d job is super duper stressful,u will work for d money

Plus my dad used to be a zonal manager dere,he got her d job,buh i repeat again.The pressure is frigging too much, Dere s no xcuse for non performace so dey say

lol na human beings dey do d job na.. so there is nothing there... babe link me na.

henry49:
I like the course. At least, one will definitely know how to approach a lady.

lol me too.. I will run it wen I have the time..

[quote author=koife post=43890099][/quote]ehen nw u talking,.... next time wen u hav an argument, choose ur words carefully.

falconey:
i just hope her vocation is not therapy or counselling.

seriously some girls r very stvpid I swear. How can one become frnds with someone they just broke up wit not long ago.

Who just does dat

koife:
Were were supposed to see at Dawaki in Abj. I dropped her off her house on a Friday to see next day. She called me the next day telling me she wants to go somewhere without any explanation....I was curious coz she never hinted me a day before that day. I asked her to excersie patience that I'll be with her coz at the time I was at jabi fixing my cousins car. She insisted on going to God knows where and dropped series of calls I put to her. I called her mother and made her know how hurt I felt. Next I saw was breakup message in my phone!copied?

just like dat?

koife:
Thnx man...I begged her in the name of her late father, God...Ive tried every avenue to appease her. Am feeling empty, lonely, betrayed, rejected, mistreated, maltreated, abused, manipulated

eh eh, u sef wait, tell d house wat u did abeg.. sometimes we just pass judgements wen the op doesn't even gv a valid reason as to why the person left. So tell us, wat really happend.

Cc

Ladyf
Falconey
Idydarling
Kashybaby
Nturguy1112

falconey:
This is worse advise have ever seen, even worse than the the guy that wrote "suicide"

u dey mind d babe. Wen I read it, I was like, who is dis confused being.

Op rejoice and be glad... for it would have been worse if u married her and she divorced u...


So relax and be happy... it's her loss.

She is a very selfish woman and unforgiving.

pinkpebbles:
Dat wah I said at first. Its an inniciation process. Once you ar in,diaz no goin bak

lol so not workin on me babe,

U can't see a guy fixed on TV watchn Korean movies.. mbanunu

ladyF:
I've never watched it tho, only heard people talking about it. It must have really been so bad....

if I catch u eh. Bad girl. Dats wat u wee like

pinkpebbles:
I do oh. Infact, am done wt all hollywood series. Am goin into Korean now

lwkmd! Korean? Really? I'd rather watch telenovelas


I reaally dnt find anytn interestn abt Korean movies

ladyF:
lmao

mehn dat movie bad gan.