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Nairaland Generalrocko !! by Cwaya(op):
*guardian of rocko , stands with sword and shield held by his side*
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by Cwaya(m): 5:32pm On Dec 01, 2014
MizMyColi:


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Phew! Phew!

Just came out of exam hall.
It is not beans, honestly.
Things can only get better.

embarassed At the moment, I'm Crushless embarassed


But.....



There are people whose presence on this forum makes my run here very worthwhile......these are the people who have raised me up in one way or another.....we've laughed, we've pained, we've danced.....we have been like family.....as a matter of fact, we are Family. grin grin

We are connected, all connected.

I love you all, that's my default setting to every person mentioned here in.

I call this month blessed!
I call this month Purposeful
I call this month Life, Love, Blessings, Fruitfulness, Peace.......................add what you like in the spaces provided wink

Happy New Super-Duper Fantastic Month!!!
kiss
I do Love U e-coli
oh.. i forget, the bacteria name grin .. sowi

e-toolz smiley cool kiss
RomanceRe: Know Your Lover's And Your Enneagram Type by Cwaya(m): 1:22pm On Dec 01, 2014
MizMyColi:
Okay, ngwanu, take it again.
I did again !! smiley

RomanceRe: Know Your Lover's And Your Enneagram Type by Cwaya(m): 12:41pm On Dec 01, 2014
MizMyColi:
LoL

That link keeps showing a particular result.

What's you trifix?

Oops .. I've forgotten oo ,

The Thing iyav wipe embarassed
RomanceRe: Guys, What'll You Do If She Hits You In The Groin? by Cwaya(m): 12:17pm On Dec 01, 2014
IF SHE TRYS IT ... then i have no option than to

*In OLX voice*

"SELL HER" grin

Abeg that place is very important!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday To Our Beautiful, Intelligent And Dynamic Vikkyb by Cwaya(m): 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2014
Happy Bday Girl !! cool
RomanceRe: Know Your Lover's And Your Enneagram Type by Cwaya(m): 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2014
cool grin This people gat to be kidding me
http://www.enneagramquiz.com/results.php


MizMyColi

My Test Result grin http://www.enneagramquiz.com/results.php
Nairaland GeneralThe " WHAT IFs" Thread - (your Fears Version ) by Cwaya(op): 2:38pm On Nov 28, 2014
Share your fears using the phrase "WHAT IF " at the beginning of the sentence !.

******** You can drop your advice for people*******

Okay Make I start Mine cool

**************

1) What If This building am inside now, Just collapsed , How do I escape? sad

2. What If I got stuck in a Bank's Auto-Door due to power failure, and armed Robbers came shooting on the glass bullet proofed Door ? (YEPAA)

3. WHAT IF I FAIL TO BECOME RICHER THAN BILL GATES ?? ( I will be richer than Dangote tho) cool

4. WHAT IF i could have saved my mum and I didnt, what if she iz not happy with me now ? sad * oh boy na ma highest fear be that*

5... WHAT IF I was given the president seat for 24hours and I summorned the country's strong & corrupt politicians. when they all gather at the banquet all in the name of peace, I would trigger a bomb and terminate them all. What would happen to me after that? undecided

6. What If No Girl is actually crushing on me ? sad

7. What if i'm actually a Bad Person after all ? undecided


WHAT IF ... WHAT IF.... WHAT IF...

&**********************

Letz Have Your 'WHAT IFs' ..

and advices too smiley cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny SMS Fraud Conversation ;D by Cwaya(op): 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2014
Astutechris:
Very funny you. You have given me ideas on what to reply this scammer. I can't wait for their next SMS!
LOL Just make a fool of them grin
EventsRe: What Is Black Friday? by Cwaya(m): 10:17am On Nov 28, 2014
OP u just read my mind this morning..
i was wondering why this phrase is alwayz on net .. mostly used to market products and services undecided ..

Nice one
Jokes EtcFunny SMS Fraud Conversation ;D by Cwaya(op): 5:26pm On Nov 27, 2014
So, I was over working myself today at work (almost getting upset), then this sms hit my phone .. I ignored it but at a time i decided to reply the Jonser that sent it,

The Photo Below is the SMS interchange !! grin
No blame me, I was looking for something to ginger me up grin

The second photo is a previous event too grin

*In Phyno's Voice* Ndi ara Ndi ara .. Haa Choo Irim #GhostMode grin cool

Share Your Experiences Guyz !!

NB: Mod abeg move to a better Section if not in the right place .. Thanks

Technology Market23 Interesting Tech-facts by Cwaya(op): 12:09pm On Nov 27, 2014


In a world run by Internet connectivity for all aspects of life, from efficient work operations and management to social networking connections, it is no surprise that information is the foundation of our collective future. That being said, here are some quirky facts about technology that you may find surprising.

1. On eBay, there is an average of
$680 worthof transactions every second.

2. Ninety-one percent of all adults have their mobile phone within arm’s reach every hour of every day.

3. There are6.8 billion people on the planet and 4 billion of them use a mobile phone. Only 3.5 billion of them use a toothbrush.


4. Hewlett Packard, Microsoft, as well as Apple have one not so obvious thing in common – they were all started in a garage .

5.Twenty-five percent of Americans use only a mobile device to use the Internet.

