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Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by cyprus000: 12:40am On Apr 09, 2020

People say that I've missed a lot In life; that my humanity is dead and gone, but I tell you, there's nothing crass in calling this Op a compound fool for venturing into drowning waters by shouldering the cost implications of a family not his, especially when subsisting on what is practically a pittance in Nigerian society.
I could pass off your first naive mistake, but going back to your vomit after her perfidy is untenable and stupid.

So, count me out of your pity party overwhelmed with visceral impulse. If this is how you plan to forge as a person, then you lack what it takes to survive as a man, for until you learn to set aside your little emotional desire or fancy, you'll never understand what life entails.

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Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Foreigner Older Than Me by cyprus000: 9:36pm On Apr 08, 2020

This question of yours have almost become monotonous and insipid. I mean, why should my young life be predicated on the whim of individuals who have lived out their life, irrespective of their opinion which might be visceral or a primitive perspective.

This reminds me of my mom(the only human I can compromise for or lay down my life for)when she called me home to tell me that she hasn't got any problem with all tribe apart from one, and I shouldn't marry from that particular tribe. I told her plain and lurid that she hasn't the jurisdiction to make such dictate. not out of impudence, but out of the sheer reason she hasn't got first hand knowledge of what makes me tick. suffice to say; no human feel exactly your happiness and pain, so why should another have a say on how the aforementioned affect you.

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Romance › Re: . by cyprus000: 8:15pm On Apr 08, 2020*

Côck and bull story.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ventilators Bound For Barbados Allegedly Seized By US by cyprus000: 2:31pm On Apr 08, 2020

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ventilators Bound For Barbados Allegedly Seized By US by cyprus000: 1:51pm On Apr 08, 2020

Tayeni:
lol.....Oyibo. I'm amused. You had to dust your father's thesaurus to reply me?...Mr Bombastic...lol....see grammar o.

Lol

Don't delude yourself, kid. You're too inconsequential to inspire my writing genre.

A simple perusal of my initial post would've availed you this your childish recrimination. anyway, one shouldn't expect much from a person cerebrally handicapped, especially when you can't trust them to discern a thing as overt as the sun. which no wonder the rabid defense of bare-face disingenuous idiocy of suppose new York governor.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ventilators Bound For Barbados Allegedly Seized By US by cyprus000: 1:27pm On Apr 08, 2020

Tayeni:
Ok. I don't want to be stupid again sir....have you ever been stupid before? please show me how you stopped being stupid .

suddenly realize how idiotic you look trying to defend the untenable? don't fight it; it usually comes with the symptom of prevarication or urge to launch into petty bickering, as soon as you realize how cerebrally bereft you're especially when you're trying to perpetuate your dumb boorish self as intelligent.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ventilators Bound For Barbados Allegedly Seized By US by cyprus000: 11:36am On Apr 08, 2020

Tayeni:
You do know that stockpiling of ventilators is in anticipation of the peak of the curve when the healthcare system will experience it's deluge of infected people.

The rationale is that, you don't start building a well when you get thirsty. You don't start searching for ventilators at the peak of the curve.

Is that why he should alarmingly bark like a petulant dog, about lack of ventilators, when he have got plethora of ventilator to afford him the laxity to sell.

You do know that trying to rationalize stupidity is tantamount to stupidity itself.

Romance › Re: Alone In Bed..this Video Of Nigeria Adult Star Is All You Need To Feel Alright by cyprus000: 9:45am On Apr 08, 2020

isn't it risible that this same lady was once a gospel singer cheesy

Romance › Re: My Relationship Just Ended! by cyprus000: 9:32am On Apr 08, 2020

AfroKnight:
79.27% of naija babes are stingy.

Why are you economical with the truth, bruh. your estimate is deficient in veracity.

I peg it at 90/95% and it's still arguably increasable. I posit this from the panoramic perspective of a person who have dealt with the stupendously rich and poor of them. They take your money as their patrimonial right(which is ok when mutual), but consider it a monumental betrayal to their believe system if they undertake a thing as small as hosting a surprise birthday party for you.
isn't that palpably obvious from the person you quoted huh

Romance › Re: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by cyprus000: 12:12pm On Apr 05, 2020

Jflex07:
What if another guy gives her more money to make her more happier?

Sincerely, that guy is not only naively dumb, but also sybaritic at it.

