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it took me almost 30 mintues readin' all wat u've all said, since d very beginning of dis topic. i ave to say, u guys are d laughter medicine to any illness. I'm crack-ker-laughing 'ere . my belly hurts, I bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, are we hearin' any wedding bells soon, for Kiki & Koko? (see how pretty they sound together)

i'm not from Lagos. Na wettin?

She has now travelled back to the village for the burial with her children. "Mommy, why is daddy sleeping and why are you crying?"

tanks 4 de support gal

how do ya know she's bald?,i know she wears wig, lots of times in movies and u can never see her hair but i don't know of women with baldness issue,it loooks like u do, do ya?

ha ,i'm very good in french,as in school and all but speaking fleuntly,i can but i dislike to because i can never keep a straight face when it's been spoken, it's so funny.I almost got meself sent out in an examination because i was laughing uncontrollably, really out-loud @ these teachers who were discussing in French and they were standing close to where i was sitting doing my French exams(compulsory to do french) which was supposed to be a no-talking exam but if u were there that day, u would have thought that i'd gone completely wacko, my friends later told me,they thought that i'd gone pyscho .

tell it like it's true gal,

or "is dis man havin' an affair behind my back, e he, e no fit happen,we loved each other, or?"

very well done! (nice speech)

true talk

@ foxxy, u are very entitled to your opinion but the fact still remains: u've not answered the question. For me, i think Stella damacus acts passionately, Genevieve is wonderful, Omotola is very into her thing while Ini is everything together(my opinion). So, pls do us the pleasure of letting ur answer be known.
P.S: u really should stop writing in caps, it's offically known as offensive

"Hmm, u do uh?" jessie asked sarcastically, "yeah, u jealous now,, "that sentence erupted more laughter from the brothers and after recovering Jason spoke," No, on a serious note, if i could find a woman with the qualties like maureen's, u know them, understanding, caring, thoughful, appreciative and so motherly to her kids, lastly, sexy as hell,then i'm damn sure, i'll gonna marry her off the market" he turned to his youngest brother whose face expression looked anything but pleased. "I was joking, " Jason busted laughing because the face of his brother looked worse than that of an angry man who just found out his wife has been cheating on him with his best friend. "Don't ever do that" Jessie warned while waving his finger at Jason.

Unknown to his father, Jason was very pleased to obliged to his father's advice. Riding in his Nissan 350Z Convertible, he noticed the sky was cloudless and you couldn't even wear a T-shirt without sweating like u've jus finished eating a whole turkey for thanksgiving alone forcefully, nevertheless today was a great day and he wasn't about to allow his mood get rotten because of the weather condition. He is riding over to his youngest brother Jessie's restaurant to have lunch. On arriving, he parked by the road side just opposite the restaurant. Siting Jessie's Ressie as the restaurant was named, he beaming with pride as he headed for the entrance of one of Portharcout's best restaurant.
As he got nearer, a doorkeeper opened the door for him and after giving him his thanks, he looked forward and saw Jessie waving at him. Waving back, he saw his brother was extremely busy even though there were numerous waiters & waitresses serving around. Speaking of, one of them came over to him to ask what he needed anything. "I'm fine, thank you". Nodding, the waitress strolled off to ask the couple that just walked in os they needed anything.
Deciding to sit for a while, seeing that his brother was busy giving orders around, wearing a yellow-grey strips paolo gucci shirt and khaki baggy shorts with nice white reebok trainers. He looked great, just like his brothers, "must be the genes" he whispered. After 5 mins, his brother came and they parted each other at the back, then sitting down, Jesie order drinks for them both, smiling to his big brother he said, "drinks on the house, don't bother to pay". Laughing, Jason relied," even my lunch too, because all those years ago when u used to beg annoningly to play with me when we were little kids, this is pay back time"
"Alrignht then" said Jessie glad that he's grother was back home. "So, you ready for your surprise?" he continued, "what surprise, i thought I was taking u to see the new house i bought" jason said. Now sliping his drink, jessie replied, "Oh, i forgot about that, i'm sorry, but u've got to come with me, i'm taking u to a vey NICE surprise" grinning as he said it. "what a minute," Jason asked, " i hope u're no trying to hook me up again?" he continued, " U're no good at this, lil brother, u keep hooking me up with women totally opposite to me."
Laughing aloud, jessie said " Pls don't tell maureen abotu that deal, she'll kill me if she knows that i'm still hooking couples up," "Aha, i knew maureen doesn't deserve you,"jason jokingly replied.

