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romade:

lost ball in high weed ow You wan take see d ball na

a foreigner, sumtyn difficult to discover/settle

you'll weed the weeds
Pretty close. It means you've got no clue of what to do in a situation.


mine:
LET THE SLEEPING DOGs LIE!

I make corn rows and ''million'' braids, better than a lot of professionals

Ujujoan:

Never critisize a gift, no matter how small, because You got it free of charge _{i get am??}

You did

romade:

she fell on her way to d stage of d ice tip
if say na middle she take fall that one na full berg

It means that the visible situation is very very small compared to what's still coming.It's mostly used fo talk about an unpleasant situation.

Romade, you didn't leave any idiom 
ok, here's mine:
You are just a lost ball in the high weeds.

sima:

aw many tymes do I have 2 flush to git rid of you . . .
[size=5pt]n' keep hatin on my pix. . . it's dere 4 a purpose [/size]

Hating on your skeleton picture ke? A a ni re su o
I know it's there for a purpose and I can guess the purpose

It's obvious you can't dazzle me with brilliance, keep baffling me with bullshi*t. 
You're so making me take advantage of your handicap and I hate it.


@topic: nice picture.

Never knew you could scrape your jaw off the ground and come up with a reply! Anyways, it's 9:28am and I just got to work now. Would've loved to give you a piece of my mind, but I left so much undone yesterday, let me do some work, maybe I'll have time to respond to your display of literary impotence.

P S, there's a thread for insomniacs--folks who can't sleep--go there and do something with your boring self.

@topic, object decomposed beyond redemption. No amount of chemical can make[b] it [/b]look presentable.

I also can deal with wild cats, especially cheetas and jaguars
but can't stand pussy cats

Rule In Peace

rokiatu:

lol

_{abi o, just helping a sister out na}

This one too is really funny
read all the pages--never a dull moment with Emeka's sagem
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-105597.0.html

I can't remember how I got here, but this is like the funniest thread on here

should be in the jokes section.

hope school engineer's effort wasn't in vain

origina9ja and chamotex
_{naija, now you can relax and hope he's available.}

abi o, I wonder what people see in cats

no vex abeg

Didn't you see it up there?

chamotex:

no mind them . . . . .when they miss me, na wetin them dey do be that

Don't mind them

Moyola:

endtime!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not yet o! Only two women e-quarelling, they need 5 more to make it 7  

sima:

of course. . it can onli seem like a blab in a mentally incompetent nincompoop person's mind

Honestly, I never knew you were this stupid! What's the meaning of nincompoop person? I bet you saw it somewhere and you didn't bother to check how it's used--there's no need for person after nincompoop!

sima:

have You considered suein ur brain 4 lack of non-support ?

Shior! Lack of non-support = presence of support. I guess there’s no point suing something that adequately supports me! Maybe you should consider suing yours for non-support instead

sima:

have You considered suein ur brain 4 lack of non-support ? . . .  I don't know what makes you so dimwitted, but it really works!,  . If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. . ,
Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date. . i can always ignore You sumoda tyme

Ok, my friend’s 10-yr-old cousin has every single word you typed in her " insult’’ book. I guess that goes a long way to show how intelligent you are! How about googling without typing "insults"? It might come up with better results. . . just ma 5 cents

d aboriginal tales. . i could laugh less about that . .haha. .

Again, Mademoiselle, the joke is on ya!

I'm here to unwind after working ma butts off, If you know what's good for you, get out of ma way, let me catch ma fun or I'll crush you who'ha!

jassie:

na wa oo, see e-fight!

Yea, beotch started it.

@topic, two guys in the picture. . .

sima:

if You can't  blahblah. . .  blah . . . . blah. . . snot

You know you're just blabbing, keep displaying your stupidity and ignorance.
So, Aborigines screwed Kangaroos? I bet you're the consolation prize from the Kangaroos to the sub-human species, for screwing with their body and minds.
Just do me a favor--take a fatal overdose of whatever you're high on!
Ps, go get some sleep, your hollow eyes do need them. It's 5:40pm and I'm on ma way home.

sima:

you're a apish vain cabbage who comes on to the hypocritical brown noser and the immoral penile colonist.

That your best shot? It's obvious you've run out of meaningful words. Honestly, I would've loved to trade words with you or at least see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up ma a$$! How did you do it? I mean how did you get to talk with your  head far up your smelly a$$?
P S, watch how you spew your rotten guts on ma screen o, I can't clean shait.

I can see you are a half-wit with just about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster. .

B T W, ma cute black a$$ sure looks better than your crayfish head. Orijudi.

No, beotch, shove your durty mouth up your smelly a$$!

sima:

Keep rolling your eyes--hope you get to pick them when they fall off.

Sodgi:

una no de sleep?

Actually, it's 3:53pm here.

@topic, passed ma comment earlier.

sima:

blah blah blah. . kiss my a$$ 4 all i care

_{If I wan chop frog,I no go chop frog wey get egg?}
Plus, I don't kiss a$$es, I kick them.

I'm here to play the ''look at the person above yours and make a comment game'' so?
Next time you're doing a random selection from your collection of shitty words, check the meaning carefully.
If i'm an undertaker, it makes you a rotten corpse.

You checked ma profile and you think it looks like that of an undertaker
I checked yours and all I see there is a rotten corpse!
So, WTF you talking about?
It's a game, yea? Play on.

Corpse--a rotten one at that.

Personally, I can't stand Cats.

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Cats serve no real purpose, Dogs are worthy companions
Cats amuse themselves with people, people amuse themselves with Dogs
Cats are arrogant, Dogs are humble
Dogs look up to their owners, Cats look down on them
Dogs are man's best friend. . . that title didn't come cheap, they earned it!

Ok, Dogs bark, they drool, eat their vomit but they are still better than Cats.
I'D rather listen to a dog bark than listen to a cat meow.

Says shit happens

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@mtaiwo
what did u put that pic there for?

Looking for the bone of her bone