₦airaland Forum

calculator123:
if u wer asked to trekk from start to end of third mainland bridge unclad on a monday morning say from 8.am and u get 25million naira.would u do it?if u wer asked to trekk from start to end of third mainland bridge unclad on a monday morning say from 8.am and u get 25million naira.would u do it?if u wer asked to trekk from start to end of third mainland bridge unclad on a monday morning say from 8.am and u get 25million naira.would u do it?

..behave like u have gone nuts...joor...and walk down..disguised ..d money it quite tempting

tohpahz:
Orijin and stephenqueen Always spamming

..ya that's true

adeh39:
See them
U nko?
Silent observer

..who

adeh39:
See them
U nko?
Silent observer

..whi

scentmarlc:
Very very true....am hoping ScentHQ whatssapp guyz can read dis....



Tunnamania11 adeh39 mzmayD cyndax Kingtom


"See dem"


Abeg guyz tommorrow voting starts ooo, dont forget me


Nice one op, very informative and hilarious

...lmao...me no sabi .....wetin una dey yarn ere ohh...am innocent ni

Orijin101:
รฬєєτђєคгτ

..boo u wan derail d thread..lol

tunnamania11:
Tohpahz - Black cat Twaci- Observer Mzlaurel- complainer Mzmayd - Razor blade fingers Aminat508- picture guru Cyndy- Second observer Scentmarlc- Epistle master Kingtom- Agbaya Alberto- Razor blade fingers Orijin101- derailer

..ehhh.passing by....viewing from...angle 180°..lolz .....funny

tunnamania11:
Tohpahz - Black cat Twaci- Observer Mzlaurel- complainer Mzmayd - Razor blade fingers Aminat508- picture guru Cyndy- Second observer Scentmarlc- Epistle master Kingtom- Agbaya Alberto- Razor blade fingers Orijin101- derailer

..ehhh.passing by....viewing from...angle 180°

nikkiehan:
among the two who dies first

..d small ..tiny guy

Treash:
U saw someone fighting ur
mum, rushed into d house to
fetch a weapon and found
someone in bed with ur wife.
Which would you attend 2 first?

..Lil
its confusing.....sha .but blood is thicker than water....will rush save ma mum..den treat d mess ma wife ...has done

Treash:
U saw someone fighting ur
mum, rushed into d house to
fetch a weapon and found
someone in bed with ur wife.
Which would you attend 2 first?

..Lil
its confusing.....sha .but blood is thicker than water....will rush save ma mum..den treat d Bleep ma wife ...has done

Jarizod:
1. How are they with money?


Money is often cited as one of the most common things couples fight about. And when you're married this doesn't go away. If anything it can get worse if your finances become entwined. It's important to know how your partner handles money and what their attitudes toward it are. It's worth talking about whether you want to combine your finances through joint bank accounts or by filing taxes as a couple. Will your debts also be married? Money can't buy you love — but it can mess it up.

N. B-make sure you don't marry a "magarizer"

2.How do they express anger?


Everyone gets angry and upset sometimes and all couples are bound to fight. So it helps to know how your partner reacts to being upset. Do they freak out and yell or sulk in silence? Knowing this will help ease tensions when things get heated, and it'll just give you a sense of how to gauge their mood and adjust accordingly.

N. B - Don't marry someone that beats you even in courtship

3. Do they have any dreams or career ambitions that marriage might forestall?

For all its splendor, marriage sometimes means foreclosing on some of the goals or dreams you have. It's important to know what your partner doesn't want to give up on, whether it's traveling across Europe or going to graduate school, and how it's likely to affect your marriage.

4. What is their spiritual inclination?

As people get older, religion and spirituality often becomes more important to them. And as we all know, relgious differences can be a major source of conflict between anyone. But it doesn't have to be. You just need to have reasonable expectations and know what you're getting into. Are you comfortable with your partner being religious if you're not? Or, if you like to pray and they don't, how will that affect your life together?