6. Every minute, 100 hours of video are uploaded on YouTube by individual users.

7. There are271 million mobile subscribers within the United States alone, and numbers are quickly growing.

8.Two hundred and twenty million tons of old computers and other technology devices are trashed in the United States each year.

9. Ninety percent of text messages areread within three minutes of being delivered.

10. Thirty million individuals watch
television programming from their mobile phones.

11. The average 21 year old has spent 5,000 hours playing video games, sent 250,000 emails, instant messages, and text messages, and has spent 10,000 hours on a mobile phone alone.

12. The first personal computer was created by Berkeley Enterprises. Affectionately referred to asSimon, it sold for a pricey $300 in 1950.

13. It has been 40 years since the world’s first mobile phone call successfully took place.

14. On average, technology users carry2.9 devices on them at all times.

15. There are 350 millionSnapchat messages sent every day.

16. Since the company’s inception, there have been 144.7 million individual visitors to Facebook, making it the most visited social networking site as of June 2013 .

17. RadioShack was one of the first companies to start the personal computer revolution, back in 1970, with its TRS-80.

18. The first mouse was invented by
Douglas Engelbart in 1963; it consisted of a hard wooden shell and two clunky metal wheels.

19. Of the 60 billion emails that are sent on a daily basis, 97 percent are considered spam.

20. The first cell phone sold in the United States – the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X – was designed by Rudy Krolopp in April of 1984. It weighed two pounds.

21. Google handles an estimated 1 billion search queries each and every day, releasing almost 200 tons of CO2 per day.

22. There are500 apps added each day to the Windows Phone Store.

And most importantly…

23. The man known as the Father of Information Theory,Claude Shannon, invented the digital circuit – the foundation of the magic that provides us all access to the Internet today - during his master’s degree program, when he was just 21 years old.

Any other cool tech facts ?? Add yours cool !

RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 10:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
how did ur day go nau?
It was okay.. just okay nothing more .

wana crash noww jack,
need to be up by 4am.

we'll talk moro man.
cool
RomanceRe: December Break Up Excuses! by Cwaya(m): 10:14pm On Nov 24, 2014

Boy: Your MostActive Sectionon Nairaland just changed to Romance.
What areyou looking for there !!

Girl: Bae ... itsnotwhatyou think,I....

Boy: I WHAT ?? ITSOVER !!
Gimme my spare key.



grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Cwaya howdy!! cool
cool
RomanceRe: December Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by Cwaya(m): 6:08pm On Nov 24, 2014

Boy: Your Most Active Section on Nairaland just changed to Romance.

What are you looking for there !!

Girl: Bae ... its not what you think, I ....

Boy: I WHAT ?? ITS OVER !!
Gimme my spare key.


grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Cwaya(m): 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2014
NO MAGARIZM RECORD !! grin
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 10:01am On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Ok no P! Cwaya good morning o grin
yeah cool Gmorning Man!
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 6:30am On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Hahahaha! Ok! How abt Oga Cwaya? cool
undecided
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 12:30am On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Ah I called u sir? My bad! Of course you're not "sir" grin
You're d Boss tho cool
Where re u nw?
Boss no be name undecided .

I'm Cwaya cool

i dey lagos now. surulere
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 12:20am On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Very true sir.. BOI at Okpanam abi Anwai road grin
God I miss that place sad
Ur nephew still schooling at St Patricks is cool.. Seeing as the school is kinda reformed.. Unlike our days cool mennhh!! That was when SPC was SPC.. Now its all Ajebutter stuff goin on there nw tongue
Cool too grin
yeah ajebutter tinz now oo.

BOI is at okpanam road ..
And i'm not Sir undecided
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 12:18am On Nov 24, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
nawa o
Bobo you serve for 2/3years?
Na extension?
You sleep with state coordinator wife?
Lolz
lol...
maka why will i sleep with state coordinator wife! grin

after my nysc year, those ppl refused to let me go oo, for my mind i good die grin . They tried there possible best to give me a permanent seat but the Ogas at the top pass them grin sad .

so i left after an extra year , make i go find my own jaare.
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 12:07am On Nov 24, 2014
Emperorking20:
Lol! Abi na u forget me.. U were preoccupied nw?! I mentioned u yesterday but u didn't show grin
Sorry Sir! Go back to ur convo with Amefrica, Kachisbarbie and MizMycoli . I'm enjoying it grin
lol. i cant forget you man.. u ma manchee.

I heard u tell someone u attended st patrick asaba.

thtz cool .. i actually reside i asaba then and even now coz my ppl are there. Na work dey carry me comot. my guyz are there too, so itz still ma place.
ma lil nephew attends st patrick now.
i was serving (nysc) in Bank of Industry then2011-2013 while you where in school grin .

you cool man. cool
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 11:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
Emperorking20:
Owk! smiley
Jack u just deleted me from ur memory undecided huh
RomanceRe: Dont Be Surprised Naijaboy Won Because He Is Really A "Kulboy" by Cwaya(m): 9:18pm On Nov 23, 2014
Amefrica:
Yepa! shocked I don remove my hands oo, go for both of 'em. Mizmycoli and Kachisbarbie, abeg this guy need you. Na me be the first son of my family, no kill me for my family.. **runs for his dear life** embarassed
lol grin .
ma guy don confess !

u be first son, me i be first and only son !! hehehe ma own badt pass sef.

btw i didnt complete the gun name.
it is ak 47 WATER GUN ! grin

tongue

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