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Romance › Re: Do Tall Single Guys Still Exist by cyprus000:
Godswillnwaoma:
eya, I feel your pain bro but there is nothing u can do about it because it is how you were created.
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Feel sorry asin how?. Why should i feel sorry when i dont see shortness has a defecthuh, and i personally aren't short.

Has a matter of fact, i come from a familiy of...and both my parents and all my siblings are all tall.infact, i'm the tallest of them all,followed by my mama.

So why i go feel sorry for myself? even ee happen say i shorthuhsad i shitt for church?
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Romance › Re: Do Tall Single Guys Still Exist by cyprus000: 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
Adaure4ever:
whatz the obsession with tall guys sef?
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Really can't fathom the ebsession huh.

I dont know why ladies discriminate against certain heights lyk tallness guarantee money,intelligence or happiness.

When i see ladies listing their crateria and including tallness has one of them, i cant help but feel disgusted even tho i'm a very tall dude. The discrimination is sickening.
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Romance › Re: Please Help!!!latest Chat From My Gf(photos) by cyprus000:
dreampraywork:
All d people calling OP stingy shouldnt rush to judge him oo. Do U all know bout his financial status? what if? what if?? what ifhuh The fingers arent equal my guys..

My Opinion
OP needs a lesson on how to spend for his Gf, meanwhile that girl is so wrong, her thinking should be set straight,a sane girl saying "HOW CAN MY FATHER BE GIVING ME MONEY WHEN I HAVE A BF"..That statement is so wrong!!!
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I felt irritated by that statement. The present day average naija girl, sees a relationship with a guy as a job opportunity. Very pathetic mentality.

I'm a person who loves to give, especially when not expected by the recipient, But feel disgusted when a person thinks that its his or her birthright to get favour from me when even my siblings cant command such influence.

Tho i think that the op should have been more generous. after all, we are all humans who ought to help in our own little way, but she is not in the position to tell him how to do that.

If she thinks that she is entitled to financial priviledge bcs of sex which is mutual beneficial by my own opine. Then they should redifine their relationship to strickly "olosho getting paid for services rendered", and by op's assertion. She gets over paid for that.
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Politics › Re: Umar Yakubu-Barde Recommends Amputation & Hanging For Corrupt Officials by cyprus000: 6:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
dukie25:
Start the amputation with Babangida, Buhari, Abdulsalami, Shagari etc. The entire Northern oligarchs would all be walking with amputated limbs.
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I tell yougrin
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Politics › Re: Buhari And The Anioma-Igbo Identity. by cyprus000: 5:55pm On Jan 18, 2016
EastField:
glad you know yourself
[size=13pt] Guilty consciencegrin
I kinda find this thread hilariousgrincheesy
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Foreign Affairs › Re: These Are The Weapons That Make Up ISIS’ Arsenal. by cyprus000:
sweetgala:
ISIS do not have fighter jets, they have thanks, missile launch pads, I'm not sure of the warhead stockpile must be heavily depleted because Syria did not stock too much mikuta gear outside it's capital, Iraq defence forces did not receive any such military gear from the Americans.
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Ofcourse they can't have an aerial power when world attention is on them and there's active presence of severall world power's at play. Infact, no terrorist organization can boast of that priviledge.

I asked the above question to call out the fallacy in the Op's assertion.

About your postulation on ISIS stockpile. Do not under estimate their arsenal,cos the stockpile they got from mosul alone, is mind boggling.
I'm of the opine that they get resupply from turkey, considering overt evidence which uncle sam is trying to mirage and make the world ignore, in bide to avoid open confrontation with turkey and also to achieve it foreign policy.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: These Are The Weapons That Make Up ISIS’ Arsenal. by cyprus000: 2:02pm On Jan 18, 2016
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You dont have to lie to butress your point. Please, can we get a prove of the allege jet fighters owned by ISIS.

It will be best you provide pictorial evidence,for the sake of credibility. Dont you thinkhuh
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Nairaland General › Re: Pick Your Sleeping Pattern, Mine Number 4 by cyprus000: 12:17am On Jan 18, 2016
cutebobo:
I choose 5 and here is my reason(s).


I sleep unclad at night, masturbate and after which I sleep off. I like when my john tomas is free. Cool air, and early in the morning again, masturbate, infact I'm typing this post naked

Don't judge me!

Least I forget, who is lalastical?
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Lol..gringrin

Your case is spiritualcheesy
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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 11:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
Joy1706:
Yimu! Go throw ur device in the bush. Then I'd take u and ur rantings seriously
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WTFhuh Is that all your vapid self could come up with?. I thought you were foaming in the mouth initially? so the truth is now hard to assimliate? If this your warp opine is what you could come up with, then i'm sorry. Cyprus dont have time for that kind of vapidity.