5. How will you handle the division of labor?

Will one person work and the other stay home? Will you divide up household chores evenly? There's no right or wrong way. Just be clear about what each of you expects.

Cc Lalasticlala, Ishilove

....ya that's....true...#fact#.your talking out of reality

kinglekan:
Hey Cindyyyy!!

....wetin ..I steal from u...lol

tunnamania11:
.

...the time is almost ..drawing near..when we all come together...and cast our vote....
I rep ma team #SCENTMARLC# ....all d way...
we ain't Gona let u down..united we stand divided we fall

kinglekan:

..strong thing ..ni ...lol

DanceVille:
I'm also single...I guess we can hook up ryt?

yes ohh

dharay99:

wat is yhu saying....@bolded

. Pls kindly modify your post, I made a mistake earlier.. Thanks

QUESTION: What is romance, what is sex, and why are they sometimes the same and sometimes not the same?

cc: ladyboss1
Twaci
Aminat508
Loomer
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Kingtom
Scentmarlc

losprince:
Tufiakwa

...."ASHaWo"....she for wear bra and pant nah.

ebijimi7:
good day nairalander i have been dating this gal for 2 years now and am rich bcoz i engage in a network business and am always indoor bcoz i earn with out lifting a finger and when her dad asked me d kind of job am doing i told him but he tagged me internet fraudster that am into yahoo which is a lie and i so much love this gal please people how can i convince this man to allow me marry his daughter

...xo simple ..
engage in a descent and presentable occupation

scentmarlc:
Stepheenqueen, albert2k mzlaurel richidinho stobery nellyme cyndax ....abeg leave the HQ and come here fast before i open my eyes.










ON BEHALF OF ALL NAIRALANDERS WE SAY

https://s5.postimg.org/bsuhdwfnb/weloveyou.jpg


THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.

#TeamScent
Cheers

..ops so cute and lovely..scentmarlc all d way.....

1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not
a problem, The
problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I don't knw if you are reminding God
to punish you
latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not
a problem in
fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be
forced entry into
your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini
looking all
nice and walking around and when you see guys
you try to pull
it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi..
Keep deceiving
urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to his
on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!!
And I would
hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't
Bleep himself but
you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I
HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case
may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came
to the world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have
always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six
packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you
better be contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services
I wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face
and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the
same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having
white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and
black legs. Are you
zebra?
10. Gal's una wahala much

Midehi:
yea am behind you, scentmarlc has it all.

.
..vote scentmarlc...all the way.....we dey ur back jare!!!..he is simply the best among .....others

MEGGATRON:
[/color]

Personally, Im attracted to women who smile more often. It’s an easy, friendly way to show you’re happy to be there and interested in what he has to say. Make sure your smile is real. Smile freely and easily to lighten the conversation and keep things feeling fun. Laugh if he says something you think is funny, but make sure it’s not forced.
Tip: A very powerful flirtation technique is to smile and make eye contact at the same time. You’ll knock him over.


[color=#990000]

Men want you to look sexy even when you’re naked, they want to be aroused by the sight of you being naked. Men don’t want you to be like a skeleton nor do they want you to be too fat! I suggest you should
exercise 3-4 times a week. Speaking of the way you eat: you do not need to starve yourself; you do not need those fatty food either.



[/color]

Men are attracted to people who seem comfortable with themselves. Being confident gives you a certain air of coolness that makes men want to find out more about you. Play up your good qualities and be proud of your accomplishments instead of hiding them. When you feel good about yourself, it definitely shows. I know its not easy to build, and you can't pretend to be confident when u’re not. The
first and best step to Confidence, is by working on feeling better about yourself.


[color=#990000]

When it comes to money, most men really don’t care if you make a whole lot, but you need to be making enough so that you are not a financial drain on him. If you make more than him, kudos! more power to you, just don’t misuse it.


[/color]
Men want to date WOMEN, not MEN with vaginas.

