₦airaland Forum

MizMyColi:
Could you please help with mine?

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Ohkay.

For the guys who always feel Superior at all time; Commanding and Dictating!!
Maybe you need to think twice !!

Nice one.

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PaulCI:
LETTER BY A FOOLISH WOMAN
Man, i am sorry.
Sorry that i have sat as judge and jury, weighed you on broken scales and found you over weight.
Man, i am sorry.
In my search for finer material things in my life, i have 'sucked' you dry and left you for another.
Man, i am sorry.
Perceiving myself as weaker, fragile, and you stronger and crude, i have used words, religion, nairaland, law, and ever increasing subtlety to keep this blackmail going.
Man, i am sorry.
For i have looked at you as my bank and the source of my endless stream of cash. I have looked at you as something to be used and dumped when a "bigger" bank opens up for business. Your wallet and "junior" bears the scars of my reckless spending and infidelity.
What have i done?
In my foolishness, i marked out a slot for your number in my phonebook and labeled it "maga one".
And kept the next slot for "maga two".
What have i become?
Seeking thrills, i have forgoten that "everyday for the thief, one day for the owner".
Man, i am sorry.
This is my repentance song.
The blue contact lens in my eyes have broken and now i can truly see.
I see that you still love me despite the plenty hurts that have come from me.
I see that your heart still beats well and is healthy despite the many heartbreaks i have caused you.
I see you unique, handsome, strong-willed, passionate, loving, gifted, full of life and magnanimous in showing love.
I marvel at your might and strength of character.
I see your courage in adversity, your wisdom and strength and now my heart trembles at your awesome persona.
I pray that you will forgive me and let me be my your side, that i might witness your vision and glory darkened by my quest for "silly wisdom", for now i know that in my search for luxury and wisdom i found foolishness!

PenSniper:
Why are you such a shameless liar like your kinsmen. Lieing over an issue thats still very fresh. Did the igbos in Lagos not demand for the position of deputy governor, threatening to vote against any party that failed to succumb to their threat ? Is your memory so short or are you being rather mischievious ? Truely you people are a pain in the ass, the weeping tribe of Nigeria.

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Bros, from the news I read back then oo, a group called Goodluck Ga n'iru (goodluck move forward) demanded that the igbos be giving de post of deputy gov under pdp At the end they didnt get the post, what then happened ? Did they continue to threaten or demand for apc Deputy governor post?

When they didnt get their request they remain calm, i guess. You can educate me on other threats they issued after that.

No push the whole blame on them, the other tribe has their own wrong doings in this election.

At the end, the polithiefians succeeded in playing politricks with our head.

We just gotta say no to POLITRICKS !!
move forward for a better Naija.

And Bros, no dey call me names biko. i no insult you or your people. I just woke up and saw "shameless liar " i dropped my phone with force because it scared me

#Peace

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tosag:
You are right about the Oba starting the fight, but don't you think it's time for the Igbos to forgive the Oba and move on?

cirmuell:
@bolded, educate us please.

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Okay, sit back.
Have a bottle of coke and pop corn.

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My Points are;

#SayNoToPolitricks

#PoliticiansAreBadassF**

#CausingWarAmongYouth

#LetsProtectTheFuture

Na our head dey dey use ooo...


#ProudlyIgbo
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irunoobo:
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They should have allowed these people to secede and form their Biafra back then. They are a pain in everyone's ass now [/size]

Chidozieude:
I am a detribalised Igbo man

Chidozieude:
See Kweshion.

Tell me your name, your address, your date of birth and Ur bank card Pin number and I will gladly answer your question

Chidozieude:
This is just the beginning. Change is here to stay.

The outcome of the Lagos elections was never in doubt but I am happy we can now all agree that Lagos is Yorubaland.

Mr Agbaje Nwosu still has a bright political future BUT not in Yorubaland. He can go and contest in Anambra or Abia

Yorubas generally do not tolerate Omo Ales. Agbaje is an Omo Ale

austinvsb:
If him no apologise,come comot am from throne. jobless things!! your people back home are about to face the most difficult four years ever in Lagos and Nigeria at large.

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Says our creator eh!

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Nursecaleb:
This people sef,u love wahala o,ignore the old fool,i m nt afraid of crowned obas,i fear the most high,king of kings

rittyben:
Maybe you are right

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Okay, Okayyyyy

Do the needful.
Then if he shows no interest, free him.
You might be missing gold while trying to convince him.

And hey, you said he is on nairaland!!!??

I no talk again
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rittyben:

rittyben:
Na wa o

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Did ... i .. say something wrong?
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rittyben:
cwaya cwaya

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Lol..

No let person shoot me ooo
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nairapolice:
Keep your mouth seal boss, you ppl always claim u r the lost tribe of Isreal and that u dont have a home. Infact u must have gotten lost when u were being led home from egypt because of yo waywardness. and ibos havegot no fucking money cos when the time is ripe to pursue u na, we will seize yo money and auction yo properties d way we did for ghana

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hahahahahahaha..

Nairapolice abi KoboMopol

As for Lost tribe of israel, I dont care about that because i didnt bear witness to that neither do my father or grandfather. I'm Igbo and purely Igbo.

Coming to the Pursue matter, we are waiting for you in the Lagoon to come drive us.

YOU CAN'T DO ANY SHIT!!
Even your Tinubu and oba no fit pursue us so long as Nigeria is concerned

and ibos havegot no fucking money cos when the time is ripe to pursue u na, we will seize yo money and auction yo properties d way we did for ghana

Imagine, you are hoping on our money and properties to sell .. chaii, no dey fall your people hand naa.