That's why I'm indifferent when dregs like him come online to disparagingly yap about getting fleeced by women, cos it takes their complicity for it to happen.

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Romance › Re: How Many Hours Of Light Do You Have In Your Area? by cyprus000: 10:33am On Apr 05, 2020*

DabuIIIT:
M I o
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Come,today's Sunday and besides, people ain't happy....
Btw,which area/state is that?

I really understand the perspective you're coming from. Your incredulity is the aftertaste of the prevalent case in Nigeria. I use to think like you until I started living in FCDA estate, kubwa, Abuja, which was fortunate to have Aso rock power line pass through it.
It took me quite a while not to scramble to iron my clothes in fear of PHCN taking light. I mean, one can count the seldom times light get taken in ten years. It's from there I fully understood how preposterous it is to believe politicians who make the statement "I know how you feel," cos we ain't living in same condition, nor do they have firsthand grasp of our power malady.
Now, I've relocated to federal housing kubwa, which is just a stone throw from FCDA, but we only get the usual miserable and erratic power supply, though I must confess that there have been a relative improvement these past few days, probably because of Corona.

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Romance › Re: I Give Her A Whole Day To Cheat by cyprus000: 1:19am On Apr 05, 2020*

SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz, your ease to turn to insults shows how big ur self esteem is. Byhhaahhhaaahhaaa.... Nde Oxford English

I had to beat back the aversion not to afford you a response, due to the crying need to set your horseshit(comment) straight.

You're more vapid than I suspected, for playing the stultifying card of recrimination and blackmail, especially when the same boorish you jumped on my mention to use deriding sarcasm, then still summon the chutzpah to set a standard of "self-esteem" on account of not reacting like the faltering pussies who ingest your bullshît on this fora. Lol cheesy

like seriously?
Btw, what you call insult is not up to a preamble of what I give. If I should reverse my resolve and go back to my old self, I promise you, the land which you situs will be too conflagrated for a repose.

Now, do me the courtesy of fůcking off to everlasting oblivion.

Romance › Re: I Give Her A Whole Day To Cheat by cyprus000: 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Yawns

Satiated with the attention I afforded your vapid self? Anyway, here's only what I could muster for you.

Romance › Re: I Give Her A Whole Day To Cheat by cyprus000: 3:14pm On Apr 04, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Well, the guy's English was straight to the point. All this your grammar no follow... Buhhahahahhahaha

Ok, bimbo!

Can you now evaporate from my mention as quickly as you came, cos I've got infinitesimal tolerance for inanity.

Romance › Re: My Wife And Her Mum Packed Everything And Left Me With Nothing. by cyprus000: 2:03pm On Apr 04, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Better learn to be respectful when quoting me

Else what will happen. bring DSS to arrest him or use witchcraft to kill him huh

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Romance › Re: I Give Her A Whole Day To Cheat by cyprus000: 10:17am On Apr 04, 2020*

ifykris22:
Your Dad may not be your real Dad.. Go ask your mom

hahaha! sorry, I had to laugh to relieve myself the mirthful pang of my psychological mastery.

Just look at how miserably agitated you became just by my use of ironic semantic to expose the big fat hypocrite you're.

Romance › Re: Ladies: Before you feel the butterflies. by cyprus000: 10:00am On Apr 04, 2020

Well, what's most promiscuously perpetuated in society as love is an exaggeration, just like a balloon is an exaggeration of dimension.

that's why I have to agree with the Op on women marrying men who don't desire them dreaming they come in. cos they made a feeble stew out of delusion, naivety and infatuation, then convince themselves with rabid vigour to be love, and predicate their existence on it.

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Romance › Re: I Give Her A Whole Day To Cheat by cyprus000: 9:17am On Apr 04, 2020*

Well, your relationship is bereft of sacredness, cos it's only things we hold sacred that we shield from public pawing. just like you'll feel revoltingly incensed if you see your mom sleeping with another man while married to your father.

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Romance › Re: Why Women Envy Men, And Why They Really Shouldn't by cyprus000: 8:54am On Apr 04, 2020

What a perfectly useless thread.

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by cyprus000: 8:22pm On Apr 03, 2020

Iceyjayz:
I'm just so angry at some sissy dumbass males sending these classless, broke female dimwits pms on this forum, it's just so pathetic, no wonder those ugly bleached girls feel on top of the world.

hehehe!