the story starts. Titel: A new hope

Once upon a time, there was a man, 30 years of age,tall and dark and irresistably handsome to boot. However he had a secret he kept from his family consisting of his father, mother, 2 younger brothers and 1 elderly sister. Jason, was made the director of his father's company Uzech's Nigeria Ltd. 3 years ago after graduating from Harvard Uni and coming home to Nigeria. Ever since then, his mother had been on his back about the issue of getting married. He's younger brothers are both married with lovely nieces and nephews who he adores and his elderly Sis is not making the situation easier on him but only his father is consistant that he doesn't bother about marriage,that ", it's not the right time son, think about it, u're jus back from abroad and you're jus starting this new job,give ut five years, O.K"

exactly, u're jus chattins s**t foxxy. pls, when u've calmed down, u might reason well. No one here is to be considered a lesbian jus because they think ini is hot. I think u're jealous,yeah, because all ya talk about her stinking on screen and s**king a** and all, jus so she could get a role prove that u've got something against ini, u're not just some person who's a devoted fan of another actress and is very pissed whenever ini is being praised. It doesn't take a shrink to know that , because u've taken the word 'obsessed' to a new level

wat do mean by O.P

:-x

no!no! talk about being covetous @ foxymama, if u think ini edo is crap at being an actress, why don't u try it?

I think the wedding bells aren't far away

"wat, wat do you want me to do?, huh, stand and listen to ur lies,no,no, let me go" He said while tearing away abigail's pleading hands from his legs. He began walking vigoriously towards his car,same time, yelling for the gateman to open the gate,so he could ride out. "AKIM,AKIM,where is this guy?, oh,there u are, open this gate,let me leave this God-forsaken house",meanwhile spitting to the ground to demonstrate his disgust."May God have mercy on ur souls,, Akim,u better leave too before darkness overshadow ur life" Akim running to open the gate with his hands on his head whispering to himself," ki lo she le? wetting dey happen? "

"wat, wat do you want me to do?, huh, stand and listen to ur lies,no,no, let me go" He said while tearing away abigail's pleading hands from his legs. He began walking vigoriously towards his car,same time, yelling for the gateman to open the gate,so he could ride out. "AKIM,AKIM,where is this guy?, oh,there u are, open this gate,let me leave this God-forsaken house",meanwhile spitting to the ground to demonstrate his disgust."May God have mercy on ur souls,, Akim,u better leave too before darkness overshadow ur life" Akim running to open the gate with his hands on his head whispering to himself," ki lo she le? wetting dey happen? "

i bow 4 una. wettin? wettin?
una be the correct set of jury for this case, why una no con help micheal jackson wen e dey in need 4 the correct jury dat time when e dey in need for one

@janet.girl: gem87 dey correct o. I beg, if I say as all these women vary so, na so they also beautiful in their own way,she e go settle things. E no go kill a sister to try o! bring up another topic b4 i die 4 boredom

angelu:
they passed by a church and a pastor was preachin amd they decided to go inside, and they later they prayed 4 her and discovered the deer was an evil spirit and they prayed 4 her and she was healed.
watch out 4 part 2!!!!

The woman became an active member of the church, people respected her and seeked her advice untill one event turned her life upside down. Her husband committed suicide after leaving a note that said she drove him to it.

@ angelu,olumide7,aykay,omonozozo,eslynera inspira,twinstaiye,snowsdream,buckeye,swish n anyone i left out: well done. Can i start part 2?

Honey (now crying), it's not wat u think, ur father, is the boss of the place where I got my new secretary Job last month and he said we should go over our workplans together. He(pointing to dad), suggested @ my place n , oh oh oh, pls forgive me,i love u (already at her knees)

babe1:
Is too, when my hubby is away. which is all the time.

cheater!!!!!!!!!!!