Ntoiiiii !!!!

Seriously, from what some of you post here una dey fall hand for nairaland, my yoruba friends dont reason this way, they are cool guys.

#PROUDLYIGBO
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Controlled:
if it was Yoruba people....that the eze said dat about.....I can assure u 100%...that they would not have even paid attention to it...they would have laffed it off....but Igbos....always big story...so yorubas like to laff @their expense....

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Buhahahaahaha

I can see how you guys are laughing it off.

Goto Alaba/balogun market and see if any igbo man cares about any shit called politics if not his money.

We were on our own oo, una oba carry mouth dey follow us.
Why the empty threats when you know you cant do anything.

Nna go sleep biko, i wan go chill for Lagoon park.
Join me if you wish
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MizMyColi:

Denrele and his Yinmurantus....

The wife to be must be a transgendered.

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What if this guy is not actually gay?

I never see proof ooo
All i'm seeing is attention seeking costumes and traits.
He got the attention he needed anyway.

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Kachisbarbie:
lols

We done old o...
Coli just clocked 35, I would be 28 soon.
So, you see?

We done olddd

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No be only 35 and 28,

You must accept ooo
The two of you..

I wan do Fani Kayode for two of you.
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gbosaa:
They should have pleaded with the oba to slap their faces hard to make the message sink in.

Igbos should be grateful for every minute they are allowed to be in Lagos.

If a Yoruba man or woman hit you, plead with him to kick you as well.

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BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
No point arguing with you. I now know how far you reason.


Kid Goto bed.
Its late.
or You can join me in the lagoon. I'm at Chukwuemeka Bar at Waterside street, Lagoon.,

#ProudlyIgbo
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DesChyko:
Hehehehe.. Ndi Igbo kwenu!! Hiaaa!!
Akwa idi.ot ahu si anyi ga-anwu n'ime lagoon.
Onu gbawakwa ya.

#in Phyno's voice#.
Ndi igbo na-atu Local Governments
Na-enye Agbaje victory na ala Yoruba.
Nwanne ndi Yoruba a na-ebe ka nta.
Ma o bu onye Lagos ma o si esi esi bata..

Lol.. Phyno should really consider signing me up.

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Guy, chillax jaare
How sure are you the results are correct.

We dont really care who wins there, afterall agbaje is still their own son.
Our own be say, they should just free us and stop the Jealousy.
Shebi we dey our own wey Oba dey tackle us.

Anyhow shaa, I dey Waterside street for Lagoon, you fit show make we sip Orijin.


#ProudlyIgbo
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gbosaa:
Z


You should be grateful that the Yorubas allowed you to live in Lagos.
You should be grateful that they allowed you to work in Lagos.
You should be grateful that they allowed you spend your money in Lagos.
You should be grateful that they allowed you breathe Lagos air.
You should be grateful that they allowed you listen to their noise.
You should be grateful for the accommodation that Yorubas gave you.

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We should Lie on the Floor and hail the Oba "Kabiesi ooooo" when he made that statement eh.
We should have shut our mouth eh.

Of course NO, We aint cowards.

#ProudlyIgbo
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odeotito:
Just unfortunate that Agbaje is now tainted as an Igbo ethnic politician! Imagine him promising to make an Eze Igbo a First Class Chief in Lagos. Except he was deceiving the Igbo he should know that The Igbo are a fiercely Republican and autonomous people who will not accept the overlordship of a single person as Eze all over Lagos Igbo- confusion will ensue! Just wondering how much of Igbo he can speak - in case he needs to try making a run for Governorship in any of the eastern states!
Shame to the apostles of ethnic politics playing us against one another! Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa et al are Nigerians who deserve to vote and be voted for ANYWHERE in the country.
It remains to be said however that it is an unreasonable and unfair thing to do to hit your host community under the belt by playing the ethnic card in election time when you have not been discriminated against in enjoying the dividend of democracy! The obvious attempt by Igbos at doing so in this elections is unfortunate and will only serve a notice on the Yoruba to be wary of the Igbo as a people nursing an agenda to take over their host community. The Igbo must consciously set out to put the Yoruba (their hosts in Lagos) at ease by correcting that impression

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#@BOLDED

Shey, igbos were on their own before the oba made that statement?
Did you hear any rumour of igbos turning lagos to Anambra or Enugu??
Abi you think say dey no get home??
For instance, if lagos were to be in the South East and one Igwe/Eze made that oba statement to counter the yorubas, are they not going to react the same way?
All Igbos care about in Lagos is their Fcukiing Money. We have our own states.

Stop insinuating shitzz, All this wouldnt have surfaced if that Oba controlled his mouth.

#ProudlyIgbo

Meanwhile, chillaxing in the Lagoon already.
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dipopooo:
Oluwa ooo so close! Amuwo odofin pple una no do well ooo. Una want PDP 2 rule us bah? NEVER n EVER


Ambode is our next governor .

#ThrowFlateesInLagoonAfterElection

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They are waiting for you and your oba to do it yourself.


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luvmijeje:
The next thing for the Yorubas to do in order satisfy the Igbos is to cut the Oba's head.... We don't have the right to tell you how to respond, you also don't have the right to tell us how to respond to your response

Revisionist at work...... Why were they attacked? That's how hatred for a tribe is passed from one generation to another.


Agreed...... But you don't insult a tribe by re-writing their history through saying Lagos is no man's land. By the way, where were you during the last Anambra election? How come you didn't write all this long epistle to condemn Obi and Nzeribe for their politics of hatred?