I concur. just like the faltering coward on this thread making side remark about me; as he jolly well should, else I murder and bury him on his own bullshit! All those are pussy worship just to get into good book. Lol

They're the concupiscent slobs whose obsequious servility human history warned us about right from cradle; I mean, the vapid dregs deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt reserved for bush animals. I must admit that sometimes, I feel revoltingly incensed to run amuck and bash their skull open for my own amusement, but none the less, we should be circumspect not to embroil the innocent in their inanity.

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by cyprus000: 7:36pm On Apr 03, 2020

faithfull18:

you say whaa!! grin

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by cyprus000: 7:24pm On Apr 03, 2020

Iceyjayz:
Just ignore the dumb girl, I only blame the guy that pmed her, am sure he must have learnt his mistake by now

it's over my dead body I should pm a dirty poverty stricken Nairaland girl here, God forbid! when I have beautiful and sexy girls in abundance where I stay.

I hear you, bro!

Her unapologetic petulance is sufficient enough to preclude any need to afford her more of my time.

By the way, we can all do well without trying to characterize other ladies with her, who are of tangent disposition wink

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by cyprus000: 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2020*

Jewessgratitudd:
Lol....this your use of vocabulary is just off the hook and so unnecessary.
Mehnnn..... You could have just used simple and non ambiguous words to convey your message and it will still be well taken. Like seriously, You had to go through all that just to tell me never to judge someones personality by their outward appearance? SMH.

OK.
Noted.

No, don't delude yourself about my writing genre. you're not consequential enough to inspire the way I write, cos that's readily traceable to my nascent. Nor do your pettiness which was animated by my simple attempt to disabuse you of your egregious sentiment, have any meaning to me.
Lol cheesy

you and your bickering petty ilk are like swarm of termites on an otiose mission to sneer a healthy and impervious tree to a fall, so they can feed on it and pull it back to the common jungle.

So, quit the prevarication and face the subject matter, instead of snatching patches of oxygen(pettiness) like a drowning man flung to the shore

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by cyprus000: 12:52pm On Apr 03, 2020*

Jewessgratitudd:
OK. So I just remembered one weird and funny experience I had with a NL.

So this guy PMd and we got chatting. He sounded so excited and interesting.
I wasn't really consistent with the chat but anytime I go online, I'm usually greeted with his text. And immediately I drop a reply, he'll pop up and resume chatting.

one night he requested to see my pics, I told him to send his first, he did. So i sent mine but immediately deleted it cos for some reason I was scared of this guy. He asked why I deleted it, I said nofin.

The he started asking me, what's in my mind right now.. As in what am I thinking about him right now. Ha! so I told him to go first and he went on about how intelligent and pretty I am bla bla. Then I tried to hide my true feelings and told him I think he's cool (lies) . but to my surprise, my guy repeated that same question. That what is going on in my mind right now about him. I became really scared cos truly in my mind after seeing his pics, he looked like a hired assassin. He looks so big like a weight lifter or bouncer of some sort in one if the pics he took in a car. The other one he was corporately dressed in his posh sitting room but his size is intimidating and scary. So I told him, please, don't be offended, you look like a hired assassin. ( I'm serious about this) guy was silent for a few mins. And then he said hes sorry for bugging me. That he really meant well for me especially as we are from the same state. But since I'm scared, there's nofin he can do to change my perceptions about him. He said good bye and that was it. I felt bad afterwards but I felt even more scared. Don't know why I felt so about him though.

Very weird, isn't it?

My apologies to him though wherever he is. I can't Even remember his moniker now.

I don't think there's anything remotely obfuscating about Op's directory: it says "share your experience with NL girl." Anyway, that's venial.
Conversely, you talk like a person with world perspective of a pygmy. If you had predicated your disinclination on intuition, that would have been, at least, palpably cogent, but using physical attribute to adjudge a person, is as parochial as it can ever get.
This reminds me of a security man at my work place who was touted by all and sundry to be good looking, meek, humble and trustworthy, and I remember planning on having him promoted and sent to the warehouse, but this dude was exposed by his colleague who is rugged and shabby, and we have always suspected him of stealing things and his sack on our mind, so, out of indignation he installed spies on his off day to keep an eye on our supposedly good person, and I tell you, the perplexity of my disbelief is yet to erode, cos he was so endeared to me that I made it a ritual to buy him food and give him money every day.