I advice you look for your ilks.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000:
Joy1706:
Zero tolerance for western bullshitt? Pray tell, why are you using a device made by westerners. Why wear clothes, drive a car etc. Bloody hypocrite
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Ooh my gawd!

Another western zombie on the loosehuhsad. Your assertion unequivocally slough all doubt that; not only do you wallow in the paradise of western hegemon, you have been irredeemably inebriated by infectious brainwashing, which is why a full grown african lyk you, will opine that your existance began when westerner's came to the shores of africa. That's acute mental slavery i must say.
I mean, its sickening that a nigerian will opine that we started wearing cloths during colonialism,when we had civilized kingdom lyk benin kingdom then.

Now, i want you to understand something. thats if you will allow the wave of common sense to abode.

Human civilization and survival works with tool that aide it interest and create or enhance an already existing idealogy or technology.

This principle was adopted by your almighty west for her dominance.

the gun technology with which it used to pillage africa, was gotten from china. An asian country.

the first scientists came from middle east, even the first periodic table was created by a middle eastern scientist, persian to be precise.

70% of your almighty english was borrowed from other langauges.

Even the civilization which you give credit to your almighty west, was imported from egypt

how about you direct you vapid question to the west?, since it is the main hypocrite.

For the fact that i use english or other vices, which i wouldn't have given a fvck about, if our forefathers hadn't allowed western hegemon to infest on our socio-cultural life, an opposite of what china and india did. Doesn't mean i should tolerate wastern miasma or ingest hogwash from them.

For the fact that engine oil is good for some purpose, doesn't mean i should use it to bath.

Quit being a zombie and embrace common sense.
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Family › Re: Where There's Will, There's Is A Way(photo)...Lol by cyprus000: 6:26pm On Jan 17, 2016
vince001:
Nice.

This can't be tried with the Nigerian Police though. You will do x10 of the work the following day.
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I tell you.

Plus abundant beating and drilling, after you fail to produce evidence.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 6:10pm On Jan 17, 2016
smitez:
You Deserve a medal!!

All Africans should realize that adopting a foreign culture and way of life over your own wouldn't be a good thing in the long run.
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That's the drill bro cool

our socio-cultural ways have been abysmally inebriated by western hegemon which has hindered the wave of "common sense" from abiding on the skull of lot of our peeps.

It's an ineffable pitiable situation.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 5:55pm On Jan 17, 2016
johnjimiflex:
What about when you marry an indomie husband? or you're still stuck in the antediluvan belief that it must be the woman that should cook... seriously? That picture is so chauvinistic and anti-feminist
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Yes, its her duty to cook,just lyk I don't have right over the kitchen except she is not oppurtuned to handle the kitchen, lyk when she is nursing a baby or sick etc.

Anything aside from that is total hogwash which a true african ought to resist.

I will be glad if that makes me a chauvinistic or a cave man, tho cooking is not the yardstick which I will use to marry,but she will be ready to learn. Anything contrary to that,can not be tolarated by me. I have zero tolerance for western bullshittsad.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: America Will Beat Russia And/or China In A War by cyprus000:
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This is the kind of thread you get when a warfare juvenile, unequivocally inebriated by western miasma of deception, with infinitesimal know-how on warfare, have access to cyber space.

It is ironically sickening that the self acclaimed analyst overtly radiat acute ignorance,which vitiate all doubt that you wallow in the paradise of western hegemon.

I kinda feel sorry for you,considering your gross ignorance.
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Romance › Re: 13 Facts you must know Before You Say I Do To That Man. by cyprus000: 1:37am On Jan 17, 2016
sonofananimal:
grin
many women have say what you just said!
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Romance › Re: Photos: This Is What Happens Each Time A Man Connects With A Woman Sexually by cyprus000: 8:21pm On Jan 16, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Patoranking's Ex-Girlfriend, Leila With New Boyfriend (Photo) by cyprus000: 2:57pm On Jan 16, 2016
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In patoranking voice. "For all the girls me put on a long thing,I'm so sorry".
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Celebrities › Re: My Wife Said I Look Like Tekno!hope She Is Not Deceiving Me? by cyprus000: 10:48am On Jan 16, 2016
Ibelong2God:
What has suddenly come over some people on here?

If this rubbish hits frontage like some trash I have seen there today, I will make the mods will regret it.

What Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!
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Please can you go ahead with your plan on making the mods regret? Cos we need it to cure this kind of vapidity gracing FP.
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Romance › Re: When You Hug A Girl With Too Much Make Up by cyprus000: 10:33am On Jan 16, 2016
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Hahahahehehehehecheesy..my belle wun burst with laughgringrin

See the guy facial expression. The guy be lyk "WTF".
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Romance › Re: When Goliath Died And His Younger Brother Inherited His Clothes by cyprus000: 10:30am On Jan 16, 2016
[size=13pt] Swag of lifegringrin

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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Important Person In Your Life? by cyprus000: 9:49pm On Jan 15, 2016
Slikbae:
omo yoruba
[size=13pt] Lol..grin
Na omo igbo oo!, no mind my typo.
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Romance › Re: How I Just Wish!! by cyprus000: 8:33pm On Jan 15, 2016
bqlekan:
lets assume we men are the ones to make list... here I go
A trailer of yam

A tanker of Palmoil to appease the gods

A oil well for the family

A buggatti veyron for the groom's father

Audi 8 for groom's mother

20 plots of land for the bad belle neighbours

A house each in five capitals of world super powers

grin
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Lol..gringringrin


You na very good badt guy. Your head dey there.
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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Important Person In Your Life? by cyprus000:
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as a man with a spouse. It will be insensitive to tell her mom/dad or who ever you deem fit.

Logic and diplomacy demand that one address such question with caution.

If such question is directed to me, I'd say "everybody is important to me,just lyk they all have their special place in my heart". That said, I personally think that such question is out of place.

only people with inferiority complex issues, ask such question.
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Politics › Re: They Want To Frame Me For Bombing Oil Facilities’, Tompolo Cries Out by cyprus000:
TonyeBarcanista:
I hope those clownish IPOB Biafrans digest this, especially the emboldened. When we(Niger Deltans and Ijaws) tell them that we believe in Nigeria and not Biaafraa they abuse us. I'm sure they can comprehend Tompolo reiterating the Niger Delta position on Nigeria project unconditionally. grin grin grin

I noticed that these IPOB guys have been making inflamatory statement "on behalf of Tompolo" hoping that the government will invade and run Gbaramatu Kingdom, and then they(IPOB) will use the opportunity to shout Biafraaaa. Anyway, this scheme is Dead on Arrival.

As for Tompolo, he is an Ijawman, and should understand that the spirit of Ijaw nation is one based on justice. While I sympathise with him in his ongoing travail, I have to state that he has no choice but to obey court summon. For the good of everyone(including himself), he should submit to the authorities. If he does otherwise, the spirit of Ijaw won't back him and he'll be disgraced.
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Sincerely speaking. Your persona disgust any person with integrity. Infact, you irritate me.
Not that I'm one of those IPOB youths, nor for anything, but bcs you are petty and a political prostitute. if I had time, I would have pulled out series of thread where this same you supported their agitation.
I have known you right from when you came to this forum, and have tried my possible best to avoid you lyk a plague, but I have to tell you the sincere truth; you hold infinitesimal value to people of good character, and it is unequivocally overt that you wallow in the tragic misadvanture of human dignity.

If you continue lyk this. I tell you. You will find this life hard,cos people from both side of the divide won't find you worthy for anything, And you will end up watching your back cos of the amount of enemies you have accrued to yourself. thank God you experienced what it means to be unsafe, first hand.

This is not vitriol but an undiluted reflexion of your persona.
I don't give a hoot whether you become a better person or not. Everything is up to you.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Gets Interrogated By Igbo Chief [PICS] by cyprus000: 5:12pm On Jan 14, 2016
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How is that man on that pics a chiefhuh

Can't you see his cap? Or anybody puting on red cap automatically becomes an igbo chief.


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Claims Russia Has Invented World's Most Effective Ebola Drug by cyprus000: 2:06pm On Jan 14, 2016
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I couldn't finish the article bcs of angerangry


Look at how that nonentity was discrediting the new vaccine,without trying to see if it actually works. just bcs it comes from a perceived adversary.

Playing politics with human life. This westerner's irritate my soul and body.

To them, nothing is right except it comes from themangry

*spit*
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Romance › Re: Igbo And Benin, My Pains by cyprus000: 1:14pm On Jan 14, 2016
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What do you expect we tell you?.."sorry" or "your Gf mom is wicked", So it can feed your sense of self pityhuh.
Only weaklings expect that, and I will not be part of that.

It is provoking that a self acclaimed man will turn himself to a "weepy cushion", over sundry things.

I mean, why on earth will you dignify a GF with that sort of attachement and importance when it is evident that the feeling isn't reciprocal, from a girl who claimed to love you and can't stand her ground against ethnic barrier for your sake.

Hey bro, learn to prepare for the worst and pray for the best.
Nobody apart from your family should be accrued this type of importance.

This is why I tell guyz not to love in a relationship. Let her do the loving while you reciprocate to be on the safe side., while at it, make sure you prepare yourself for betrayal,disappiontement...the world is cruel and you have to learn to live in it to avoid something abysmal.



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Romance › Re: When You Win Lottery And Your Girlfriend Shouts "We Have Won" by cyprus000: 11:00am On Jan 14, 2016
nerdfrost:
Biatch who's we?? Abeg park well!! U smoke grass who's we? U dey craze who's we? U chop raw weed who's we? Iffa burst ur head com'on fly fence I say gerra ra here mehn grin
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Lol..gringringrin
You dey para oo! cheesy
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