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ShutTheFhuckUp:

ohk dear,
Cc; cutehecttor, 2ddice, pbs4real..

I presen† ²yhu ds pre††y ßooless chik.

chei pbs4real don already collect dis chic

zaragal:
U were making sense until u said if y wanna keep ur virginity masturbate.....honestly u jst start to talk without sense..

Cutehector:
D reason why love is rare is because we like to get deceived with words dan wit actions.. Imajin my ex told me she loved me and expected me to tell her I love her bak... I"v not felt any love for her so why is she forcing it? Jeez!
Look here ladies, love is not a feeling, rather an act.. Its a doing word, not an adjective. Thr is nothing like love wen u r young, or in ur teenage years, its just hormones fvckn wit ur brain.. Truth be told, I hav neva felt anylove for d opposite sex eva, and I wish to, or rather its somthing I want to do. Naturally, I"m kind, and nice, and I"m not ready for love yet until I"m able and capable for it.. Nw let's not deceive ourselves, we are all young, we should be havn fun instead of falling in love . If u wana keep ur virginity, den stay out of relationships. Be single and mastturbatte urself continuously, buh if u want a functionin relationship, den be ready for d gameshow.

only those wit a functioning sense of humor will see d bolded and knw I was joking because of d smiley there... Go get one!

D reason why love is rare is because we like to get deceived with words dan wit actions.. Imajin my ex told me she loved me and expected me to tell her I love her bak... I"v not felt any love for her so why is she forcing it? Jeez!

Look here ladies, love is not a feeling, rather an act.. Its a doing word, not an adjective. Thr is nothing like love wen u r young, or in ur teenage years, its just hormones fvckn wit ur brain.. Truth be told, I hav neva felt anylove for d opposite sex eva, and I wish to, or rather its somthing I want to do. Naturally, I"m kind, and nice, and I"m not ready for love yet until I"m able and capable for it.. Nw let's not deceive ourselves, we are all young, we should be havn fun instead of falling in love . If u wana keep ur virginity, den stay out of relationships. Be single and mastturbatte urself continuously, buh if u want a functionin relationship, den be ready for d gameshow.

tosyne2much:
I viewed her profile and surprisingly, I saw no LIKE on her profile

I guess the woman wrappers are on sabbatical leave


Cutehector where art thou ?

lol wat is it?

Why him go get babe? Thumbs up for d guy jor... These hoes aint loyal..

Its because d stvpid perverted H.R recruiters get blinded by boobs and ass....

Wow

kelch19:
but u like this one

I said I dnt like hotdogs..

I'v neva liked hotdogs...

When u just can't muster up d courage to tell her ur feelings.


Wen she really doesn't want u to shag her

Devil"s mailbag...



Thank me later

If transport is 13,200 per month and feeding is let's say u spend 500naira per day on food, dat"s 15000naira, totals, 28,200, nw ur a gurl, u need to buy necessary things like tampons, do ur hair, make up, etc... Mehn babe, u will so run at a loss and find urself needing help frm a coworker or a boyfrnd...


Its not worth it, even if u start, u will quit after one or two months later... Dats d hard truth

Na him we dey for nigeria here dey kill ourselves...

Lmao... Its just a nice way of telln her she is too clingy, I need space

Most women won't like to hav a painful sex

Fvcking true .... Sometimes I laff wen I see some weird posts... Am like, if only he knew...

vani86:
Bro afang is d bomb, but i no sabi cook am, so i settle for egusi or okro. I ask again, how mu cheaper is okro

na 100 naira e dey for market... U sabi cook okro soup?

Durentt:
seems like no one has ever dealt wit u here on NL before. Am warnin u again keep ur distance, quote me again and watch heaps of calamity fall upon ur bald head now. Try me again, foolish son of his drunkard father

hahaha..... Children... Go to mummy

EgusiSoup:

chei all dis calabar restaurants don spoil ur soup mehn.. Dey dnt knw hw to cook egusi soup very well...

williamsean:
na so ugly boys go dey spoil my tread bad belle

who is dis one? MchEew.

Durentt:
toor, keep ur distance on NL..

lmao, u should be running away frm me son.... Nw get on ur mark...

vani86:
I think its like 40 naira per cup. What of okro, how much is it today?

I dnt like okro jor.. Shey u"v tasted afang ryt? Yummy

Durentt:
hmmm hector, i wil put u where u belong

lmao... Its just like a rat telling a lion "I will put u were u belong" look here kid, I think d ban u went for wasn't enough, I guess I"d increase it more dis time around...

Lmao. 2 stupid fools

Jessica alba.... Prettiest eyes

Wat makes u different frm ur frnds dat dnt use condom to bang olosho?

Mtcheew..

I just wished he should be raped in prison too..

Some pregnant women r sexy u knw..

Op, look if ur decision to be in a relationship wit a girl is to hav sex and u aint getn any, den desist from such relationship... Remember, its ur decision... Dats why peeps be callin u a fool... Its not because naturally u r a fool buh because d reason why u chyked a gurl isn't fullfilled... So if u really wana hav sex, pls dnt fool urself wit her and get anoda babe dat will gv it to u on a platter of gold.

Lmao...