Using physical attribute as seismograph to detect the direction of a person's proclivity is akin to trying theorize why people don't know what you think in your mind other than the black and white reason.

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Romance › Re: Stay Off My Posts If You're An Unrepentant Wancker, Thank You by cyprus000: 6:58pm On Apr 02, 2020

Lol. Are you hallucinating

Romance › Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by cyprus000: 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2020

Nn3muka:
You are dating an alfa male
Probably their leader on nairaland

Nne you are on your own

Please pardon my manners

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Romance › Re: Will You Agree To Marry The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by cyprus000: 1:30pm On Mar 29, 2020

Stacyomolola:
Does she insult u at freewill or she's the temperamental type who insults u whenever shes angry?

impertinence is impertinence. If you can't culture yourself not to be boorish even when incensed, then don't expect commitment, and be sure to get the boot from any man of dignity.

Romance › Re: True Or Dare switching 18+ by cyprus000: 9:21pm On Mar 27, 2020

peepydelano:
she is a witch na

Please, no need for insult. If you have an axe to grind with her, at least, let it be on a thread that is germane.

Romance › Re: True Or Dare switching 18+ by cyprus000: 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2020

pocohantas:
Alfa males sef dey find e-company. This Corona situation is really dealing with people.

It's really nauseating when everything on here have to degenerate to gender scrimmage. Loosen up and quit being rancorous like a person inebriated with needles-bitterness.

It's not like your derision will have any consequent effect on who they're, nor will their resentment change you. So, why embroil this fun thread in petty invective

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Romance › Re: Wife Beats Husband Mercilessly After She Caught Him With His Side Chick (Video) by cyprus000: 10:28am On Mar 26, 2020*

AfroKnight:

Seen this before. She actually broke the bottle he drank from and stabbed him with the shard. That’s why he bled so much.

Later she’d want to sleep in the same house with him.

Most times, women take things too far. It appears they don’t know when to halt the onslaught, whether it is verbal or emotional abuse. If you’re displeased that your husband is cheating, leave the marriage. It’s that simple.

Who knows? She probably married one of those shortsighted individuals who say “never hit a woman, no matter what”. No matter what! Funny. Now the man knows the importance of self defence. An abusive wife is dangerous. She gets bolder after every episode. One day, the madness will drive her to stab him in his sleep.

Avoid such women. If you married one, sorry. However the first time she ever hits you, make sure she knows any such attempt will always end in tears for her. Better still divorce her. She may have other qualities that are good but this one is a deal breaker.

You should not be stuck with an abusive wife. She’s your ticket to either prison or hades.

This reminds me when I was in boarding school. there's one guy we call "slow motion" because of his anemic nature, but this dude is trouble and a living defiance of his weak nature and I happen to get into an altercation with him. So, I beat him to a pulp cos I can not tolerate impertinence from a person I advance his age and also my junior by the dictate of school hierarchy. But something interesting happened subsequent to that: This dude exhibited the greatest willpower I've ever seen in a human, taken that I've a relatively disconcerting stature at 6.5 ft tall. I mean, I'm practically a giant in comparison, but this guy braved the odds by attacking me with stone and running away in every given opportunity, despite the fact that I can easily chew him and spite him out for my own amusement, or better still; lay ambush for him and take him to my hostel(senior hostel) and let my ever willing mates devour him for picnic. But I let him continue, though dealing with him once in a while just to see how long he would go, and I tell you, he became a menace to a point I had to call a truce and we became friends, because I like his gut and learnt something critical in life: that a chain is as strong as it weakest link; body and build is as strong as the mind of the owner, that's why lion can make prey of an elephant, not because he can muscle it out with an elephant but because in his mind he believe he can defeat an elephant and prey on him.

This guy that got mauled by this woman is a victim of his own mind. he cowered before the fight even started, and I tell you; if any person man or woman cross the line and stab me, putting my life at risk, I'm going to get a stainless and dump a truck load of copper diet on his/her leg. that's if I'm magnanimous not to go for the head.

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Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Men? by cyprus000: 6:25pm On Mar 25, 2020

drezzyx:
Thanks for acceptance me... LMAO...

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Men? by cyprus000: 6:20pm On Mar 25, 2020

Meeyankee:
I tire ooo

Truth be told; Anytime i have them around me, feel like to run amuck and bash their skull open; I mean, I feel debased knowing I share same gender with those dregs.

#spit

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