[color=#990000]

Being submissive is a very good thing, I didn’t say you should start being a door mat or that you should have no voice in the relationship. A good man will reciprocate, and respect the things you want and make sure you are also happy. Remember: God Loves A Respectful Woman.

[/color]

Most men want a woman that has a healthy sex drive and few past sexual partners. Men also don’t want a woman that uses sex as a way to get what she wants.


[color=#990000]

Times a Week Its really too bad that domestic ability of being able to feed yourself without ordering takeout has faded away. Learn to cook.. Not necessarily for him. Do it for yourself. It makes him know you’re responsible and capable of doing same for him if you eventually get married. “The way
to a man’s heart is his stomach”



[/color]

The less the better. One more thing, Reduce the way you try to modify your body. Men Fall for natural hair color, tasteful and coverable tattoos and piercings that are not out of control and all over the
place. Having tattoos or piercings is not a must oh.

[color=#990000]..

No man wants a woman who cannot flex her
mental muscles.


http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/how-to-be-more-attractive-to-men/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc lalasticlala

..u gat it all right...kudos

I went to Genesis Hotels through Exodus road.
On the way, i saw Leviticus recording the
Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while
Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for
Judges to see Ruth calling loudly
"Samuel,Samuel".
At a stage, the, first and second Kings of
Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah
and Esther for the misfortune of Job their
brother.Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was
teaching his children Proverbs concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This
coincided with the
period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in
Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend.
By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not
around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah
traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum
to Jerusalem. Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah
who introduced him to Haggai a friend of
Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after the old tradition, Matthew,
Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts with
the Romans who were behaving like the
Corinthians, who were also always at loggerhead
with the Galatians. At that time too, the
Ephesians realizing that the Philippians were
close to the Colossians, suggested to the
Thessalonians that they should first of all see
Timothy who had gone to the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger brother how to read
and write in Hebrew. On hearing this, James
asked Peter to explain to him how the three
Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of my jounery..
These are the books in the bible,

Twaci:
I knew you would say that

...lmao

Twaci:
Hello everyone, its that time again, the time for truth is here and I am going all the way, no matter what you all say .

Let's talk about the things we do and things we claim we don't do, uncovering the truth in it all....

Oya leggo!

1. Guys Gossip
Hold your horses . Guys get offended when you accuse them of this, but then its true and no, its not some, I mean all! All guys gossip. Everything is a topic, from football, to their guy's girlfriend (its either how sexy hot she is or how lame she is in the kitchen)...most times, the gist is about the new girl in the neighborhood. Don't argue this with me.

2. Girls Snore
This is the part they all flock into this thread with tiny voices screaming (or typing in this case), "Its a lie! I don't snore!". Take a chill pill sister, we all snore. No, it must not be the loud thunder-like snores like a guy's, sometimes its soft and sexy (like a kitten's purr)....or not . Even I snore (purr, I mean) after a hard day's work or when I have stressed to a breaking point limit. So there's no need to break your nails over this because its true.

3. Guys Cry Too
Facts; The world is round, not all birds fly and guys cry. No need to come all macho, its true. You guys get emotional too, could be over a breakup (try denying this ), death of a loved one (that's normal) or even while watching a movie (no? Try watching "The Faults In Our Stars".

4. Guys Cook Better Than Girls
Now this also a fact I have noticed. No, I am not saying all guys can cook, but do you know that the meal prepared by a guy tastes far better and more delicious than a girl's? I simply don't know how they do this but its damn true! You doubt this? Try it, then taste and see that he is a better cook.

5. Denial
Now all genders do this. They don't accept the truth about themselves even if it glares them at the face. And how can I prove this? Read the comments below....

Feel free to add yours .

....bae 4 & 5....nobi true..people differ.

scentmarlc:
Chaiiiii, babe yu are too mush

Welldone











MR NL2015, Its All About SCENTMARLC

......sure he is d bomb......success all the way

wow....miss tourism Nigeria 2015...holds tody at lekki....27 participant...3 gals....one stage....one lucky gal one crown....success...all d way.

Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

..let him go jare