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Jacksparrow0712:
Cyndax are you twaci?

....she's my friend

wristwatch:
No matter how confident and bold a guy may be, he can be intimidated by the financial standings, "tooshness" and gadgets of a lady. This is as a result of his epileptic financial status.

Things that scares guys away from ladies are highlighted below;


1. Expensive Phones

A lady using a new generation phone can cause catastrophic feeling for a broke and responsible dude. How do expect a guy like me using Blackberry Curve 1 to approach someone like kachisbarbie, tohphaz, using new generation phones like Samsung gold, BlackBerry classic, Iphone6, etc. I think its better I bury my feelings before I get the bashing of my life.


2. Brazilian Hair

Brazilian hair equals the salary of some guys in multinational companies let alone the locals. Wooing a lady carrying my monthly salary on her head will be a tough task. "Shey person whey e dey struggle to shave/cut hair for N200 in a month nai go come wan date Brazilian hair girlfriend". Mi o le wa ku!

3. Expensive Clothing and Shoes.

When some ladies wear expensive attires especially to parties coupled with "rocobarroco" high heel shoe, you will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on it. This act however makes broke and responsible dudes shy away.

4. Cars


For a broke and responsible dude who cannot afford the spoke of a bike let alone car will be intimidated wooing a lady with Range Rover Sport. His reserve gear will loose brake still he ends up in a canal.


5. Use of Jewels and Heavy Make Ups

When a lady uses expensive jewels, wristwatch, bungles and looks 100% artificial, a broke dude might get intimidated. However, he might shy away because of the feeling that he cannot afford to buy these items when she demands for it.


6. Perfumes

People like me and tosyne2much using Hausa perfume to swag babes might be intimidate by the smell of her perfume (David Beckham, cool water, etc.). The last time we try to woo some babes, they called us cattle rearers due to flies which accompanied us as protocol officers.

..talking out of experience nah lwkmd

EroticAngelina:
ur writeup is scattered, pls arrange it well.. I could barely read and understand it

.ops ..go take a cool shower..take a rest...and re read it...#smiling#

sinaj:
lol imagine tellin a naija gurl u crushin on her bf



Dat friendship will quench dat day

..u no trust naija gals

1)Opps i know that already.
As kids, you might have pledged a sorority to share your
darkest secrets with each other, and that must have been
stamped as a lifelong bond back then. But at times, it’s
okay to not tell your best friend everything under the sun.
Keeping mum about some of the details doesn’t really hurt
or mean that you’re making an effort to disrespect the
sacred bond of ‘friendship’.
Sometimes ‘not TMI’ is fine, especially in front of your
bestie. Here’s a list of what’s ‘alright’ to avoid telling your
best friend.
Guess what, my little brother is dating a girl, and arrghh,
how I hate that woman!,” exclaimed your enraged favouri pal over a plate of pasta while at a Sunday brunch with
you. And you’ve almost choked on that spaghetti while
deciding on ‘should she know, shouldn’t she know’,
because well, you did see her little brother coochie-cooing
with this girl your best friend disapproves, and you also
knew where it was heading.
Such exclusive yet unwanted trivia, especially about her
little brother or someone really close to her, trust us it’s
better left unsaid.
2) Thats what your parents told me.
When you’ve known a friend for the longest time, chances
are their parents trust you more than them (unless they
think you’re the one responsible for shaping up the brat
their kid is).
So when your bosom friend’s ‘not-so-happy’ parents are
confiding in you about this certain something they can’t
discuss with their child, you can skip that from your friend.
Whether it’s about them or not, it’s quite possible that your
friend might feel a little threatened by your closeness to
their parents ....
3) Em yeah i did that.
So you went for this office conference to Goa, guzzled
drinks like it was nobody’s business, and before you knew
it, you’d made the stupidest mistake of your life, made out
with your married boss. And yes, you’re embarrassed and
not very proud of the deed.
It’s okay if you keep this ‘little secret from your BFF. It’s
best not to disclose fractions of info you think you’re
capable to erase in a jiffy, unless you want to make it a
recurrent joke at get-togethers.
4) Am involved,maybe or may not.
You might have walked into this situation a couple of
times. Sometimes you think you’re in a relationship but are
not quite sure; or maybe there’s that something special
brewing up between new guy and you but, well, it’s still at
that raw stage.
It’s perfectly alright not to voice out your feelings, even if it
is to your bestie, until you’re certain about it.
Take your time in announcing or introducing a date to your
‘friend-forever’, but once you’re sure of Mr Perfect, maybe
you can give your friend her much-deserved chance to sign
and seal your decision.
5. I liked him too
Being the key organiser of your best friend’s hen night,
you’ve listed a game of truth or dare in the party agenda.
We beg you; if the bottle points at you and a couple of
friends scream out ‘Give us the truth’, at no level of
intoxication should you utter ‘Bestie, I had a huge crush on
your fiance’.
You don’t want Miss BFF to feel insecure about you
seducing her soul-mate, or guarding her husband from you.
Avoid the drama and leave the crush bit unsaid, unless
you’ve a bestie as cool as the tip of the iceberg.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You mean he should RAPE her? [/color]

..lol ...anything by force is rape

scentmarlc:
" It was a sparkling evening. I returned home from work early. Even the lagos traffic couldnt deter me from getting home on time, coz have got a function to attend. Am a young CEO and i know my way around. I took my shower and wore my bestb cloth, it was necessary for the occassion"

"I love my ride. A c350 benz formatic. The journey all d way to the venue was itch free. A pleasant sail i must say..... As i got closer to the venue, Eko hotels and suite, i could see the lots of paparazzis waiting for me. Wooow!!!!!. "

"In my usual swagger i alighted graciously. Shotz and glitz reels from their cameras. I was the cynosure of all eyes. I giggled inside. As i entered the hall, left right and center, people looked on as i went for my seat in the VVIP corner. Ohh, money is good"

"The award dineer started a bit late, but the wait was worth it. Different artiste performed before the calling of the award started. ...Alas, i was standing right there, proud and all ginning...THE YOUNGEST CEO AWARDEE....i reeled out a long speech of thanks and the audience wouldnt stop applauding. I grinned, smiled, and it was evident i was so happy"

" Because i had much to drink and who wouldnt wana taste all of those champaigne by the way.... I decided to use the gents. I remove my johnnystick and peed like there was no tomooorrow...........SCENTMARLCCCCCCCCCCCCCC, a loud voice echoed"

It was my mum and it was all a dream. Whaaat!!!. I looked around and i couldnt find my formatic benz. I looked at myself and i could see is my skinny bone, my ironed TM shirt gone. I looked down and all i found is my harmattan-infested bare feet, chaiii my italian shoe has dissapeared. God why!!!

Now that i have woken up i wondered why my mum was still staring angrily at me....shebi i don wake up nah. She nodded her head in pity and she finally said "scent oya touch yur trouser and see how you have bedwetted the whole bed wit dat yur tiny johnnystick"........yeeh chineke ooooo, so no be inside that Behind golden zinc for hotel rest room i weewee, na ontop my mama's one and only wrapper........awwwh God why me.?
.......... .............This happend several years ago ................
Today CelebrityLanders, i have a dream and it must come to pass. I have so many dreams, and becoming the next Mr Nairaland just happens the one i cant decide on my own. I need your support from this section. Back me up, support me, and make me your next king. I promise to be the best i can ever be and to respect all of your interest.
Thank you and God bless You all. I Love you.
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Cc: tunnamania adeh39 cyndax, skypeople aminat508 subbied midehi prettyvhickie trypa kingTom calebosko twaci
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....yes ohh we are behind u..

Darkrebel666:
you got an attitude problem plus you aren't a very good listener. calm down then read my very first post.

..Mtchew u na ...u think your OK ni

kelechi50:
please my sister a married woman that denies her husband s.x what will he do please

..lol ..na your right now...force ha ni

Darkrebel666:
I'm not fighting with you. why are you so worked up?

..shuu dem swear for u ??

Nurex111:

sex is not by force .na choice...she has her reason for denying u sex....its her right coz your not married to her

Darkrebel666:
don't you know how to quote yet?

..hey better mind your biz ok

don't get it twisted...thoz stuffs ain't real.....once you have lost your virginity u have lost it....and there is no faking...

shuu...no time ohh..I can't die for ma boo...coz wen I die.he will look for another gal friend to replace me.thou am single..just said....d truth

u need to be shaked....coz u rili updated a niz thread...hope gals will adhere to it.

u need to be shakes....coz u rili updated a niz thread...hope gals will adhere to it.

2dice:
chalie ... Who is cyndax ...?

..her guidian angel

the nurse would ave ...draged out their dick with her string.lol

Twaci:
She's my friend. Morning.

....lol she's ma guarding angel

realjoker:
1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your Country In The Olympics. 2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better Than You. 3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily. 4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender Age), so to speak. 5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike. 6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL. 7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies, WADR.) 8. Releasing that urine yo’ve been holding for 6 hours. 9. Seeing yourself in hell fire, begging God for forgiveness, only to wake and find out it was a dream. 10. When your didn’t do the assignment, and the teachers says “Forget it” . Hehehe. You can ADD yours…

..lol u talk true....sex ain't worth luv

wow new month starts with fresh ideas.....as the miss tourism train moves to Lagos....34 gals for the crown,5 gals for the stage....and one lucky person for the crown...the search for miss tourism Nigeria 2015 will be found tonite

wow.... ..to all NL members...Happy new month....ma..new month wish will start by...wish for a successful friendship with friends....and wishing ma friends a happi birthday IJN.

morning all....uhmm.

ma new month wish will start from...wishing ma cute friend a happy birthday....den.....a successful relationship with friends....

kinglekan:
Busy Body!! U don carry ya 2 left leg reach here bah?

...lol

MrCork:
..WOW...the beauriful receptionist at the desk juss sent me a bunch of roses...wit a small note sayn: hopin u enjoy yor stay in network and thanks for buyin me the $3000 rado watch..... Dyamm it feels good to hav moooiney!

..Mtchew

kinglekan:

How ur body dey do u sef?

You go just dey pass everywhr. Na ur type dey pass whr dem go rape am.

Mtcheeeeeeeewwww!!!

....see u nah your indirectly.. telling me how u eye gals passing by

Jacksparrow0712:
Tell me who you are

Question.

...hmm dry joor....so if dem count person wey get thread u go jump out...Abi.....Mtchew

DanceVille:
I welcome You all to Nairaland Romance Chatroom..
Where you can hook up with A Lady or Guy on Nairaland..
You can also express your feelings, affection, Love and Greetings to him/her on this Thread..
This thread also allows reconcilation of dispute between your Lover Boy or Girl..
You can date, toast and chat with anybody on this thread...Just express your sincerities and Feelings...

*Rule* Don't Ever use the word "Sex" because it's Prohibited here...
If you don't have anyone for Val's day, you can hook up with anyone here...

Feel Free To Express Yourself...
LOVE ISN'T A CRIME..

..all d single ladies all the single ladies keep rocking

missclasssy:
[color=#000050] She is 19, How old are you? [/color]

...Lol ...u sacred? give her a try..